Month: October 2021

It’s a condition called macrospermia. And it has dictated many things about my adult life. For starters, I can’t jack off. Ever. Might put a hole in the roof. Plus, what do I do with my loads afterward? I can’t get intimate with anyone, either. Who knows how badly that would end up. It’s bad enough being a futanaria in […]

“Go ahead,” she cooed softly. “I enjoy it.” I looked down at her welcoming expression. Her wide eyes glistened, and her crimson lips pursed ever so slightly. She slowly ran the tip of her tongue between them. I must’ve still seemed uncertain, because she reached out and hefted her left breast in both hands, urging me on. “Are you sure?” […]

Opposites do attract. Marla and Kelly met in college and in so many ways they were opposites, yet they fell in love. Marla was intelligent, aggressive, energetic and creative, and she focused on fashion design. Even in college she had already started making a name for herself. Kelly was quiet, intelligent and businesslike and had a great mind for numbers […]

As much as Bryson wanted to concentrate he found his eyes drifting away from the document he was reading, wandering over to his couch where Imogen sat with her feet clad in white ankle-socks up on the table, bobbing them to the beat he could faintly hear from the headphones she wore. They shared a similar taste in music so […]

Finally! It had happened. Just this morning. I had been trying for the last few years to get my mother to come and stay with us full time. After all this time she’d at last said, “Yes.” Dad had passed away many years ago and the intervening years had really left less and less to keep her at her current […]

Brad leaned back on his couch and groaned as he watched the busty, blonde twenty-two year old stare up at him seductively as she held his enormous cock against her face. It had been a long time since the divorced forty-one year old had been able to bring a girl to his place. His responsibilities as a single father put […]

My name is Greg, I’m 33 years old, about 5’10, pretty good looking, even if I do say so myself, developing a bit of a ‘dad bod’ after the recent lockdown, nothing major, but could probably do with fishing out that gym membership I left to die at the bottom of my wallet! I’m recently single, my last girlfriend, Izzy […]

The rain outside had been falling all that day. It was a misty, free-falling type that seemed more annoying than useful. The sun only broke through the clouds for seconds at a time. Catherine’s plans for home and yard cleaning while her husband was at work were put on hold. At first, the persistent and light drizzle was to blame […]

“Toofy was taught at the temple. She didn’t do very good with the languages. Only speaks human, neko, a bit of demonic and high elf. Never learned the undertongues, like goblin or orc. Got her in lots of trouble… Learned to curse in rattan. That’s fun.” Rattan as a language is mentioned once in ‘Toofy’, but there are no ratgirls […]

There’s a couple of lines in the movie ‘Lethal Weapon’ that rings true regarding my life on this very day. Murtaugh tells Riggs, “God hates me. That’s what it is.” Riggs just looks back at him, breathing smoke out his nose, and replies “Hate him back; it works for me.” I don’t know if there is a God. I’ve never […]