Time Smut

Hidden within a cluster of brightly shimmering stars a small green planet was quietly minding its own business when three well-dressed goons shimmered into existence.

Mary, James and Boat girl stepped out of the dim blue light of the scanner and took a deep breath of the alien air; it was sweet, like a flowery disinfectant.

James hadn’t worn pants in a very long time and with a constant stream of alien drugs the girls put in the water, his hard dong was just about bursting from the fancy suit Mary made him wear.

He ran his hand up Mary’s naked legs sliding past her clean pressed business skirt and tickling her smooth little clit before sinking two fingers deep inside.

She paid no attention to James wriggling around inside her thin little body while she stood with her hands on her hips trying to form a plan.

The tiny planet had not one tree and its only inhabitant was an impossibly large building jutting awkwardly into space. A gentle wind blew across the freshly manicured grass and a fountain bubbled near the entrance.

Our heroes stood outside of the imposing structure and Boat girl yelled, “This little planet is so tiny and cute!”

The other two couldn’t disagree… other than the big ugly building it was pretty cute.

Boat girl bounced down the path and James slippery fingers were yanked from Mary’s tight little pussy when she followed.

There were no guards and the three were able to just walk right into the quiet building. They went through the big open door and stepped into an unnecessarily opulent elevator.

The long ride up was quiet while Mary thought about what to say and James licked girl cum from his fingers.

“What are we going to do up there?” Boat girl asked as the top floor quickly approached.

Mary had no answers and didn’t respond.

When the doors opened they walked down a brightly lit hallway and were confronted with a familiar face at the receptionist desk… it was little Stephanie… and she looked shocked to see them.

Mary and Boat girl squinted their eyes suspiciously but James didn’t yet see what was going on.

“Hey, it’s Little Stephanie!” James said excitedly, “Look guys its little Stephanie from the future… this is going to be easier than we thought since we have a friend in the inside.”

All three girls shook their heads at James naive trusting nature and with no other option little Stephanie continued her ruse.

“How can I help you folks today?” She asked as if the trio were strangers.

Boat girl got in her face and growled, “Cut the crap little Stephanie, we know it’s you!”

“Wait! …Little Stephanie is a bad guy?” James pondered this surprise turn of events and recalled all the clues they seem to have missed.

“Of course! It’s all so clear now,” he said as he put all the clues together, “the fact that she just appeared with no back story looking like a perfect replica of my wife only smaller… and then that one time when she disappeared behind that tree and reappeared with a Dr. Spock evil goatee?”

Mary spoke up in a super sugary sweet voice and tried to play along with little Stephanie’s evil games.

“My name is Mary, and this is James and Boat girl… we require a meeting with the counsel to discuss possible cheating by the team from Bootes void?”

“Oh, ok,” She shuffled some papers around unconvincingly, “Well the earliest meeting I can arrange is in a million years… is a Tuesday good for you?” Little Stephanie didn’t seem at all surprised about the news of cheating.

Boat girl was furious and lunged over the desk, but little Stephanie hit a button and a force field popped up keeping her safe.

At an apparent impasse the girls took a moment to silently give each other dirty looks before Mary confidently said, “Well I guess you outsmarted us little Stephanie, we have no choice but to give up.”

Little Stephanie gave a smug little smile and said, “Well then you have a good day ma’am.”

Boat girl smiled with eyes of rage.

The three defeated heroes sulked back to the elevator and as soon as the doors closed Boat girl asked, “Should I kill her?”

Mary was rummaging around her bag, “no, we don’t need to kill her, I have a plan.” She pulled out tiny toy Richard with crazy cumming action and turned him on.

The toy dick flew around the elevator doing his signature little dances while Mary tried to explain the problem to him.

“Richard? There is a girl at a desk that is going to destroy toon city,”

The look on Richards’ face went from a mindless smile to a mindless frown and he stopped dancing.

“We need you to hide in the bag and when we say the word I need you to fuck little Stephanie in the ass as hard and as fast you can… she has a tendency to pass out when someone puts something in her butt and we need to sneak by.”

Tiny toy Richard thought about it for a moment and gave a little smile and thumbs up in agreement.

“Great!” Mary smiled and ejected a little radio from the scanner, “Ok Richard, the secret word is peanut butter jelly time… so as soon as you hear that I want you to fly out of the bag and fuck little Stephanie in the ass until she passes out.”

Tiny toy Richard with crazy cumming action gave another thumbs-up and said, “My dearest Mary, I shall not let you down, if the very fate of Toontown depends on my ability to anally fornicate a stranger THAN A FORNICATE I MUST!” He screamed before he slipped back in her bag to await the code word.

“Ok, are you guys ready?” Mary hit the elevator button and the three strutted down the hallway back to the reception desk.”

Little Stephanie gave them a snotty look and asked, “Can I help you?”

“Yes, I think we would actually like to schedule that meeting in a million years if you don’t mind.” Mary was being so sarcastically sweet.

“Ok ma’am,” Little Stephanie squinted and stared into Mary’s eyes while she pretended to write something down in the calendar.

“Oh, little Stephanie?” Mary asked.

“WHAT?” little Stephanie snarled.

“Do you… know what time it is?”

Stephanie looked at the clock on the wall and said, “1:30.”

“No… it’s… PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!” She yelled while she turned the radio on full blast and the girls danced around creating a diversion.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” Little Stephanie stood up trying to figure out what they were up to.

Tiny toy Richard flew from Mary’s bag and heroically jammed himself straight up little Stephanie’s tiny little asshole.

She let out a yelp and stood on her toes while the toy wriggled its way into her body.

The girls continued dancing and singing while little Stephanie ran around the room in a panic getting vigorously fucked.

She tried to pull Richard out but he was fucking to save his homeland and nothing was going to keep him from completing his mission.

Little Stephanie was overcome and eventually gave in to the anal intrusion.

She leaned on the wall and with an arched back she stood on her tippy toes moaning while Richard relentlessly fucked her perfect little asshole.

The girls stopped dancing and watched little Stephanie fall to her knees and crawl around on the floor with Richards little feet dangling from between her legs.

She let out an orgasmic moan and collapsed to the floor in a twitchy heap.

Mary turned off the radio and the girls could hear a muffled Richard still singing along from deep inside little Stephanie’s body.

Mary giggled, “That guy is actually pretty cool.”

“Yeah, he’s funny.” Boat girl agreed as they snuck past the desk.

When they barged into the office the important lizard man behind the desk was startled.

“HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?” He demanded. “WHERE’S LITTLE STEPHANIE?”

“Mary sauntered up to the desk and said, “I think your receptionist is a little… preoccupied at the moment.”

“What do you want?” The reptilian businessman calmly asked as he sat back down.

Mary smiled and instantly switched into super sweet mode while she made her case and explained all the cheating Bootes void was doing.

James looked around the office and tuned out while Mary once again poured over the evidence and presented to the head of the company.

The entire place was covered in thick expensive carpet and the chairs were made of the softest leather he has ever seen. The whole office smelled like cigar smoke and money.

When Mary was finished the creepy lizard leaned back in his chair and thought about it for a moment before saying, “Well, you make a strong case… but at this point, it wouldn’t be cost effective to shut down playfield earth just for an investigation.”

“But Bootes void is going to blow it up? How cost effective is that?” James interrupted.

The lizard was losing patience with the group and said, “look, I’m not going to help you, Boots void is a very popular and profitable team, and we can’t have people knowing about any of this nonsense, so if you would please just leave and never speak of this again I promise nothing bad will happen to you.” He smiled with his vile lips.

The fury in Boat girl’s eyes was building, but for the moment she had it under control.

She gave a creepy smile and called his bluff, “We’re going to go tell everybody… and I can WAIT to see what you’re going to do about it!”

The lizard shrugged and raised his arm in the air.

In an exaggerated motion he pushed a big red button on his desk and smiled.

Mary heard a rumbling under her feet and a trap door opened up just to the left of where they were standing.

The lizard was enraged and jumped to his feet, “STEPHANIE! WHO MOVED MY DESK?”

Boat girl sauntered up to him and poked the giant creature in the chest, “Look here fucker, you’re going to launch that investigation or I’m going to have to take some really drastic measures.”

The giant lizard was done with their empty threats.

He adjusted his tie and arrogantly said, “No you look here you dumb bitch, you think you can just waltz in into my office and threaten our whole organization? This goes way beyond you and Bootes void and there’s nothing that a couple of little girls can do about it. So why don’t you turn your cute little butt around, shut your fucking mouth, and go build some profitable galaxies like we pay you to do.”

The trio stood silently in shock for just a moment before Boat girl spoke up.

Her eyes were fiery with rage and in a scary but sweet voice she said, “Ok… well, you’re the boss,” before she stormed out of the office.

James and Mary followed as she marched down the hallway back to the elevator.

When they passed little Stephanie she was still passed out in a heap while tiny toy Richard with crazy cumming action relentlessly fucked her.

“Did it work?” He asked as he pulled himself from her body and flew back into Mary’s bag… Nobody answered him.

As soon as the doors closed James inquired about the next move and was also met with silence.

Boat girl took a deep breath and ejected a cowboy hat from the scanner; she then fiddled with the controls before scanning the whole group back to the battlefield.

James found himself standing under the tree with all of the friends he met along the journey, they were celebrating fending off the first team but James knew that in just moments they would all be dead.

“I thought the rules said we couldn’t keep coming back here like a bunch of little jerks?” James asked as he hurried to keep up with Boat girl.

Again nobody answered him.

Boat girl didn’t even say hi to the doomed little army, she just marched into the valley with James and Mary close behind.

They could see the twin army from the neighboring dimension covering the landscape like a thick carpet of death, each one in their own impenetrable bubble.

She ejected the biggest gun James had ever seen from the scanner and as soon as they made first contact with the enemy she gently tossed the absurd weapon to the soldier.

Surprised at his luck the solder clicked his teeth and disabled his bubble shield just long enough to catch it.

Boat girl took full advantage of this moment and leapt through the air, pouncing on the surprised solder like a cat playing with an injured sparrow.

She put her fingers into his mouth and yanked his bubble tooth implant out before she broke his neck and he fell helplessly to the ground.

“GOD DAMN BOATGIRL!” James was blown away by the delicate little girl’s brutality.

She didn’t respond to his comments, she just unceremoniously put the gun in her mouth and used the muzzle to pry her molar out, replacing it with the cold metal implant.

She had blood streaming from her mouth covering her white business dress, and in a flash she clicked her teeth forming the ball and she shot up in the sky.

Mary jumped into James’ arms and he clicked his teeth surrounding them with the thin green bubble and they followed Boat girl.

“Why don’t you use you’re bubble?” James asked.

“My cup holder is broken.” Mary answered and hugged him tightly.

The bomb that was flying towards their friends was coming into sight and when they got close enough Boat girl grabbed ahold and climbed on top.

James and Mary followed hoping her plan was built on reason and not rage… it was not.

Boat girl whipped out the scanner and a pale blue light whisked the three heroes and the missile from the sky, transporting it an unbelievable distance.

James and Mary rode on the tip of the bomb with Boat girl through the vacuum of space and when a tiny little planet came into view the plan was clear.

“Mary?” Boat girl asked sweetly, “Could you deliver a message for me?”

Mary was wide-eyed but shook her head yes.

“Would you go ask that lizard fuck… now, who’s the bitch?”

Mary quickly scanned herself and James back inside the opulent elevator and when the doors opened they hurried down the hallway, once again confronting little Stephanie at the reception desk.

“You guys again, you can’t come in here, and I put a cork in my butt so don’t go trying to…” She was interrupted when Mary punched her in the face and she fell like a sack of potatoes.

James followed while Mary barged into the office kicking the door open.

The important business lizard was shocked at the insubordination of one of his lowest level employees.

“HEY ASSHOLE!” Mary yelled… “I have a message from Boat girl!”

The man sneered waiting for the message.

“Boat girl told me to tell you… NOW WHO’S THE BITCH?” Mary smiled while she pointed out the window.

The lizard went a pale green and his jaw dropped when a dark shadow fell over the planet and the bomb came into sight.

They could see a sticker that said “property of Bootes void” and Boat girl was riding on the tip of the missile waving her cowboy hat around and laughing maniacally.

Mary jumped into James’ arms and he clicked the bubble of protection before the bomb hit.

The lizard was in a panic, “Okay okay I see your point, maybe I should launch an investigation, just let me in that bubble with you guys.” He pounded on the side pleading for his life.

Mary giggled at how quickly Mr. important changed his tune.

“Fuck you dude.” She smiled and kissed James while he held her in his arms.

The Lizard was running around the room looking for a place to hide when the bomb hit.

James and Mary watched from the safety of the bubble as the whole morally corrupt planet exploded in a fiery dramatic mess.

They floated the bubble into the sky and met up with Boat girl up in the inky blackness of space, she dusted her hands together in a classic ‘job well done’ type of way.

“There, now we don’t have to worry about anyone cheating.” She smiled and scanned the three back into the cube in the future.

When they returned black pepper and one of the builder girls were waiting with their arms crossed, they were tapping their foot in the most judgmental way possible.

“What did you guys do?” The builder demanded.

Boat girl smiled innocently, “I think we just quit our jobs.”

Mary put her hands up and said, “I had very little to do with this!”

James followed her lead and also put his hands up.

The builder girl just shook her head, “You know everybody is looking for you guys now?”

“Who’s looking for us?” Boat girl asked while she slinked out of her blood-soaked dress.”

“Everybody who worked for the game… every team that played for the game… and everyone who enjoyed watching the game is coming for you three.”

“Well maybe we made a few enemies, but I’m sure everybody on earth is on our side.” Mary reasoned.

“Nope…” The builder girl corrected her. “I just got back from Earth and the war is still going and the planet still gets destroyed.”

“BUT HOW?” Boat girl couldn’t believe it was true.

“Look, there’s a lot of money in war, as soon as you blew up the headquarters another company just took over… and they are much worse than the last.”

“WHAT?” Mary yelled.

James could clearly see the solution to this problem and assumed everybody else saw it too, “Can’t we just go to the past and stop Boat girl from taking the bomb in the first place?” He asked.

“Nope…” the builder girl explained. “The new company that formed is camping out and waiting for you to return… they don’t want to lose their market share.”

“THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!” Boat girl yelled into the replica sky. “NO MATTER WHAT WE DO SOME GREEDY ASSHOLE COMES ALONG AND RUINES EVERYTHING!”

The builder girl uncrossed her arms and agreed, “She’s right… Mary how long did it take you to make the earth, just to see them destroy it for a tiny rating boost.”

Mary spoke up, “It took a long time! I put a lot of work into that place, making all of those cute little animals!”

The group stood in silence for a moment thinking about all the time they invested in their work just to have some business lizards destroy it.

“We need a place to hide out for the next few million years and wait for this thing to blow over.” Boat girl admitted.

James was homesick and reminisced fondly of his time at the cozy little farmhouse with his fake stepsister and couldn’t believe it will soon be gone… along with the rest of the planet.

“Have you ever seen a giraffe?” Mary asked, “Do you like his long neck? …Boots wanted me to make them with an elephant trunk but I think their long neck is so funny!” She smiled at James.

“Oh, Mary.” James just hugged her while they reminisced about the little blue planet.

Boat girl sat in the grass and lamented the destruction of everything, “I wish there was a hard copy of everything so we could upload it to the zone and spend the rest of our lives sitting in a dark room with glasses on.”

“Wait… what did you say?” James was struck with an idea.

He jumped up and rummaged through his backpack producing a small silver box on a shoestring.”

“Ooo, What’s that?” Mary craned her neck to snoop into James bag.”

“Oh, nothing… It’s just a tiny replica of the entire earth, housed in an indestructible multidimensional cube that we can all live in forever.”

“Where did you get that?” Mary yelled.

“Future Mary gave it to me, she had a bunch of little replica planets she was running simulation tests on in her space car, and she was just going to throw this one away.”

“Space car? …I think you mean space ship.” Mary corrected.

“No… you said it was called a space car… in the future.”

Mary shook her head, “Nah, I have been to the future a bunch of times and nobody calls it that.”

“Ha!” Boots chimed in to lovingly make fun of James, “James, what do you call a boat, a water car?”

Boat girl started laughing at a joke specifically told for her.

“I don’t know… Future Mary said that she’s not shipping anything so it’s not a space ship… she kind of made a big deal about it.” James defended his ignorance of spacecraft’s.

Stephanie smiled at the thought of seeing the earth again and asked, “But if this is an exact copy wouldn’t a tiny replica war just destroy this one also?”