Time Smut

Chapter One … The Mysterious Case of the sex drugs in the Water Supply?

(Note from the author … the cartoons come in at chapter 3)

When James woke up he immediately realized something was wrong. He couldn’t put his finger on it but he had a sense that things weren’t normal. The sun was setting casting an orange glow through the forest and a warm breeze gently blew through his hair.

He was completely naked standing near a quiet road with his dick stuck in a knothole of an old tree stump. It had a tight grip on him and as he struggled to free himself the old tree only pulled him deeper inside.

James had no memory of how he got himself into this situation and no idea how he was going to get himself out. He struggled for a bit before he noticed a single headlight off in the distance coming closer.

Cute little animals scurried around his naked body and the whole forest had a supernatural feeling to it, but he couldn’t place what exactly was wrong.

He watched a couple of squirrels playing chess on a low hanging branch and a giant slippery whale swam through the evening sky casting a dark shadow over him and his dick stump.

He waved his arms as the light came closer trying to flag down some help. He didn’t know how long he had been stuck like this or if another car would even come down the quiet road, this might be his only chance to get help.

The loud rumble of a motorcycle shook the ground and scared the squirrels away from their game.

“Hi!” James smiled and tried to look casual as he stood naked in the setting sunlight.

“Are you okay?” A young girl snickered as she carefully lowered the kickstand with her heavy motorcycle boot.

“No…” James said sheepishly. “I can’t remember how I got here, and I’m stuck in this tree.

The girl swung her leg over the bike and sauntered over. James thought there was something odd about the young lady but he couldn’t put his finger on it. She had bright pink hair and was wearing a worn tank top along with a scandalously short skirt.

“How are you stuck?” She asked as she ogled his naked body.

“Well… ahh… it’s my dong… its stuck in this tree… and I don’t know how I got here.

“Hmm…” She said. She didn’t seem too surprised at the predicament the naked boy was in. “Did you try fucking it until you cum and your dick goes down?”

“I did not.” James admitted that the thought never crossed his mind.

“Oh! There’s a little hole on the other side!” The girl exclaimed and kneelt down to look inside the stump.

She was not wearing any panties and James couldn’t help but notice that her pussy lips gently grazed the tall grass as it peeked out from underneath her short skirt.

“Maybe if I blow in here it will push you out?” She muttered into the hole.

“Maybe?” James shrugged.

She pressed her soft lips to the stump and James could feel the pressure build as she blew into the hole. He pulled back trying to free himself but it was no use.

“God, you’re really stuck aren’t you?” The girl giggled and peeked into the hole.

James didn’t answer; he was a little embarrassed at the whole situation, and the sight of the girl’s cute little naked butt flashing him every time she bent over wasn’t helping the whole hard dick problem.

“Maybe if I spit on it!” She mumbled as she put her mouth to the hole. James could feel her tongue tickling the end of his dick so he pushed in deep. He stared at the top of her head while she spit into the hole trying to free him from his wooden penis prison.

With a fair amount of lubrication James pulled back and his dick slipped out with ease. “ALL RIGHT!” The girl yelled and the two gave a joyous high five.

Without taking her eyes off his rock hard dong she smiled and said, “Do you need a ride to town?”

“Yes… I suppose so.” James said, not knowing that going to town would mean certain death.

When he climbed onto the bike he couldn’t help but notice how wet and slippery the seat was. “What’s all over your seat?” He asked.

The girl didn’t answer; she just climbed up and sat behind him pressing herself into James naked body.

“I don’t know how to drive a motorcycle.” He said insisting they switch places.

“Yes you do… I’ve seen you do it a hundred times.” She whispered into his ear and wrapped both hands around his cock for safety.

James turned the key and the monstrous engine vibrated the couple to their bones. He squeezed the clutch, threw it in first, and they tore out of there leaving the squirrels to their game.

As they flew down the highway the strange girl expertly pumped his cock while she gently slid her naked pussy up and down the vibrating seat. James had a strange feeling that something wasn’t right… but he just couldn’t put his finger on what was out of place.

The young lady clung tightly to his back and James could see her blissfully smiling in the mirror. He switched gears and hit the gas while her soft hands slid up and down his shaft with every bump in the road.

They were traveling for about a half hour when James heard her whimper into his ear, she was obviously having an orgasm back there and James wondered how much longer until the next town. She gripped his dong tightly as she squirmed with pleasure.

She had the bike seat all wet and slippery and James naked butt was sliding all around when he felt a wave wash over him.

“I’M ABOUT TO CUM.” He warned the stranger.

“OKAY.” She said casually and pumped his cock a little faster.

James shuttered and closed his eyes when the orgasm took over his body. He slowly lost his grip and was too distracted to notice the bike slipping out from underneath him.

By the time he noticed his mistake the front tire hit the curb and it was far too late, the whole world went in slow motion as they were launched into the air.

The two went flying into the night sky and even though they were in serious trouble the greedy young girl refused to let go of his dong.

James mind knew hitting the ground was going to suck, but his body was in full orgasm, and as he desperately tried to form a plan to get out of this unfortunate situation he showered the young lady with cum.

She smiled and tried to get as much in her mouth as possible before they hit the ground.

They flew past a hay stack and James thought that would be a good place to land, but a soft haystack was not in the cards for this adventurous couple.

Time was moving so slowly that he thought he might be able to come up with a plan, he might be able to find a way out.

They continued flying for an abnormal amount of time and James thought it was really strange, when the simplest solution hit him like lightning.

“HEY!” He yelled to the stranger, “Is this a dream?”

“YUP!” She smiled and tried to grab his dick when they slammed into the front of an oncoming bus.

He awoke to find himself lying comfortably in his own bed, He was snuggling his sweet wife while birds chirped from the windowsill.

His dong was nestled deep inside her thin little body and when he pulled out she made a cute sleepy little protest noise.

“Keep it in.” She demanded while she scooted back. “Just let me keep it warm while we sleep.” Stephanie smiled.

“I just had the craziest dream.” He muttered.

“Oh yeah? What was it about?” She arched her back and slid up and down his stiff dong a few times before nestling it deep inside her body.

“I was like… driving a motorcycle.” He said as the memory slipped from his mind.

“Ohh…” She feigned interest and grabbed his hand wrapping it around her and cupping her naked breast.

James was starting to worry about his dick, he has been rock hard for two days and he was considering going to see a doctor. Stephanie didn’t seem worried at all, she had been inexplicably horny lately and having a stiff cock to dance around on for the past two days was just perfect for her.

While impaled by her husband’s meaty boner she stretched and kicked the thin blanket to the foot of the bed. The sun beamed through the open bedroom window and she felt a little rectangle of heat on her bare butt before the dark clouds started rolling in and she drifted off to sleep.

After a short sexy nap James was startled awake by a thunderclap off in the distance. He was still buried deep inside his sleeping wife and he gave her slippery little pussy a few loving pumps before he snuck out from under the light sheet.

His cock bounced down the hallway into the kitchen and it bumped the counter while he made coffee.

James poured a giant glass of water from the tap and shuffled his naked body over to the couch to flip on the news and wait for the coffee to brew. The news anchor was going on and on with warnings of an impending downpour.

He looked out the window at the ominous green sky while he lit a cigarette and sipped his water. He blew a big cloud at the ceiling fan when Stephanie slinked down the hallway.

“Good morning.” She said through a sleepy naked yawn.

“Good morning.” James smiled and shamelessly stared at her perfectly smooth pussy lips. Stephanie shuffled into the kitchen and he watched her do a horny little dance while pouring coffee.

The young couple didn’t know it yet but this would be the last day they would ever spend on Earth.

“I can’t believe we slept so long, it was supposed to be a short nap.” James leaned forward and flicked an ash into the ashtray.

Stephanie slid her hand down her stomach and gently played with her clit while she took the first sip. “God… I’m so horny for some reason,” she mentioned as she shuffled through the living room and sat her naked butt on the soft cool couch.

“I know right! I’m still hard as a rock.”

She smiled and casually fingered her clit while she sipped coffee and watched the news.

A bolt of lightning shot across the sky and startled them both; Stephanie snuggled closer and wrapped her hand around his dong while she looked out the window, “Is the storm supposed to last all day?” She asked sweetly.

“Yeah, all night too, I guess it’s supposed to be pretty crazy.”

“Oh, really?” She said with excitement. “Do you want to fuck in the rain on the balcony?”

“Ha! The neighbors would totally see us, but we could go to that little patch of woods near the beach if you want.”

“Oh! Yeah, let’s do that! It’s so hot in here; the rain is going to feel so nice.” She smiled, “are you hungry do you want some breakfast?”

“Sure, I could eat; I can mix up some drinks in to go cups for later at the beach if you cook.

“Okay, sounds good.” She said as the naked young lovers pranced into the kitchen of their tiny apartment.

The refrigerator door thumped the head of his throbbing member when he went to grab the fresh mint.

“Are you making mojitos?” Stephanie asked as she smeared a pan with butter.

“Yup… we have to do something with all this mint you picked.”

The white lace curtains danced when a warm gust of wind blew the scent of burning ozone and fresh mint throughout the whole apartment. James looked over and smiled at Stephanie mindlessly fingering her clit while she dug through the drawer looking for a spatula.

He knelt down and plunged his tongue deep inside her dripping pussy when she lit the stove. Stephanie let out a surprised little happy squeak and melted into his face while she slid her slippery fingers up and down her smooth clit.

“God, I’m just so horny.” She proclaimed and used her free hand to rinse a plate.

When she turned on the faucet instead of clear water flowing from the tap it mixed with some tiny numbers… mostly ones, and some zeros… never a two. She stared into the sink watching the numbers swirl down the drain but before she could even process the oddity they were gone.

James slid his tongue up her back and kissed his way up her neck before nibbling on her ear and returning to his minty drink task. “Do you want to ride bide bikes to the beach or walk?” He asked as he crushed the mint and added ice to a giant pitcher.

“Let’s ride bikes,” She paused her cooking to slowly slide his relentlessly hard cock past her soft lips for just a moment while James watched the clouds roll in.

“This storm is going to be crazy.” He said right before a thunderclap again startled them both.

“Stephanie let out a little gargled, “Uh-Hu,” In agreement and slowly slid it out. She had a thick line of spit running from her bottom lip to the head of his cock, which slowly thinned out and drizzled down her naked stomach when she pulled away.

“God, even though I know the thunder is coming it still makes me jump,” She smeared the spit down her smooth little belly and slid two slippery fingers between her legs to play with her clit.

“Are you going to wear a skirt?” James asked.

“Yeah, I’ll wear a short skirt, and I want to cut the pockets out of your swimsuit so I can secretly play with your cock whenever I want.” She said while she slinked over to the fridge.

Stephanie had a very specific walk when she was super horny, it was kind of an orgasmic silky smooth motion that drove him crazy, she would shift her hips in a way that suggested her pussy lips were just dripping wet and gently sliding together with every step.

“Ok, but not my good swimsuit, cut up to the old one.” James bargained.

She slithered up his naked body and slipped her slimy fingers into his mouth while he stirred the drinks. “I can’t wait for the beach, let’s just do it now, really quick.” She insisted and slowly tugged his cock.

“Now, or after breakfast?”

She leaned over the stove and stuck her butt out, “Now… I want to ride on your dick while I cook.” She giggled.

James smiled and pulled her close; he slipped his hands around her breasts and gently slid his cock between her soft thighs while he hugged her tightly from behind.

“Could you wash the cutting board?” She asked sweetly and slid her dripping wet pussy lips up and down his unrelentingly hard dong.

“Sure.” Stephanie let out a happy little moan as James slid deep inside when he reached to turn on the faucet. He soaped up the cutting board and she cracked eggs into a bowl while she gently bounced around. “It’s like I have four hands!” She giggled.

The young couple stayed fairly still with their bodies connected at the waist, they just enjoyed the comfort of holding each other from the inside while their hands were busy making the last dinner they would ever have on their home planet.

James did some tiny little thrusts while he rinsed the cutting board and Stephanie scrambled the eggs. She took a turn gently bouncing while she dried the cutting board and he fished around the drawer for a cheese knife.

“Here, follow me to the fridge; I have to get the cheese.” She insisted. Stephanie squealed as James vigorously fucked her while they shuffled through the kitchen.

She moaned and he relentlessly pounded her throbbing pussy while her head was in the cool refrigerator.

He held her hips and fucked her the whole way back to the stove. The horny little girl went back to gentle bouncing while they shared the cutting board cubing cheese and slicing vegetables.

Their hips were slowly dancing when they put the vegetables in the pan to sauté and he gently massaged her breasts while they slowly fucked and waited for them to cook.

Stephanie’s knees went weak and she melted into his hands as she hung from his cock, She struggled to focus long enough to pour the eggs into the pan and stir it while James rooted around deep inside her thin little body.

She turned the flame to low and held on to the stove as he ramped up the speed and she started to orgasm, “Oh…Oh…Oh,” She squeaked with every forceful thrust.

Her long-awaited orgasm was interrupted by the smell of burning and she quickly grabbed the spatula and moaned in pure joy. James continued fucking her trembling body and held her up by her breasts, she screamed in ecstasy and expertly flipped the omelet while he slowly filled her with cum.

The couple stayed connected slowly swayed back and forth while they waited for breakfast to cook. Stephanie swooned and squeezed James arms as he hugged her. “I wish you could just follow me around all day fucking me like this.” She giggled.

“Wow, you’re really are horny today.”

“I know! I don’t know what’s going on; I just want to fuck all day!” She whined.

“That sounds good to me,” James said while he gave a few little thrusts and poured another cup of coffee for them both.

He slowly slid his dick out of her tight little body and Stephanie ignored the cum dripping down her legs onto white tile floor. She cut the omelet in half and put them on plates while her bare feet slid around in the little puddles.

The horny young couple sat at the table quietly eating breakfast and watching the lightning dance around the sky. If they knew how little time the planet had to exist they might have spent the morning differently.

After they were finished Stephanie lit a cigarette and enjoyed a tall morning mojito while James quickly washed the dishes.

“James?” She asked as she exhaled a cloud and thumbed through a Japanese comic on the coffee table.

“Yeah?” He answered.

“If you were at a big cartoon orgy… would you rather have another dude there, or a cute anime girl with a giant dong?”

James gave this hypothetical question some considerable thought before answering. “Can’t I just be the only guy at the imaginary orgy?”

“No!” Stephanie giggled, “You have to pick one… you need at least two dicks in every orgy scene or there will be no double team action.”

He scrubbed the omelet pan and thought about his options. “Am I a cartoon too?” He asked.

“No… you’re a real person, but everyone else is a cute anime character.”

James put the pan on the drying rack and said, “Well, if there has to be two, I guess I would pick a cute toon girl with a dick over some hairy dude.

“Yeah… me too.” Stephanie smiled and ogled the scantily clad girls in the comic while she casually slid two fingers up and down her slippery clit. “Do you want to cum again?” She asked while she took another puff.

She hadn’t showered since the morning before and with her entire body covered in dried cum she got up to give her wonderful husband a slippery naked hug.”

“Let’s wait to fuck until we get to the park.” James smiled.

Stephanie had her arms tightly wrapped around his neck and when he shuffled over to the cabinet her toes dragged across the tile when she refused to end the hug.

“Okay, I’ll go pack a bag and cut those pants while you finish making drinks.” She gave him a little pat on the butt and pranced into the bedroom.”

James sealed the mojito jars tight and set them on the coffee table to start a little pile of supplies they would need for the adventure.

“Could you roll a few joints so we don’t have to do it in the rain?” Stephanie yelled from the bedroom.

“Sure, I’ll roll some up; I’m bringing three packs of cigarettes and the wine opener, you should grab a vibrator just in case you wear me out and I need a break.”

“NO BREAK FOR YOU!” she jokingly yelled back.

He sat on the couch and flipped through the channels looking for something to watch while he rolled.

James had his back to the window so he didn’t even notice when a large smooth craft shimmered into existence and silently watched him prepare for the outing.

As he licked the rolling paper time froze and a girl with faded pink hair materialized into the living room. James was motionless when she used an impressive future tape measure to document the length of his dick.

Once the strange girl acquired the necessary information she beamed back into her ship and time started once again.

“I’m not even going to bring panties with me!” Stephanie yelled excitedly.

“You’re going to get sand in your vagina.” James cautioned as they have been through this before.

“I’m sure your tongue will do a wonderful job keeping the sand out.” She laughed.