Neighbour’s Lesbian Show

The weather had been scorching hot over the last couple of days, above the average temperatures normally seen in these summer months. Our office air conditioning had broken down, and as the room was unbearable to work in, our bosses had told us all to work from home until it was fixed. This could be up to a week but we’d just finished a major contract so we were all working on designs for future projects.

I’d not slept very well, despite opening all the windows and having numerous fans dotted around, I was far too warm. I awoke quite early considering I didn’t have to travel to work, but late enough that everyone else had gone out. I went to have a shower, and rather than probably generating more heat while towel drying myself, I slipped on a pair of loose cotton shorts and just rubbed my hair up a little, leaving my body to dry naturally. I didn’t bother putting on any underwear, figuring I may be cooler without.

I’d left my laptop in the bedroom overnight, so I switched it on and got to work. I had a little desk set up right by my window, handy now as what little breeze there was flowed over me. After a while, I heard voices outside and looked at the clock. It was still only 8.30 am. I looked outside and saw my neighbour Diana pulling extension leads down her garden. I was intrigued as to what she might be doing anyway, my intrigue heightened by the fact she was wearing a plain white t-shirt which despite being loose didn’t hide her 36D breasts jiggling about underneath. Her outfit was completed by a pair of tight cotton shorts in lime green and white checks.

She went back up towards her house and came back into view with a mini vacuum set. She was also followed by her neighbour from the house on the other side of hers, Joanne. Diana is a little younger than me in her mid-forties, her teenage children around the same age as mine. Joanne is around thirty years old, a single mum with children aged nine and eleven. Joanne was wearing what was either a long t-shirt or short dress, pale blue but with just enough fabric to cover her arse. I saw them talking, then Joanne got in her car and reversed it so the rear bumpers were almost touching, leaving just enough room to walk between.

I’ve seen enough of Diana’s body already (see Sunbathing Neighbour, Fixing Neighbours Leak, Neighbour Surprise) but when she bent over to plug in the vacuum, and her shorts disappeared in between her legs, I was captivated. I turned off the sound on my laptop, knowing I was probably going to ignore it for a while anyway so that I could hear them talking.

Diana opened the car doors on the pavement side of her car and started to take out the floor mats. This meant bending over and reaching into the car, her shorts looking like they were painted on. She took each mat, shook them which also made her tits shake, then placed them on the bottom of her garden. Joanne reappeared with two buckets of soapy water and some sponges.

“Get your mats out of the car and we’ll vacuum them all now, then wash the outside,” Diana told her. Joanne went over to her car, opened the front door, and leaned in to remove the front mats. Her top rode up over her arse.

“Jesus Joanne, don’t you have any knickers on?” Diana laughed, “Mind you with an arse like that I wouldn’t either!”

Joanne turned and blushed, a mat in each hand.

“I thought a thong would be cooler, I didn’t think about showing everything while bending over,” Joanne told her.

They used the vacuum to clean off the mats, then started doing the car interiors. Joanne watched while Diana leaned into her car, and started laughing out loud.

“You’re going on about me, your shorts are that far between your legs there’s less fabric showing than my thong probably,” she said.

“It’s better when you know someone is watching you, and I don’t mean you,” Diana said smirking.

“What do you mean?” Joanne asked inquisitively.

“It’s quite a turn-on,” Diana answered. She stood and looked up the road.

“An old man is walking his dog coming this way. Go and stand by your house so he can’t see you, and watch his reaction,” Diana told her, a big smile on her face.

Joanne looked up the road, saw the old man, and ran up to her house. Diana waited until he was close, then leant into the rear seats, her legs straight but parted, her shorts pulled into her arse crease. The old man got right by Diana and stopped, pretending the dog had stopped. His eyes were locked onto Diana’s round arse, only averting his gaze when his dog pulled on his lead making him move off away down the road. The look of disappointment on his face told of complete sadness at being dragged away.

Joanne came running back down from her vantage point.

“Oh my god Diana, he couldn’t stop staring at your arse! I saw the dirty look he gave his dog when it dragged him away, I think he’d have stayed there all day otherwise,” she squealed excitedly.

“That’s the only disadvantage, you can’t see their reaction without giving the game away, but it makes me damp down there knowing they’re staring at me,” Diana answered.

Is it really that much of a turn on?” Joanne asked.

“He’s coming back up, it looks like he’s only been to buy a newspaper. You do it now, I’ll take some pictures on my phone so you can see what he does. No looking back remember,” Diana answered.

Joanne went to her car now and started vacuuming, her top riding up so it barely covered her arse. Even from my view, I’d have to take Joanne’s word that she had a thong on because there was no sight of it between her pert arse cheeks. The old man noticed well before he got to her, and I saw him fumbling in his pocket. Getting close to her, he motioned the dog to sit and knelt like he was going to tie his shoelace. I saw his hand move and saw a flash of light. He’d taken out his phone and was taking pictures!

Realising she hadn’t noticed, he stood again and rubbed at the front of his trousers across his groin. He went to step forward so he’d be closer to her, but then his dog barked. It startled both the old man and Joanne, her turning around coinciding with his walking off. She looked up to Diana and waved her hand in front of her face like she was cooling herself off.

Diana walked down and showed Joanne her phone.

“Oh god, he took pictures? Do you think he was thinking of wanking over me when he was rubbing himself?”

Diana laughed.

“He probably will be when he gets home,” she spluttered in between laughing.

I watched as they replaced all of the car mats and shut the doors. Joanne picked up one of the buckets of water and two sponges, and they started to clean her car first, she did the boot while Diana cleaned the front window and bonnet. Water was splashing everywhere, and Diana paused from cleaning when she saw Joanne had stopped and was watching her.

“You okay Joanne?” she asked.

“Erm, yeah, I erm, sorry I was looking at your top,” she exclaimed.

Diana looked down at herself. Two big wet patches had formed on the front of her top, right on her tits where she’d been leaning over the car to clean it. Her nipples were clearly visible through the now see-through white top.

“Oops, that’s the problem with large tits, they’re unforgiving at times when they’re in the way.”

“Do you have a bra on? They don’t look like they’re dropping much but I can’t see your bra,” Joanne asked.

“No, far too warm for a bra,” Diana answered.

“Sorry, I sound rude, but with them being that big I expected them to drop a lot more without a bra holding them up,” she explained. “Mine are only a 34B so I don’t have quite the same problem.”

“They’re quite firm actually, one of my better qualities now my stomach isn’t as flat as my teen years, and my arse is bigger,” Diana answered. “Do you want to feel them?”

Joanne thought about it, blushed, then nodded. Diana told her to stand behind her, putting her hands around and cupping them like they were her own. Joanne did so and squealed with delight.

“Wow, they feel great, I’d love to have really big tits like yours,” she told her.

“I thought you did, I could feel your nipples poking into my back. And sometimes they’re not a good thing, like warm days like today when you’re wiping sweat from under them all the while. I bet yours look better though?”

Joanne looked up and down to see if anyone was in the street watching, then lifted her top right at the front. Her tits were very firm and round, dark nipples poking out and pointing slightly upwards. She dropped the top and put her hand to her mouth, gasping in shock.

“You’re such a bad influence Diana, I’d never have done anything like that before.”

“Flashing that old man has unleashed the beast in you, can’t stop you showing off now,” laughed Diana.

I’d long since switched off the laptop, knowing I wouldn’t do any work at all while the ladies were playing in the street. I was stood in my window quietly just watching, but Diana turned and looked up at me. I don’t know whether she’d been wondering if I’d be watching or it was just a coincidence. She waved.

Hey, you ladies having fun down there?” I called out.

“Just making each other wet, you know how it is?” Diana laughed flirtingly.

“If you want to give mine a clean later that would be great,” I shouted, flirting back.

I moved like I was leaving my viewing point, but enough to still hear.

“Was that Danny, his upper body is decent isn’t it?” asked Joanne.

“Yeah, he’s a little older than me too,” answered Diana, “his bottom half isn’t too shabby either.

“What do you mean, have you seen all of him?” said Joanne, shocked.

I wondered how much Diana was going to tell her.

“Yeah, I’ve seen him sunbathing in his garden. Ours are quite secluded but I can see into his from my bedroom window. He was out getting an all-over tan when I just happened to be looking,” Diana said.

“Oooh, I bet you wished you’d been able to watch for longer. Is he big?” Joanne asked, pointing towards her crotch.

“Well, he’s bigger than my hubby put it that way. And hubby was out so it wasn’t just a glance at it I had, and not just looking either,” Diana giggled.

They both laughed and Joanne slapped her arm playfully and told her she was a naughty girl. If only she knew how naughty Diana was. They finished off cleaning the cars, then Joanne picked up one of the buckets to throw the rest of the water over the cars to swill off the last of the suds. Instead, she cleared the car and most of the water went all over Diana, who stood there dripping wet.

“Sorry!” said Joanne, shocked but laughing.

“I was hot anyway but didn’t plan to shower out here!” Diana answered.

Seeing Joanne laughing hysterically, Diana picked up the other bucket and threw the contents on her. She laughed loudly as Joanne gasped as she’d not been expecting it.

“I think we’ve earned a drink. Shall we clear these up then sit in the back garden for a while?” Diana asked.

Joanne nodded. Diana made she wasn’t watching, then turned and gave a thumbs-up sign to my window. She was planning something.

I quickly ran around into my eldest daughter’s bedroom for a good view into Diana’s garden, removing my shorts first. A trail of pre-cum hung off the end of my cock but I ignored it and took my position by the window. Luckily I’d opened all the windows earlier so wouldn’t make a noise doing so now.

Diana and Joanne walked into view, entering through the side gate. Diana pointed Joanne towards a couple of loungers and went into the house, coming back with two large glasses of white wine. Whether it was pre-planned or not, both loungers faced towards the window I was at.

“I think we’ve earned these, get it down you,” she said, handing a glass to Joanne. “The rest of the bottle is in the fridge and there’s a couple of spares too.”

Joanne gulped half of her drink down her quite quickly, so Diana handed Joanne her glass, fetched the bottle, and poured the last remnants into Joanne’s glass. She took another large gulp.

Diana stayed standing, and before taking back her glass she quickly pulled off her wet t-shirt. Joanne looked shocked but stared at Diana’s large breasts.

“This will dry quicker if I hang it up,” Diana said by way of explanation, “Your’s too?” she said, holding her hand out to Joanne.

Joanne took a look around, realised nobody could see, put down the glasses, then stood and pulled her t-shirt over her head. She handed it to Diana, who looked at her in amazement.

“Did you give birth to your children or did you adopt them? Your stomach is still so toned and flat.”

Joanne blushed and thanked her for the compliment. Diana walked up the garden and picking up some pegs, put them on the washing line to dry. Diana put her hands down to her tight shorts, told Joanne that they were also wet, and keeping her legs straight but slightly apart, started to push them down her arse and her legs. They didn’t slide straight down, being wet and tight, so she ended up rolling them down. All the while she did it, Joanne couldn’t keep her eyes of Diana’s big round arse and damp pussy.

“Have you not had knickers on either?” she asked Diana.

“No, my shorts were too tight so they’d show underneath,” she answered, “and I thought I may be a little cooler without any.”

“Is that why you shave all your pubic hair off too?” Joanne laughed.

She sat back down and they carried on talking and drinking, Diana only pausing to go to open another bottle to top Joanne up again.

“Can I ask you something? If it’s too difficult or personal you don’t need to answer,” Diana asked. Joanne nodded.

“I’ve noticed you still wear a wedding ring, but you’ve lived here a year and I’ve not seen a man live with you or visit?”

“No, you’re right, there isn’t. I still wear it, said I probably always would. I married my childhood sweetheart, married at eighteen, two kids born within fifteen months of each other, and when the little one was only two months old he died in a car accident,” Joanne told her.

Diana told her she was sorry, and she shouldn’t have asked. Joanne told her it was fine, it had put off some men by still wearing it, but she wasn’t going to take it off. Her kids were her priority anyway, not looking for men to sleep with. She told Diana that they were sleeping at her parent’s house for a couple of nights.

They drunk a little more, not really talking. If it hadn’t been for the fact that Diana was naked and Joanne wearing only a thong I’d have gone back to work. Joanne suddenly out of the blue raised my interest again.

“Have you ever, you know, been with a woman?” she asked Diana

Diana looked shocked, not expecting her to have asked that. I wondered if she was going to spill the truth about Alice.

“Only twice, just testing the waters so to speak,” Diana responded, looking for her reaction. “Have you?”

“No, no I haven’t,” Joanne responded.

Joanne was looking her up and down.

“Did you because you were curious, or did they just happen spontaneously?”

“A bit of both. It can be gentle and nice, or it can be like my second time where she put on a strap on and fucked me as hard as she could, thinking that’s what I wanted. Might as well have just gone home to hubby for that wham-bam approach,” she laughed.

“Actually,” Diana continued, “seeing as you had a feel of my tits earlier, can I feel yours? Would be nice to know what a normal-sized pair felt like,” she laughed.

“Erm, yeah okay,” Joanne answered a little hesitantly.

They put down their glasses and Diana pulled her to her feet. Turning Joanne around, and facing me, she stood behind her and put her hands around. She gently squeezed both of Joanne’s tits, rubbing her palms across her nipples. She bent forward and started gently kissing Joanne on the neck, running her hands slowly down each side of her body down to her hips, then back to her tits. Joanne didn’t attempt to stop her.

Keeping one hand tweaking each nipple in turn, she ran the other slowly down the front of her stomach, over her belly button, and into the front of her thong. Her fingers traced through a finely trimmed pubic bush until it found its target. Upon touching Joanne’s clit, Joanne threw her head back and groaned loudly. Diana moved her hands to Joanne’s hips and slid the thong down until it dropped to her ankles.

Joanne kicked the thong off her feet, turned and put her hands to Diana’s tits while shoving her tongue down her throat. They kissed passionately for a while, Diana gripping Joanne’s arse and pulling her tight to her body. She slipped a finger back down onto Joanne’s clit, and lowered her head to take one of Joanne’s nipples into her mouth. Joanne’s body shook as she came.

“Oh god, oh my word, that was insane. I’ve never cum that quickly before,” Joanne gasped.

Diana put her fingers into her wine glass and rubbed some onto her nipples, pulling Joanne’s head to her to lick them clean. She didn’t need encouragement and repaid Diana by slipping a hand down to finger her clit. Diana stopped her momentarily and lay back on a lounger, pulling Joanne with her. She guided Joanne’s hand back to her clit, the other hand behind her neck pulling her down to kiss her again.

I had an almost perfect view of Joanne’s perfect pert arse and her hand on Diana’s clit. Joanne bent her head and started to bite Diana’s nipples gently, then Diana stopped her.

“Are you sure you want this, or is it the drink talking, you have had rather a lot of wine? Diana asked.

“I’m sure, I haven’t drunk enough that I don’t know what’s happening anyway,” Joanne answered.

Diana picked up her glass and tipped a little of her wine onto her clit, it mixing with her sticky juices as it ran down her pussy.

“Lick me clean while you finger me,” she pleaded.

She put her hands behind her knees and raised them back, spreading herself at Joanne’s mercy. Joanne looked hesitant, then plunged forward and did as Diana had asked. If she had any doubts as to whether she was doing things right, she only had to look at Diana jerking and arching her back until her orgasm came. She squirted which took Joanne by surprise.

“Oh fuck Joanne, you’re a quick learner,” she gasped.

She lay back finding her breath, her tits heaving as she took in deep breaths. Joanne lay back on her lounger, taking in the marvel of her friend’s body, and the juices running down her thighs.

“I can’t believe how nice you tasted, it wasn’t all wine either,” Joanne said, “Can you do me now, so I can see how it feels?”

“Sure, but let’s relax a little first,” Diana said, then paused, thinking. “What would you do if Danny was watching?”

Joanne bolted upright, looking everywhere but up at my window. I don’t know if she expected me to be in the garden with them, but seemed relieved that I wasn’t.

“Do you think he’d be wanking while watching us? Do you think he’d want to join in? And how big do you think he is?” Joanne asked inquisitively.

“Yes. Yes. And I could show you how big I think he may be?” Diana answered.

Joanne looked puzzled as Diana ran into her house. I was puzzled as to how she was going to show her. Diana came back outside and handed Joanne a realistic-looking dildo, about eight inches long and quite thick, complete with a set of balls at its base. Joanne gripped it in her hands excitedly.

“This big? Really? Oh boy. Holding this is making me realise it’s been quite a while since I was last with a man,” she said, stroking the dildo while talking, a smile on her face.

“Let’s just say he was here with us both, what would you ask him to do?” teased Diana.

Joanne thought about it for a few seconds and then answered.

“I’d use the very end of my tongue to tease his cock to erection, then take him in my mouth while you lick me. Then I’d get you to swap places, with him fucking me while I licked you. How does that sound?”

“That sounds like you already planned it out,” laughed Diana. “Should we shout out to him and surprise him with our naked bodies?”

Joanne paused to think.

“Maybe we could just use the dildo as his substitute for now?” she blurted out.

Diana told her that I’d be disappointed to know she’d prefer a pretend cock to him, and she was right. It didn’t stop me from continuing to slowly stroke my cock while watching them though.

Joanne held the dildo in her hand, and Diana poured a little wine over it. While Joanne licked every part of the dildo to clean off the wine, she pushed two fingers into her own pussy slowly. She pushed Joanne down onto her back, spread her legs, and flicked her tongue over her friend’s clit. Joanne arched and writhed under her, then started to slowly push the dildo into her mouth, a little more each time, until she was comfortable taking just over half of the dildo without gagging.

Diana paused enough to ask her if she’d ever done anal, Joanne replying she hadn’t. Diana promised her she’d be gentle with her then and started to lick at her arsehole. Joanne groaned loudly and clamped her mouth around the dildo. Diana licked continuously on her arsehole, along her pussy and to her clit, then back again, all the while licking and tiny soft kisses so Joanne could feel every sensation through every nerve she had.

Diana turned her gently so Joanne was lying on her side, and put her middle finger into her pussy to lube it up. Telling Joanne to relax, she slowly pushed the finger into Joanne’s arse, first up to the first knuckle, then the second then her whole finger. Joanne was clenching a little while getting used to it but asked Diana not to stop.

Diana slid the finger in and out of Joanne’s arse very slowly, and when she was pushing back onto it she increased her speed a little and put her tongue back to Joanne’s clit. Joanne writhed in ecstasy, even more so when Diana used her other hand to put three fingers into her pussy. Coinciding pushing fingers into her arse and pussy with flicks of her tongue on her clit, and Joanne sucking on the dildo, soon had her coming again. Watching Joanne’s body shake so much tipped me over the edge too, and I shot over the window ledge and radiator.

“Holy shit that was good!” Joanne cried out as her body relaxed.

She looked at Diana who was still fingering her pussy slowly.

“Your turn now then,” she told her.

Diana lay on her back and went to pick up the wine bottle.

“No,” exclaimed Joanne, “I want to taste you properly this time.”

She ducked her head down between Diana’s legs and went straight to her clit. She did long deliberate strokes to slide right along Diana’s pussy, parting her pussy lips with her tongue. Diana’s hands gently held the back of Joanne’s head, guiding her as best she could.

“You need to do the last part,” Diana panted, “pretending Danny is fucking you.”

Joanne paused and looked up. She didn’t want to move her hands away from Diana, and also wanted to finger her arse too. She got Diana to hold the dildo by her pubic bone, then straddled her and started to sink onto the dildo. Already soaking wet, she rode the dildo taking more in each time, and she squealed with delight at getting all eight inches in her at last.

She went back to being on all fours, the dildo clamped in place while she moved. She went back to licking at Diana, a hand going behind her as she started to move the dildo in and out of herself. Using the dildo and licking at Diana with gusto, she went to put fingers into Diana’s pussy to lube them up but stumbled forward.

“This isn’t right, I can’t balance properly,” she told Diana.

They stopped and Diana told her she had an idea. She got up and went into the house, juices trickling down her legs, leaving Joanne still on all fours holding the dildo inside herself. Diana returned with a glass coffee table, about two feet square.

“This might work,” she said.

She put the coffee table sideways down, the glass top facing towards Joanne’s arse. Checking it was firmly in place and wouldn’t move, she told Joanne to move back so her legs were on either side of the table. Knowing she could do so, she held the base of the dildo and told Joanne to lean forwards as she needed to remove it for a while. A loud slurping sound could be heard as the dildo left Joanne’s pussy, it still gaping after being filled.

Diana rubbed some of the juices coating it onto the suction base and stuck it to the table. It worked perfectly. She told Joanne to back up again, and holding the dildo in place, she guided it back into her pussy. It only took two thrusts for Joanne to have all of the dildo plugging her again, her arse squashing against the glass.

Diana moved the lounger so it was in the correct position, then Joanne resumed licking at her clit while thrusting backwards faster and faster. Each backwards thrust squashed her arse cheeks against the glass and her clit against the balls. With the mixed sensations of the cool glass against her hot sweaty skin, and her clit touching against the balls, she knew she was on the way to another orgasm.

With her hands free now, she inserted two fingers into Diana’s arse and pussy simultaneously, keeping them still while teasingly planting delicate little kisses close to her clit and on her pussy lips, just enough to send little shockwaves through Diana’s body. Seeing Diana start to jerk more, she tried to coincide their orgasms.

Everything was in unison, Joanne sliding back and forth on the dildo, her fingers penetrating Diana vaginally and anally, and her tongue working its magic on Diana’s clit. It worked almost perfectly, Joanne’s orgasm flowing through her just seconds after Diana came too. Joanne squirted all over the glass coffee table, shocking herself in the process, explaining later to Diana it was the first time she’d squirted when she’d come ever. It also coincided with me shooting one of my biggest loads ever, all across the window.

Joanne eased herself off the dildo and she lay with Diana, in each other’s arms comfortable as they relaxed.

“I have a little confession to make, don’t be mad at me,” Diana said after a while.

“What is it?” Joanne asked.

“Danny has been watching us all along, and I think he liked what he saw,” Diana told her, pointing towards the window I’d been watching from.

Joanne looked a little shocked, but her face changed to a smile when she looked at the window, saw me standing there with my cock still in my hand and several smears where my cum was running down the window.

“He cums a lot, doesn’t he? Maybe we should have shouted for him earlier after all,” she said, blowing me a kiss.

“Maybe next time?” Diana asked cheekily. Joanne playfully slapped her on the arse.

“Maybe I might want him all to myself and make you just watch,” she giggled.