A Discussion of Recent Events

Friends talking in one of their homes. Three ladies, and one of them is talking about the sex she had last night.

Two of them are related (sisters) and their mutual friend is there.

Character 1, Denise

Character 2, Mary

Character 3, Tiffany (Tiff)

 

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Author’s Notes: I’m not very confident with writing dialogue, so I thought I’d challenge myself by writing a story that’s 100% dialogue. Practice makes perfect as they say, and I understand that I have a long way to go, so any criticism, comments, and/or suggestions are welcomed and encouraged!

Since this story is all dialogue, I wanted to find a way to differentiate the speakers so I wouldn’t have to put a [“…” they said] at the start of every paragraph. That’s why there are entire paragraphs that are bold or italicized: not because one character is CONSTANTLY YELLING, but because it was the neatest way I could think of to tell the speakers apart.

Also, this story includes characters of unrealistic size. If you aren’t into otherwise-normal people with 26-inch dicks or tits the size of basketballs, give this one a skip.

If you’re still here, enjoy the story!

 

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No!

Yes.

Bull. Shit.

It was.

There’s just no way…

I don’t know how either, but I’m telling you, it was.

You really expect us to believe that?

I took a picture of it. If I show you, will you believe me then?

I’d love to see a picture of it…

No way, I’ve seen pictures online that’re clearly fakes. For all we know, you could have paid someone to Photoshop it up!

How about a video? He agreed to it. We said we’re okay showing it to people that we trust.

You’re really going to call our bluff? Fine, but when you show us whatever porn video you found, you’re gonna be so…

Sorry Denise, what was that? I’m going to be so what?

At least turn it this way so I can see.

Yeah Denise, let Mary see… Hello, anybody home?

Here, I’ll just look over her…

Do you believe me now?

… Oh my god, you really did.

Tiff, where did you even find this guy?

Well, it was on one of those dating apps, and I got matched with him. You’d never know from his profile that he was packing so much! It was just, like, you know, standard dating stuff. A few photos, hobbies, one of those kinda cheesy bios. He messaged me, I messaged back, and we hit it off.

This is the guy you were telling me about?

Yeah, that’s Neil.

You didn’t tell me that he had such a huge dick!

I didn’t know before last night! We only just met in person yesterday.

Wow, Tiff, I thought you had standards. Sleeping with a guy on the first date?

Didn’t Mom teach us better than that?

Give me a break, what year is this? I’ve been single for months now, if I want to take a guy home on the first date, I’m entitled to it! Besides, his hands were all over me too, so if anything, he’s just as much at fault as I am.

We get it, you were horny. And of course he was too, and I can’t blame him. If I saw you walk into a restaurant, I’d wonder who went broke ordering a stripper.

Shut up! That was one year to pay for college!

We only had to do it for a year. Our schoolgirl routine alone brought in more than most of the other ladies got in a month.

Maybe if you had tits like mine, we’d have made double that.

This again! 34 MM isn’t small, Tiffany! And you shouldn’t talk to your big sister that way, either.

I don’t know how you can still call yourself the big anything anymore.

Can we get back to the story please? I didn’t invite you two over to compare cup sizes again.

Sorry Denise. And sorry Mar-Mar, I just couldn’t help rubbing it in a little.

Yeah, whatever, just get on with it.

So we were at dinner, and we just clicked. The night flew by, and he offered to drive me home.

Did you walk there just to let him drive you home?

What, are you crazy? Of course not, I took a ride share there. Can you imagine me trying to walk all the way there in those heels?

Good point. There’d be a lot of wobbling.

So you planned to let him drive you home the whole time?

I kept my options open. If I didn’t want to go back with Neil, I’d just get a ride back.

So after he drove you back, then what happened?

Well, he was pretty funny when we were texting back and forth, and we really hit it off at dinner, so I offered him to come inside for a drink. He looked like he was having a good time too, so he said yes. One thing led to another, and that’s about when we took that video.

Oh, come on!

And that’s it?

What else do you want me to say? “And then he fucked me with his 26-inch cock late into the night?”

Mary didn’t seem so concerned about telling us the details when she hooked up with that guy last month!

There was a lot less to tell with him, though!

And he was kind of an asshole, anyway.

Whatever! If you think you can get out of here without spilling the details, you’re dreaming!

Fine, if it gets you ladies off my back. But first, Denise could you pour me another glass? This may take a while. No, not that one, the red we had a little while ago, the one I said I liked. Thank you so much.

Was he really that big?

We’ll get there in due time, ladies. Now, we came inside for a drink. I still had a few bottles left from that place I get a case from every few months, and I decided that this counted as a special occasion, so I popped one open. We just made small talk for an hour or so. It was getting kinda late, so he thanked me for the great night and asked if I’d like to meet up with him again and blah blah blah. I told him he could stay a little later if he wanted, since I had no plans for today, and we could get to know each other a little better.

And that’s all it took?

To be fair, I don’t think it took much convincing to spend the night with a pair of 36 RRR tits.

Shut up, we actually had good chemistry! And there was a lot more subtle hints than I let on. I don’t want to hold up the story for every wink and signal that I threw out.

Whatever. So you got him to stay over, and then what happened?

Well, I took him over to the couch. And we just started making out.

Who started it, him or you?

I did. Like I said, it’s been a while. And he certainly didn’t seem to mind. When I went in to kiss him, my boobs pressed into his chest. His breathing got a lot heavier after that, I think he liked it a lot.

You think?

To be fair, he barely glanced down at my boobs more than ten or twelve times throughout the night. Most guys can’t tear their eyes away from them, I thought he may have been gay or something.

Maybe if you posted pictures of them on your profile guys would know what to expect.

Come on, you know what happened when I tried that! I don’t want to deal with all those creeps again.

Sorry, I’ve been out of the game for a while.

It’s fine. I know you’ve dealt with it before.

I don’t know if it’s the same for you ladies in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but when–

Yeah yeah, “when your tits are the size of basketballs, it’s all the guys can think about.”

Doesn’t feel good to have someone rub it in, does it Tiff?

Can we get back to the story, please? So I’m making out with him, he seems to be enjoying himself, and I ask him if he’d like to take it a little further. He got that look that some guys get, kind of nervous, like, “I don’t know if she’ll be happy with what I’m packing.”

Which is total bullshit, by the way.

I know it is, Denise. Guys assume that just because we have these giant jugs, we must only care about guys with really big dicks or something. It’s ridiculous!

I know, it’s dumb, but guys are weird. So I told him that he had nothing to worry about, it’s not the size it’s how you use it, he already had me making out with him so it didn’t matter how big he was, all that good stuff. And I swear to god, he looked me straight in the eyes, dead serious, and said, “No, I’m worried that it may be too big.”

What?

No he didn’t!

I’m telling you, that’s exactly what he said. And that kind of rubbed me the wrong way, like it was going so well, he didn’t seem arrogant like that at all, and then he just throws out that he may be too big for me? So I just kind of smirked and told him I’ll be the judge of that. So I went down to take off his pants, and when I pulled them down, I could barely believe my eyes! It was obviously soft, but it was longer than my wrist to my elbow!

Just soft?

He wasn’t even hard yet?

Maybe being so big gives him better control or something, I don’t know. But it didn’t stay soft for long. I asked him how a blowjob sounded, and of course he didn’t say no to that. It only took a few minutes before he got hard. I. Could. Not. Believe. How big he was hard. Like, he was sitting on the couch, and I was sucking on a good seven or eight inches, but my head was right between his knees.

Oh my god, how thick was he?

How big were his balls?

He let me measure it after, and he was 26 inches long, 3-and-a-half inches think, and just over 10 inches around. We didn’t measure his balls, but they couldn’t have been smaller than softballs. You both saw the video, you saw how huge he is. Would you like to see it again for a reminder?

Later.

Ew, I don’t want to watch my sister get fucked by such a giant cock again. No way!

Mary, you told us last week about those two guys you brought home and slept with at the same time.

Yeah, but I didn’t get it on video!

Your loss. Anyway, there I was, giving head like my life depended on it, and I have to come up for air eventually, so I pulled off his cock and just sort of gushed about it for a few minutes.

Gushed like sexy talk, or gushed like soaked your panties?

A lot of both. I could not get over just how huge this guy was. And he gave it back to me just as much, saying how beautiful I was, and how amazing the blowjob was, and how outrageously massive my boobs are, and how he loves how little they sag, and how my nipples are the perfect size–

We get it, you’re the finest piece of ass he’s ever hooked up with. You’re only so lucky because he hasn’t met me yet.

Having every guy cream their pants before you’ve taken your shirt off doesn’t sound like the self-compliment you seem to think it is. Maybe they’re just all early-shooters.

That many guys? All of them? That can’t be a coincidence.

Maybe you just attract a certain type. It sounds to me like you need to broaden your horizons.

Maybe you need to broaden your bust line, Mary.

Do you ladies want to hear the rest of it or not?

Sorry Mary, they look great. Any guy would be lucky to have you.

I’m sorry too. We’ve all heard how good you are in the bedroom, those guys just never stood a chance.

Hooray, we’ve all made up. So he was going on and on about my boobs, so I asked if he’d like to do more than look. Obviously he said yes, so I gave him a little show.

Ooo, something from our stripping days?

Not exactly. He just looked so hot with his enormous slab of meat that I wanted to give him something special, something that all those horny guys at the strip club didn’t get to see. Plus, I was so turned on that I wanted to bring my A game, not the standard set I would put on over and over when I needed money. Let’s just say it was a lot more intimate than what I did at the club. I was also pretty sure that Neil wouldn’t get too handsy like those club guys, and even if he did I could just kick him out.

How’d you know that? You only met him last night!

We only met in person last night. We’ve been chatting for a few weeks now.

I know, I just want you to be careful with guys.

Relax, Tiff can handle herself. Why is she at the gym all the time if she’s not training to fend off guys all day?

It’s mostly just cardio, Denise. I only do weight training two days a week.

Whatever, we all know you can handle yourself.

I can’t help if I worry over my baby sister.

Thanks, but I knew I could handle it. I think we’ve all dealt with enough creeps to know what to look out for, and Neil didn’t seem that way at all, so I knew I was in the clear to put on one hell of a show! I pulled out all the stops. I’m talking bedroom eyes, I’m talking slowly worshiping his cock, I’m talking whispering sluttily into his ear, the works. He was so turned on by the end that he was leaking precum all down his cock and all over my hand, there was so much!

Are you sure he didn’t just actually cum? There’s no way a guy could hold out for so long when you’re giving him the works.

I thought the same thing! I told him I was surprised he came so soon when he was able to stay soft for so long. He told me that it was just precum, and it usually takes a while for him to finish. Well, I’d already put him through about thirty minutes of heaven between making out, blowing him, and putting on a show, so I may have taken that a little personally.

He lasted half an hour?!

To be fair, we made out for a lot of that, and my clothes were still on at that point, so it’s not like I was hurrying for a climax.

What were you waiting for, an invitation?

I got distracted, alright? So when he said that, I asked him what he’d like to do to get there. You know, let him choose next since I chose last time with the lap dance. I bet you ladies can guess what he asked for.

He asked to fuck your tits.

He wanted to cuddle platonically.

You know he– wait, Mary, what?

What? Some guys like that.

I’d just spent a half hour stroking his cock! And in that dress, the strapless one!

Maybe he didn’t get the hint yet.

Smart-ass. Twenty points to Denise, though. He was practically trembling when he asked, too, like it was some big thing to ask for a tit fuck.

He was asking for some pretty big things.

And he did have some really big thing of his own.

Big and then some. So I took off my clothes, really sexy of course, really showing off. I got down to just my bra, the lacy black one, you know, the one that that guy said made my boobs look even bigger? I was in just that, and I asked him if he was sure he could handle my giant, round, perfect tits, leaning over so he could see straight into my cleavage, really teasing him. He was a little stunned at this point, so I told him that if he wanted my boobs he would have to come get them.

And that’s when he came, right? Surely no self-respecting boob guy could keep from shooting their load when you pull that on him.

No, even better! So I was crouched down in front of him, he had stood up at this point, and I was serving my tits up for him, giving him the bedroom eyes again. He slowly walks over to me, grabs hold of my boobs, and just crams himself between them!

And you let him?

Denise, you saw his cock. How could you think I wouldn’t want a tit fuck? Besides, if I had a problem with it, I wouldn’t have teased him so much. I think he got the hint after the dinner, the makeout session, the blowjob, and the lap dance that I wanted him.

I know, but such a dainty little thing like you?

Fuck off. So he’s really going to town, sawing in and out, giving it to me fast and hard, just how I like it between my 36 RRRs, and every time he thrusts forward, his cock bursts out the top of my tits!

Oh my god, really?

That’s so hot! Even Dylan, that guy from junior year, couldn’t fuck all the way through my tits, and yours are even bigger than mine!

Believe it, sister! I got a few videos of it, I’ll have to show you later. It took me by surprise. Like, I knew factually that he was big enough to do it, but it’s just one of those things you aren’t prepared for. So I opened my mouth for him to thrust into every time he gave it to me, and I sucked on what I could on the forward stroke until he dragged it back out.

I bet he liked that.

You know he did. He really laid on the dirty talk. Pretty standard stuff, but it hits different when it’s coming from a guy packing 26 inches of cock and utterly plowing your melons. You know, all the classics like “Yeah baby, your tits feel so fucking good!” and “This is the best tit fuck I’ve ever had!” and stuff like that. I would have responded in kind, but I had to settle for sexy moaning around his cock whenever I was sucking it, and the occasional “Fuck yeah, give it to me harder baby!”

I think that may be a little too much information.

Speak for yourself, she’s just getting to the good part!

Denise, I think I’m making Miss Mosquito Bites jealous, so I’ll just skip some of the finer details. So we keep at it for a good while, a steady twenty minutes or so. Normally I’d be raw after so long, but he was still spewing so much precum that it kept things running smoothly. It was so good, I shit you not, I came from the tit fuck!

Just from a tit fuck!

I’m telling you, it just felt so good! We had gone back to my room at that point, and I was laying on the bed while he kept pumping away. I could feel it building, but I thought it must have been something else. Like, who expects to cum from just having a guy cram his cock between your boobs? But I guess I’ve just never had a guy big enough before, and it just exploded out of me!

Are you sure it was an orgasm? You weren’t just faking it for him?

You’ve seen how far I squirt, Mary, how would I fake something like that?

You squirted! From a guy fucking your tits!

I keep telling you, it was just so good! It caught us both a little by surprise. I don’t think it had ever happened to him before either. He probably hasn’t been with a woman who loves having her boobs fucked as much as I do before, so he —

Or a woman with watermelons on her chest before.

— so he asked if I was okay. I told him that no, I was not okay, because I didn’t have his giant fuck stick inside me yet.

Shut up!

No you didn’t!

I so did! I usually would have waited a little longer to bust out that kind of language, but I was still coming down from my climax, so I absolutely did! I told him that he could use my vag any way he wanted, as long as he could make it fit. That seemed to throw him off a little, like he was suddenly nervous.

What does a guy that big have to be nervous about?

Well, this is what he said, and I don’t have any reason to not believe him. He said that most women get intimidated by his massive cock, and that most of his partners told him to stop after he’d only gotten the tip in.

From the video you’ve shown us, that seems like a real possibility.

Yeah, I can see it from their perspective, but from my perspective, staring at 26 inches of the fattest cock I’ve ever seen, I knew I didn’t want him to leave until I could see what that thing could really do to a cunt! Since I was already on my back from the tit fucking, I asked him to start with missionary.

He didn’t go down on you first? I thought you said this guy was a gentleman!

He offered, but I told him that just having him fuck my tits got me as wet as I needed, and I didn’t know if I could wait another second to feel his dick in me.

Why not ride him first? Give yourself a little more control over the situation? Weren’t you even a little afraid about getting hurt?

A little, but not too much. Something about Neil I found out while he was fucking my boobs for so long was that he was very in control of his cock. Like, he wasn’t just going hard and fast on every stroke. Well, he was doing that, but he never went too hard or too fast. I got the sense that he was aware that such a huge cock could hurt a woman, so he made sure to be careful. Besides, I don’t have a problem telling a guy that I don’t like what he’s doing.

Oh please, would you have said no to anything that pillar of meat would do to you?

Of course not, I would have let him snap me in half and fuck the pieces. But I know that he would have stopped if I asked him to.

Did you ever ask him to?

No. We spent a while in missionary, getting into a nice rhythm, letting him test the waters, so to speak.

I think you mean, “test the pussy juice,” right?

Denise, what a terrible thing to say about your friend! But yes, even when he was working only six or seven inches in and out of me, it was like he was setting off orgasmic bombs inside me. Like, every time one orgasm ended, there was another one there to take its place. By the time I reached double-digits, both of us were soaked! A lot of it was from me fan-tailing around his awesome cock, but I think about half of it was his precum.

He still hadn’t stopped?!

How did me make so much?

I guess his balls were so big that he could keep going for that long. Like, they were so big, that while he was fucking my tits, his balls would clap into my pussy on the up stroke.

They hung that low?

It wasn’t that they hung down so far, his balls were just so big and his cock was just so long that whenever he pulled back, when just his head was between my boobs, the root of his dick had to pass over my vag. So when he pushed forward, things were just lined up that way. And let me tell you, it felt a little like getting slapped down there every time it happened.

So I guess you didn’t cum just from the tit fuck after all.

Quiet, you. So we were still enjoying ourselves, getting used to that position, ramming me with about ten inches of his preposterous cock, him watching my tits wobble as he pounded into me, me with eyes closed from so many repeated orgasms, we’ve all been there. I still feel some more room, but he’s being a gentleman keeping it at under half of his meat, so I offer him some encouragement. We change to —

What did you say to him exactly?

Look who wants details now.

Don’t talk that way to your big sister! And besides, guys usually get carried away in our first position. What did you say to Neil?

I don’t remember what I said exactly. All of the repeated climaxes are making that a little fuzzy. It was something about how he was such a stud and that I needed to feel what his enormous horse cock would feel like from behind and how much —

You let him fuck you in the ass?

On a first date? Of course not! I have a lot more class than you seem to give me credit for.

On your first date with this guy, you came just from him fucking your boobs.

Yeah, but not anal! That’s, like, third date stuff! Maybe second for this guy.

So you’re going to see this guy again?

Is he open to sharing?

Get a room, ladies. So we switch to doggy, and he starts slowly again — in my vagina, Mary! — making sure everything’s okay. He gets back to the ten-inch mark again pretty soon, and it’s getting harder to fit in more —

I bet it was getting harder.

Ha ha, very funny. So anyway, it’s taking more time now to advance farther, but I can feel that I have a little farther to go until he bottoms out, so I have to deliver some gentle encouragement. Pausing every couple seconds due to orgasm, I let him know that he has the single biggest cock on the planet, and that he better not stop until my entire cunt is used to pleasure his behemoth, and that I never need any other cock ever again as long as he rails me whenever he wants, and that he better be saving up the biggest load of his life because I want to wear his cum like a wedding dress, and —

Isn’t it a little early to think about a wedding?

I know, but I got a little carried away. Plus, I thought of Gina’s wedding dress, you know, from a few years ago when she got married, and it just looked so cute with the white and the frills…

It was a really nice dress. She really went all out.

I would have liked to see her all out of it, alright.

Denise!

Oh, come on, everyone there was thinking it!

Well, anyway, I was coaxing Neal to fill up the last few inches of my pussy, and he really kicked it into a higher gear! I guess he was still worried before that he had to be gentle, but he picked up the pace and I loved every second of it! I guess my g-spot is around the twelve-inch mark, because when he got that deep, it’s like the world stopped for a few minutes. All I could do was ride out orgasm after orgasm! He told me later that feeling my cunt spasm so much on his cock is what sent him over the edge.

He said that to you?

Not exactly, I paraphrased a little. But I came to in time to hear him say that he was getting really close. He asked me where I wanted it, and I told him that he better fill me up with all of the creamy cum that his balls could fire. And that last one was a direct quote.

So you told him about your IUD?

Yeah, it came up earlier at dinner.

Talking about kids already?

Look, it came up, and we addressed it like adults. It happens. I know I can’t get knocked up, and he trusts me enough to take my word for it. If I didn’t want him to cum there, I’d have told him not to.

You sure trust this guy a lot…

I appreciate that you’re both concerned, but I don’t think I have anything to worry about. Neil really doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who would go around spreading anything.

Except his partners’ legs!

Or their holes.

Speaking of which, I could actually feel his cock get wider as he came. Like, I expected him to cum a lot, but I was unprepared for just how much he could put out. He came so much that it burst into my cunt and filled up the rest of the space that his dick couldn’t reach. He actually had to pull out a little just so it could all fit! It felt like he was spraying a garden hose into me! And here’s the really crazy thing: that was just the first shot!

What?!

What?!

I’m totally serious, he filled me up with just one shot! Like, filled me up so much that it squirted out just as much as I was squirting out by feeling so much hot cum splashing into my vag! I told him that I’ve never had a guy cum that much before, and I expected him to be like “yeah, that was so fucking good,” but his face just scrunched up again and I felt him blast another one into me!

Oh my god!

How much did he cum?

Hold on, ladies, because it gets kind of crazy! After the third shot, he had just his tip in, the rest of my pussy was filled up with his cum. He fired number four, and as it was going off, he pulled out and just beat himself off for the ten seconds or so that that one shot lasted.

Ten seconds!

That’s what it felt like! In fact, each shot actually ramped up at first, so after he dumped so much into my pussy, they kept getting bigger from there!

So he just fired ten seconds of cum into the air?

Neither of us were very worried at the time. There was so much spilling out of my now-unfucked cunt that it didn’t seem like a big deal. I had to clean up afterword anyway, and if my room smells like his cum for the next few days, that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. Anyway, I didn’t know how long he could keep going, but I wanted to make the most of it. Savor every shot as if it’s the last, right?

I don’t think that’s how it goes.

It should be. That’s how I’m going to say it from now on!

However the saying goes, I didn’t want to waste any more of Neil’s amazing orgasm. So while he was beating himself off over me, I told him that I needed to taste some of his load straight from the source.

You drank his cum? Goodness, how unladylike!

Oh my stars and garters! You nasty thing, you!

Oh hush, you’ve both told me worse before. And let me tell you, it was so, so worth it! His cock stopped spewing between shots, so I took the opportunity to take his tip into my mouth. When he fired in my mouth, it filled up right away! I had to swallow so fast just to keep up with the deluge coming from his mammoth balls.

I wouldn’t have had a problem! Remember, I was the —

You were the Official Unofficial Cum Queen of prom, yes Denise, we all remember.

There’s no way you would have kept up with all of it! And besides, it was so good that I’m glad it all caught in my mouth so I could taste so much delicious cum. It was rich, and savory, not at all bitter like some guys. I’m telling you, if they sold that at the grocery store, it would be the top-selling item!

Geez, did you bring any for us?

No, I was busy guzzling down all of the cum I could drink. I could tell that I was close to losing the swallow war to Neil’s cock, so I took desperate measures. I opened my throat and sank down on as much of his enormous cock as I could. I could feel his dick continue to blast away, but since I had him deepthroated, he was free to fire away straight down my throat!

My god, how much did you drink?

It was a lot! I could feel every single shot travel through his cock and into my throat, but I had to stop after he’d passed the twelve-shot mark. There was so much cum in my stomach that I felt full from all of it.

You ate so much cum that you felt full?

And it all came from the same guy?!

That isn’t even the best part! I felt really full, so I pulled off his cock, and I timed it so that he fired another shot as his tip passed my lips, so lucky number thirteen splashed all over my face! It was tough to keep my eyes open through all the cum, but I’m glad I did so I could see Neil’s surprise at blasting me with so much spunk!

Was he surprised?

He told me later that it was the biggest load he ever had, and I’m not inclined to doubt him. After all, the story isn’t over yet ladies.

So he gave you an overflowing creampie, came down your throat until you were full, and gave you a facial, and he still wasn’t done?!

Not by a long shot! So as he was hosing down my face with cum, I told him to cum wherever he wanted, and that a cock like his deserved to fucking use me however it wanted. I was also still cumming from the absolute pounding that he gave me, and I think I may have climaxed a few times while he was cumming, so my inhibitions were lowered by this point.

Ha! What inhibitions?

Hey, you have to be careful some times, not all guys can take dirty talk that strong.

Not all guys cum buckets.

Not all guys have a cock so big they can fuck all the way through your tits.

Who asked either of you, anyway? So I gave him permission to fire at will, and you know the first place he goes for?

Your watermelon-sized tits?

Your teeny tiny 36 RRR boobies?

You guessed it! You’d think he won the lottery when he aimed his fourteenth shot of the night over my giant melons! His shots were starting to plateau, maybe twelve to fifteen seconds each, and the first one he fired at my left tit covered it completely!

Are you serious?

One hundred percent.

But even those twenty guys couldn’t do that at prom! They didn’t even get close!

I can show you a video later.

You took a video while this guy was blasting you with cum?!

Hold your horses, I’m getting there. So he covers my left titty with shot fourteen, so I guess to even things out he covers righty with shot number fifteen! Two streams of cum, one perfectly glazed bust! And I’m not kidding, there was so much cum on my tits already that I could see my reflection on them!

How was he still going?

I wish I knew, he just has that much. And each shot was powerful, too! For number sixteen, he positioned his tip about a foot beneath the tit he had just iced over, and when he let loose again, he actually raised it into the air with just his cum!

Some guys struggle to lift mine with their hands!

It was the hottest thing ever! Since he was down there already, he lined up to my cunt again. I was fine to get some relief from the torrential blasts of his cum, so I watched as he speared into me again in the brief pause before shot number seventeen. There was only a second or two before he fired again, but in that time he crammed back to twelve inches over and over again, sending me over the edge again just in the brief time between his massive loads!

My god, Tiffany, how can you still walk today?

Maybe all the protein helped? Anyway, when blast number seventeen came out, he had pulled himself out of me, and when he came again, he let it out all over my tits! He already covered them completely, but he got really creative with where to put them. Seventeen draped over the tops of both boobs, spraying back and forth across them. Eighteen was aimed at my nipples, hosing down first the right and then the left, and it blasted off all of the cum that had collected there before re-painting them. For nineteen, he speared his cock between my tits again and kept right on cumming, blasting into my chin, my mouth, and right between my fun bags on his furious back strokes.

Did you climax from that tit fuck, too?

Probably, but it may have been from any number of the absolutely titanic cumshots that he rained down over me. For instance, for number twenty, he re-angled his cock so it pointed into my tits from the top and let loose another giant salvo between them. It didn’t so much cover my tits as paste them together. His cum was so thick that it didn’t exactly drip so much as it clung to whatever surface it hit, so when he blasted between my tits, it made a web of strands that linked them together when I tried to pull them apart.

Please tell me you got a video of this!

All in due time! So he pastes my giant, round boobs, and I guess he decides he’s had enough of that for now, because he aims at my pussy again! He did the same thing again where he went to pound town between shots twenty and twenty-one. Only this time, he pushed himself down as far as he could while he came!

Oh my god!

How deep did he go?

It definitely felt like he was deeper than he was at any point in the night. If I had to guess, I’d say I got half of him!

Half of that cock? That’s thirteen inches!

It was at least that much if it was an inch, and it was certainly an inch! When he shot number twenty-one so far inside of me, it kind of overloaded me. I swear girls, it was the biggest orgasm I’ve ever had! My toes curled, my eyes rolled back, I could feel my pussy grip his cock even tighter, I lost track of time, the whole nine yards!

He fucked you unconscious?

I’d like to see you do better with a cock that big!

Is that an invitation?

Shut up, I haven’t even talked to him about it.

… I didn’t hear a no.

I’m not promising anybody anything. So I passed out on his still-erupting dick, and as I came to, he was pulling out in a hurry! I asked him what was wrong, and he said he was worried that something had happened to me. So I grabbed his cock, told him that what was happening to me was the hottest fucking thing I’ve ever fucking seen, and I shoved his cock back between my tits and rode out the remainder of his climax.

What, just like that?

What do you mean, “just like that?” I pulled him out to spray my face a few more times, but he was tapering off by that point. Granted, I don’t know how many times he came in my cunt while I was riding out that fantastic climax, but I counted at least thirty while I was awake. I figured he’d like to get his dick back between my tits, and I didn’t hear him complaining.

What did you do after?

When he was finished, I let him take some pictures while it was still fresh, and then —

He has pictures of you, covered in cum, on his phone?!

Yeah. I had him take some with my phone, too, so I could have some. I told you, we talked it over, I’m going to be responsible with mine and he’ll be responsible with his.

Responsible like showing us these pictures and videos?

Come on, I know you won’t show anyone. We made a close-friends-exemption clause. How could I get fucked like that and not tell anybody! I told him he could show whatever he wanted to his friends if they could keep quiet about it, too.

Fine. Now, where are these pictures and videos?

That’s the exciting thing! So we took our videos and whatever, and I cleaned up all of the cum one me —

Tiff, please, we know you better than that. You ate all the cum off of yourself.

Cleaned, ate, whatever. Once I was all clean, I cuddled up to him, assuming he’d want to spend the night after such an exhausting round of sex, but he had other plans.

He didn’t even stay the night after that?

He did, though! Get this, you’re not ready for what I’m about to tell you! He was still hard!

What?!

Excuse me?

I’m dead serious. After dumping enough cum on me to drown me, he says that he can usually go a few times before getting soft again!

Stop it!

Get out of here!

It’s true! That’s how I was able to get all these videos, see? I knew I’d have to get it on video or else no one would believe me!

Oh my god Tiffany, you went two rounds with this cock?

… More.

What?!

More than two?

Three rounds?!

Holy shit!

Five. We went five rounds last night! But when you hear about one bout of sex with a 26 inch long cock, you’ve heard them all, right?

I don’t think so!

I think we’re going to need some more stories, Tiff…