Herc Manly and the Diplo Mission

I would recommend that you first read “The Same Ol’ (Sci-Fi) Story” the first Herc Manly Adventure, but here is a brief intro for those who haven’t:

Herc Manly (named for Hercules Poirot, a famous demi-God detective of massive strength, who lived in ancient time on a planet named Mt.Olympus,) is a former SpacNav Transport Officer, who is now a private intergalactic bulk-haul operator, willing to do daring, gasp.. perhaps even shady transports, if the price is right. His contractFem, Pussy, is a XoXoDackian fem, who has humo form, but is lavender colored, with a double vagina, and pseudo-breasts that can be used in a variety of kinky sexual practices. Herc returned home early after a long-haul, and discovered Pussy in a compromising position. Herc was about to declare their contract null and void, only to discover that Pussy truly loved only him, not to mention had compiled a file that the authorities would love to have, that would have put Herc away for at least 20 years. He and Pussy found a way to get past her indiscretion, and Pussy, to avoid being left alone at home for months at a time, trained and passed her exams to become Herc’s executive officer. Now they travel together from one end of the galaxy to the other, never apart, well, almost never apart….

This is a story of one of those times, when Herc and Pussy found themselves parted!

The Diplo Mission on Grubvolk

Even I, Herc Manly, was having a hard time believing the importance of the mission that took me to planet Grubvolk. It was a diplo mission for SpacNav of plusHigh sensitivity and delicato nature. I had personally been requested by the planet’s bigBoss, in this case the femRuler, (what the ancients used to call a ‘Queens’),to assist her as she laid out the future of her people. I was in the hangaroundRoom of the big royalAbode of Grubvolk sitting, waiting around for my cue, to finally come face-to-face with the Queens.

At long last, the doors opened to the Queens’s personal space, and I walked, manfully — need I say it — proud to be back in my old SpacNav uniform, into the room. There, from the dark as my eyes adjusted to the lower light level, came the voice, distorted thru the transSpeakBox, of the Queens.

“Ohhhhhh, manly Herc Manly. At last, you are finally in my contactPresence. Ohhhhhh, Herc, I pine, I long for your beautifullest elbowses, your prominent kknneeses, your protrubing mouthpart between your standing/walking/running parts. I am completely supine and flacid in the presence of your many handsomest angles of body. But especially, I yearn for your always firm breeding knob that protrudes above your mouthpiece!”

About that time, my eyes had adjusted to the low light, to the point that I was able to see the Queen of the Grubvolk. Then I, Herc Manly, survivor of pirates, scourge of scavengers, offender of bureaucrats, known throughout the galaxy for my exploits of daring-do, along with my XO (short for execOfficer, number two boss, you get the idea,) Pussy, well..

I sort of fainted. Fainted dead away.

It started several weeks before…

I had just returned from the S’Port where I had taken my small moonrunner out for a spin. I kept looking at that old coffee can, containing the freeze dried remains of my former XO, Thsam. I was hoping to quietly dump the thing, but every time I would get ready to eject it into space, there was a SpacCop waiting to trap the unwary speedster (“Hey, mac, where’s the Sol flare? You were exceeding the posted limit in this intraplanetary zone by 10X!”) or even worse, the litterer dumping his overfull wasteDisp tanks. I sure as heck didn’t want to be pulled into court for littering a coffee can full of old XO remains!

So, it was in a less than happy mood that I returned to my abodeunit in the upscale citypod where I lived with my contractfem and XO, Pussy. Pussy and I (the story is told of our earlier contract difficulties in “The Same ‘Ol (Sci-Fi) Story”,) had returned from a long-haul transport, and we were taking about a solStandard month off, to rest and recoup, before taking another job from the transport zaibatsu.

I wandered towards the foodPrep area, and grabbed a brueski from the intsocool. I continued towards the stereoVid room, tearing off the top of the container, and pouring that blessed first swig of the elixir of life down the hatch. Curious, it seemed early for Pussy to be home, but I could hear the sound from our wall-to-wall stereoVid. I walked into the room.

Sitting there watching the local Whasgoingon was my former commander; brute, beast, blight of the SpacNav, Admiral LimbDirk, known to all of his crews (when out of his hearing range,) as Admiral LimpDick. He turned and looked at me and smiled, showing his oversized canine fangs, which left with the impression of the legendary oceanshark preparing to take a bite, and said,

“Nice stereoVid setup, Herc. The sort of thing that SpacNav officers can’t afford, but you goldbricking, lazy loafer, trans Spacers can buy — after conning the SpacNav into training you and paying for your galacticLicense!”

As you can imagine, LimbDirk was a SpacNav lifer, who more or less carried a grudge against anyone who didn’t think that the highest calling in the known Universe was to serve for life in the SpacNav, like him. And even better, you should be serving under his command.

I turned, in moment of extreme common sense and fear, and tried to egress the joint by the quickest escape pod I could find, but Limbdirk had anticipated my joy at seeing him once again. I found myself in the grasp of two of his SpacNav goons. From the stripes on their sleeves, a couple of lifer Master Chiefs — my bad luck. I was more or less certain that my feet were still running, but when you have been lifted off the floor, moving feet don’t seem to work. The last thing I remembered for a long time, was the prick of the narconeedle into my neck, operated by the prick holding me up by my left shoulder.

When I awoke, even in my befuddled state, I could tell that I was already in deep space. I expected to be in a cell in the brig of a SpacNav Cruiser, but I seemed to be in an officer’s quarters, much like that I had occupied while in my last years of servitude in the SpacNav. I reached up to where the illumination device should be, and there it was. I turned it on and looked around. Yup — I was in the spacious quarters of a midling officer: about 2 meters long, a meter wide, and about one-and-a-half meters tall. In other words, about half the size of a jail cell allotted to a petty criminal.

I was naked and cold, since I had only been covered with the standard SpacNav ultra-lightweight blanket, so I got out of the bunk, and lifted the ultra-thin, ultra-light pad that the SpacNav jokingly calls a ‘mattress’, and opened the drawer underneath. To my great surprise and suspicions, it was filled with SpacNav clothing and uniforms, in my exact sizes. It seemed to me that either 1.) they had been expecting me to be at least of couple of days before I actually arrived, or 2.) I had been drugged out of my mind for longer than I thought.

Looking at the contents of the drawer wasn’t helping me, so instead I pulled out a pair of the overalls and felt slippers that SpacNav crews wore during their time in space, put them on, and opened the door between my cubical and the main passage of the ship. I wasn’t especially surprised that the door was unlocked — where can you go to escape from a spacer? But I wasn’t pleased to find two SpacNav Petty officers guarding my temporary abode. As I stepped out, one of them spoke.

“Get your ass up to da bridge, da Cap’n wonts to haf a word wid ya.”

I turned an looked at him, one eyebrow raised, waiting.

“uh, um, Mr. Manly, sir.” finally came out of his mouth.

I nodded, then, and turned towards the bridge. I knew the SpacNav, and if you let a P.O. get away with it, they would all be walking all over you.

When I arrived at the bridge, I politely requested permission to enter, which was granted. I approached the Captain’s chair. I didn’t know the Captain, but in the SpacNav service ‘politeese’ covers many sins.

“Mr. Manly,” the Captain intoned in his basso voice, “Admiral Limbdirk has prepared a vidChip for you to give you your instructions.” He handed me the small chip. “You may use my private viewing room to watch it. I understand that it will self-destruct.”

I groaned hearing that — no one has ever gotten good news from a self-destructing mission brief.

The Captain continued, initially reading from a small plastoCard.

“You have been recalled to duty with full rank and pay (based on your grade upon leaving the SpacNav, under section 4B of your original enlistment contract,) and you will be treated as an officer on this ship.” He continued, “But, you have no official duties, other than preparing yourself for the task that you have been assigned.” He finally smiled at me, albeit an ironic sort of barring of his teeth, “So enjoy your on-board vacation. But don’t bother the ship’s entertainment planner, because we don’t have one!” He laughed at his own little joke.

I left the bridge to find the Captain’s viewing room to discover what particularly dangerous/disgusting and very likely suicidal mission Limpdick was sending me on.

MEANWHILE, Back at the ranch…

Pussy entered the abodeUnit that she shared with her beloved contractMale, Herc Manly, late in the afternoon of the day that Herc disappeared. Pussy had been out shopping to restock the necessaries for the solStandard month that she and Herc were planning on spending on terrafirma.

She mentally reviewed her list: an extra large container of lube (for Herc to use when pleasuring her in her ass,) a two-month supply of KeepEmUp pills (the way she like to do Herc, her stock might last a month, maybe only three weeks,) some InstoEnergy pills (Herc, that poor dear, sometimes was completely exhausted after sexing Pussy for the sixth or seventh time — he needed the additional energy to make it a full night.)

Pussy purred in contentment. Ever since she and Herc had their slight contract dispute (when she had sex with a couple of Herc’s former crewmates over a two-week period,) she took an especial delight in insuring that Herc was completely sexually satiated. In fact, satiated wasn’t exactly the word; exhausted to a point where he could hardly crawl out of bed was more like it. But, Pussy was not going to take a chance of Herc using any of the 14 ‘free passes’ to have sex with other beings that she had acquiesced to as part of their agreement to remedy their contract, after her faux pas. With her mouth, her two vaginas, and her welcoming anus, Pussy could out-fuck any humo male, and she kept Herc happy.

After putting her purchases where they would be handy when the need arose, Pussy went to the foodPrep area, and began to think of dinner. But it began to nag at her — why wasn’t Herc home?

She thought of calling him, only to see his portaCaller commUnit lying on the floor in the hallway leading to the abodeUnit’s back ingress/egress hatch. She turned and went into stereoVid room, and things didn’t look right. Herc’s chair was tipped over on its back, and one of the small side tables had been knocked over. And there was an unpleasant oder in the room. Pussy sniffed, and sniffed again. Yes, the rotten smell of authority and bureaucracy — it smelled of SpacNav locker room!

Since the time when Herc had caught her having sex on the securityVid system in the abodeUnit, Pussy had learned all about it — how to access it, how to use it, how to turn it off (not that SHE had any need,) and how to see if it had been doctored. So when she checked the system at hiSpeed for the day and nothing showed up, she was actually convinced that something HAD occurred. Pussy immediately went to the hidden/redundant storage device that she had installed (and forgot to mention to Herc,) and punched in the 124-bit encryption code that allowed her to restore the real memory.

She went thru the GigaTera vidMemChip at hiSpeed, watching Herc as he got out of bed, did his daily exercises, took a shower (Pussy still loved looking at his cute little buns. Her pseudo-titties got hard and conical just thinking about them.) He made breakfast, and finally went out to take his moonrunner out for a little off-planet spin. He had told her that he needed to clean up a few things in the ‘runner. She was wondering if he was trying to avoid paying wasteDisp fees by dumping his tanks in space? God help him if the local law catches him, she thought.

But just then, the securityVid caught her attention. Some goon in a SpacNav uniform was entering their abodeUnit. And he seemed to have a key! Pussy slowed to 2X speed and watched while the lout (a Master Chief PO, if the uniform was actually his,) looked all around the unit, and then spoke into his commUnit. A minute later, some guy with a lot of scrambled eggs on his hat sauntered into the unit, along with another goon. What, Pussy wondered, was going on here!

The ‘big shot’, as she thought of him, sat down in Herc’s favorite chair in the stereoVid room, and the goons retreated out of sight. They weren’t grabbing anything, they just seemed to be waiting for something or someone, and Pussy thought that she knew who.

When she saw Herc entering the abodeUnit, she slowed the play to 1X and watched the entire mannapping as it happened. She heard the Admiral giving Herc an earful, and watched in horror as the two goons grabbed her love, her life, her contractMale, and narconeedled him! Then they hauled his unconsious bod to an awaiting vehicle, hovering outside their door. In the meantime, Mr. Scrambled Eggs hat was searching around for the security system to blank out his visit, not knowing that there was a secret backup system. The goons came in and finally gave Pussy her first important clue, when they turn and said,

“Admiral Limbdirk, Manly is on his way to the S’Port.”

Limbdirk responded with an evil grin, “Good. He’ll be in space before he comes to, and by then it will be too late. We’ll accomplish our mission, and we won’t even be risking a ‘real’ SpacNav officer!” He laughed a wicked laugh, and then pushed the combination of controls that would shut down the security system long enough for him to leave, while leaving no vid of what had just happened. Or so he thought.

Back on the Spacer with Herc…

In the SpacerCaptain’s vidRoom, I sat down in front of the stereoVid and slipped the vidChip into the vidPort on the front of the console.

A 3D-holoimage of Admiral ‘Limpdick’ swiftly appeared in front of me. Just as at his abodeUnit, I had to fight the impulse to get out of the room at the sight of the plague of the SpacNav. Limbdirk’s vaguely sharklike eyes seemed to look directly at me, and he started his briefing.

“Glad you could make it, Manly — not that you had any choice about the matter, ” Limbdirk said with an evil laugh.

“By now, even a lazy, goldbricking, SpacNav reservist like yourself will have figured out that you have been recalled to temporary active duty (under the notorious ‘section 4B’). HA! So for the next two months or until your mission is complete, your ass is mine.”

“You may be wondering what kind of mission this is that we needed you, Herc Manly, where we couldn’t just pick up some other washed up, firejuiced bum to do the job. We certainly have thousands of space transports drivers who are as good or better than your sorry ass.”

I recoiled a bit — this was getting insulting, I’m a pretty good transport pilot. Of course, by Limbdirk standards, this tirade was almost complimentary.

“Anyway, now to the crux of the mission,” Limbdirk continued.

“You are being sent on a diplo mission to the planet Grubvolk. As you might know, the GalaxLeague has a trading treaty with Grubvolk. What you probably don’t know is that Grubvolk is the source of goldenSweet, the preferred sweetener in the known universe, and a critical component of Cestowiski, that most desired of firejuices. That means that there are a lot of rich, powerful, and rather tipsy VIPs around who want to make damn sure that the supply keeps coming.”

“According to Article 677.2B.1Z of the treaty, although there is no regular humo presence allowed on Grubfolk, every ten years the SpacNav must send a humo officer to attend the coronation of the new planetary bigBoss, a femCreature that they call a ‘Queens’. Every 10 years, a new Queens is placed on the throne of Grubfolk, and the old Queens retires. After the coronation, the SpacNav representative meets with the Queens, and fulfills a ceremonial service. After you have completed this mission, the SpacNav will have no further requirements of you, and you will be returned to inactive status.”

“As for why the SpacNav selected you, and only you for a diplo mission, for which you are obviously completely inappropriate? The answer is: SpacNav didn’t select you, it seems the new Queens somehow saw a vid of your ugly mug, and decided that you and only you could represent the SpacNav on Grubfolk.”

“Consequently, you will be attending the new Queens’s coronation, and after the ceremony,” Limbdirk paused for effect, “you will breed with her!” Admiral Limbdirk looked up in Herc’s direction, with a leer that made his face look especially evil, which, given his normal visage, was really saying something.

“See — this mission should be a real pleasure for you, Herc Manly. Hopefully something you can really fuck up!” Limbdirk went into paroxysms of laughter at his little joke. Slowly his laughter slowed, and he caught his breath.

“Enjoy!” were his final words, before breaking again into his evil sounding laugh!

As the vidChip finished, smoke and a nasty smell, like the excretaWaste of a canineQuadraped, came from the stereoVid, as the chip self-destructed.

“Yup,” I thought , as the smell reminded me, “up to your neck in doggie doo-doo again!”

Back home again… with an anguished Pussy!

Pussy knew that to help Herc escape the evil clutches of Admiral Limpdick of the SpacNav, she was going to need some excellent intel/info: where was Herc, why had the SpacNav grabbed him, and what was going to happen to him. After a solStandard minute or two, Pussy had concluded that there was no source of intel/info that could possible be any better than ol’ Limpdick himself. She smiled a smile that had struck fear into more than one space pirate. XO Pussy, terror of the space lanes was on the move. No man, Limpdick included, had the right to deprive her of Herc’s many charms, and she was not going to let Herc build up enough sexual energy to even think of another femCreature!

Pussy went back into the sleepieRoom that she and Herc shared (a tear came to her eye, remembering all of the sex they shared in this room,) and she rummaged around for a minute in her personal storage space. Sexy clothes, multiple pairs of shoes, various sexual toys and aids went flying, until she found a small, nondescript black case. She hummed and smiled as she placed it on the AeroLiftsU mattress.

Pussy put on a black outfit of a material so clingy and revealing that the use of it in women’s clothing was outlawed on most planets. It looked as if it had been painted on, and one could see all of the minute details of Pussy’s pseudo-breasts, the contours of every muscle, and the shape and folds of her two vaginas. But, then she added black gloves of a similar material, as well as a black hood, with holes for her eyes and nose.

She didn’t forget, as she left the room, to pick up the case from the mattress containing her tools. Her torture tools. A girl has to be prepared for anything these days.

Before Pussy left the abode, she pick up the comUnit and made a couple of cellcontacts, and then she was on her way into the night.

Earlier in the afternoon Pussy had checked up on Limbdirk’s locus, a fact that was considered plusHigh topSecret sensitivity, so she used ‘Wooble’ on the GalaxNet to do a search. That revealed that Limbdirk’s current abode was adjacent to the commercial S’Port where Pussy and Herc parked their own space transport. She had also downloaded a 3D-Holo image of the SpacNav facility. By that evening, Pussy could nav the area even if it were pitch dark.

When Pussy pulled up in her duoCyc (a sleek, black, racing model,) she parked in the commercial side of the S’Port, and flitting from shadow to shadow, approached the Ingress gates to the SpacNav S’Port.

There were normally four SpacNav enlisted suckers guarding the gates, but as Pussy crept up, there was no one to be seen. She quietly approached the back of the small GuardStation and looked in the viewing port. Sure enough, all four guards were there, as well as two of Pussy’s XoXoDack friends who she had contacted earlier. They agreed to help Pussy out by distracting the humo guards. Both of the XoXoDack fems were lying on couches, being DP’ed one humo guard cock in each vagina, and all completely occupied. Not often that a poor SpacNav enlistee had a shot at a XoXoDack fem — and as they say, once you’ve had XoXoDack, you’ll never go back!

Pussy, taking advantage of the fact that the guards at that moment wouldn’t have noticed an invasion of spacer pirates, was through the ingress/egress gate in a second.

She stuck to the shadows until she found Admiral Limbdirk’s flagship — which, it turned out, had the same basic layout as a space tranporter. Pussy knew every inch of the ship. Using her magHoldOns, she climbed up the side of the ship, until she was next to the hatch that led to the foodPrep area. What Pussy was betting on was, that like every other Emeril that she knew of, that Limbdirk’s Emeril would leave the hatch ajar when in S’Port to allow the smells and heat of the galley out, and some fresh O2 in. And she was correct.

No one was in the galley in the middle of the night, and soon Pussy was in the EnviroDucting of the spacer, making her way through the labyrinth until she was just outside of Limbdirk’s quarters. She silently removed the grill over the duct and looked out. Sure enough, there was one of Limpdick’s Master Chiefs standing guard, trying to prevent any of the enlisted spacers from removing Limbdirk from the land of the living.

Pussy felt no qualms about it when she took her small airpowered NarcoNeedle gun and sent the goon into sleepy land for the night. She thought that he was one of the two who had helped Limpdick mannap her Herc!

Quick and silent as a feline, Pussy was in the passageway, and through the door into Limbdirk’s quarters. As her feline-like eyes adjusted to the dark, she could see Limbdirk’s figure lying on the bunk on an ultra-thin, ultra-light mattress pad, under the standard SpacNav ultra-lightweight blanket. You could tell he was a SpacNav lifer — he was in a deep sleep, completely content.

A quick step took Pussy over to Limbdirk’s bunk, and a spray of easySleep in his face made sure that he wouldn’t awaken until Pussy wanted him awake. She turned on the lights in his quarters. Pussy glanced out the hatch, and seeing no one, pulled the unconscious Master Chief into Limbdirk’s quarters. Soon she had the Chief tied, blindfolded and gagged on the floor. She slipped off the concealing hood from her head.

Limbdirk, she first stripped of his SpacNav issued sleepwear (‘In the name of the Greater Being,’ she thought, ‘ where do they get ‘jammies with their rank imprinted on them?’), then tied him, spread eagle to the bunk. Pussy didn’t blindfold him, although she did put a piece of tape over his mouth. A quick spray of easyWake in his face would bring him around in less than thirty standard seconds. She looked at her watch. After the thirty seconds had passed, Pussy walked over to Limbdirk’s recumbent figure, and licked him up the side of his face, in a manner similar to that of a lioness tasting her prey, prior to taking the first bite.

“There’s no point in pretending,” she said, addressing the seemingly unconscious Limbdirk, “I know you’re awake by now, and we need to talk.”

Limbdirk opened his eyes and looked up at the face of some unknown fem — she looked like a XoXoDackian. He tried to move and realized that he couldn’t, nor could he speak. His eyes moved back to the mysterious femcreature standing above him.

“Let me introduce myself,” Pussy continued, when she knew she had his attention, “I’m Pussy, Herc Manly’s contractfem.”

Limbdirk’s eyes were bulging slightly at this information, his eyelids opened wide.

“I need to know what you’ve done to my beloved contractMale, and you are going to tell me,” Pussy’s lip sneering as she spoke.

From under the tape covering Limbdirk’s mouth a scream tried and failed to emerge.

Back with Herc On Grubvolk…

The landing of the SpacNav ship on Grubvolk was smooth, I had to admit. But since the ship had nothing to do except drop me off, I found myself being hustled off without ceremony. I have to admit that I felt a bit abandoned when the ship lifted off, leaving me, alone, at the S’Port, with my bags. A little backup firepower from the SpcNav ship would have been comforting.

On the whole, though, the reception was positive. The delegation from Grubvolk seemed delighted to meet me, and anxious to please. I was swept off to his suite within the royalAbode, and given every consideration and luxury. That, of course, made me initially suspicious. But soon, I became accustomed to the simpering and kow-towing that I was receiving.

My suite, high above the capitalCity of Grubvolk, afforded me a great view, and my hosts had pointed out all of the major government buildings, the stacks of abodeUnits for workers, and even some of the massive storage units where Grubvolks major product, goldenSweet, was stored. The architecture of the city was based on the use of hexagonal units, a little unusual, but in my galactic travels I have seen a lot odder. Everything was clean, the air was pure (with just the hint of goldenSweet,) and when they told me that it would be a couple of weeks before the new Queens would be installed, I was content to wait. I can deal with comfort.

My unit had stereoVid, with a fine selection of recent vidChips. The food was fine, although it all seemed to be based on the use of goldenSweet — goldenSweet on bread, goldenSweet with fruits, even some sort of goldenSweet stew! After awhile, I knew, that I would tire of so many goldenSweet products, but I discovered that as the extraordinary envoy from SpacNav I also had access to an unlimited quantity of Cestowiski — the most highly desired firejuice in the universe. I went to bed happy every night.

There was one thing that I found rather curious: All of the Grubvolkians looked somewhat alike; in fact, I was almost sure, except for the uniforms that they wore, they looked exactly alike. They had a basic humo shape, and wore different colors according to their work function (the Grubvolk had explained about the uniforms when I asked,) as well as nametags, to help me distinguish between them.

I was also fairly sure, when I reflected on it, that I hadn’t seen any female Grubvolkians during my stay — at least none of the functionaries around me had, well, breasts. (Although in fairness, I hadn’t seen any penises either, but I also hadn’t looked, you dirty minded readers!) And finally there was something else bothering me: Grubvolk not only had faces that all looked alike, but….

They all looked vaguely like another Cadet who I knew from the SpacNav Academy, fifteen years before! And funny, I hadn’t heard anything about him for at least 10 years, after he was sent on some secret mission.

Limbdirk’s quarters aboard his flagship…

Pussy made a kind of growling sound as she ripped the tape from Limbdirk’s mouth, leaving it still hanging on one side.

Limbdirk looked at her, and with his mouth now revealed, sneered and said,

“You’ll never get any intel/info from me, you round-heeled XoXoDackian slut!”

This was frankly unfair, since all XoXoDackians actually have round heels. And most are sluts.

Pussy reached into her torture kit, and pulled out a pair of gripItHards.

“Let’s start by removing your fingernails and toenails, one at a time!” Pussy started, in a low voice.

“Go ahead,” retorted Limbdirk, “They did that to us at the Academy just for fun!”

She glanced at her truthTellerBox and saw that he was telling her the truth. Back to the toolkit…

“How about,” she said, pulling a highSpeedRotaryUnit out, “we drill us a few teeth: to the nerves, without painEase!”

Limbdirk actually smiled.

“All replaced,” he said, showing his choppers, “with duraSteel cores, covered with nobreakCeramic coating!”

“Hmmmm…” Pussy looked at the box. Damn, he was telling the truth again.

Pussy glared, “We could break the bones in your feet — very painful!”

Limbdirk smiled again, “Protected with duraSteel slats under the skin. HA!”

Pussy took out a spacer’s weldoTorch —

“You should know,” Limbdirk said, finally looking a bit worried, ” that if you cause enough pain to make me talk, I’ve been implanted with an explosive device that will blow both of us to coldest Space!”

Again, the truthTellerBox indicated that, against all odds, he was being honest.

‘Shit!’ thought Pussy.

Pussy realized that she would have to pull out ALL the stops to make Limpdick talk.

She silently reviewed the contract between her and Herc. Yes, there was no choice: she would have to invoke the ’emergency escape clause’ that “if one of the parties, in order to maintain the overall contract, must violate one or more clauses of the contract for a limited period of time, they can do so, subject to later proof of need, etc. etc. etc.” That was it.

Pussy looked at Limbdirk with a glance of complete disgust, facing the most distasteful decision of her adult life.

“OK, Limpdick. You’ve asked for it, you’re forcing my hand! I am going to perform the XoXoDackian TORTURE BY PLEASURE on you!” Pussy was almost shouting.

“NO! NO!” came Limbdirk’s terrified reply, “You can’t do that to me. It’s inhumane. It’s unfair! You don’t understand: I’m a virgin!!!!”

A BIG smile crossed Pussy’s face, and she licked her lips as she stepped closer.

It took only minutes for Pussy to begin breaking Limbdirk. She began by taking his short, shriveled penis into her mouth, and very carefully (not to allow him to orgasm,) used her tongue, that extraordinary XoXoDackian tongue, to massage, stroke and suck Limbdirk’s limpdick. At the same time, she used her hands and fingers to lightly stroke his balls, and the sensitive area behind his balls, until he was just about to explode with the pleasure, and then, she pulled her mouth off.

“Oh, please, please, please. Don’t stop. you can’t stop now!” Limbdirk screamed.

“So, Limpdick, where did you send my Herc.” Pussy said with her most seductive voice, “Tell me and you will see heaven.”

“I couldn’t help it, they ordered me to do it; we sent him to the planet Grubvolk!” came his response, through clenched teeth.

“Good boy,” Pussy said, and began to bring him back to the edge.

Then she stopped again.

“OK, you pathetic microdick, let me know, why?” came Pussy’s breathy question.

“No, I can’t talk! Oh, oh, damn. OK, we have a treaty with Grubfolk and have to send a SpacNav officer there for the new Queens’s coronation. Please, let me cum now! Please!” he was shamelessly begging by this point.

“Oh no, my dear, we have a few more questions.” Pussy whispered in his ear, as she swung her torso across Limbdirks body, capturing his now distended (all 4 inchos) penis in one of her vaginas, the muscles rippling, and tightening, and giving pleasures only a XoXoDackian is built to give.

Pussy lifted herself up and down a couple of times, careful not to go too high and let Limbdirk’s little dick fall out. Not like Herc, with his solid 8 inchos!

“Baby, now tell mama, what is so special that Herc has to do for this Queens of Grubvolk,” she suddenly stopped her movement, and looked down at Limbdirk’s face, contorted with pleasure.

“He,” breath, breath, breath, “must BREED with her. He must provide the genetic materials for Grubvolk for the next ten years!” Limbdirk admitted.

Pussy slapped him across the face on one side, and then the other.

“You BASTARD! Making my sweet Herc break our contract! How horrible.” she screamed.

“Don’t stop. Do it again! Slap me again, that was great.” begged the now almost apoplectic Limbdirk. “Please, I’ve told you all I know!”

Pussy looked at him, sensing his need for release. But then she looked briefly at the truth sensor. The last thing that he said was a LIE! He knew more than he had told her.

Pussy looked down at Limbdirk, and demanded,

“What are you not telling me; what are you trying to hold back.”

“I can’t tell you that,” Limbdirk’s replied, his eyes rolled back into his head. “You will kill me if I tell you.” He began to whimper.

Pussy jumped off Limbdirk’s dick, and before he could recover from the sexual ecstasy that she had induced, she flipped him over onto his stomach, his ass lifted in the air.

“You WILL talk, and you will talk NOW!” came Pussy’s voice, filled with determination.

Pussy’s two pseudo-breasts suddenly got longer and harder than they had ever been before — her anger was driving her into the XoXoDackian male mode. She moved behind Limbdirk’s ass, and with a sudden thrust, put her pseudo-tittie/penis deep into his ass! Pussy began pumping his bum, making Limbdirk into her bitch.

Limbdirk was suddenly screaming, and cumming at the same time, spurting all over his SpacNav excuse for a mattress. He couldn’t help himself. Limbdirk told her the remaining secret that he and SpacNav had withheld from its brave Spacers sent to Grubvolk for so many decades.

After hearing Limbdirk’s confession, Pussy was streaking out of the SpacNav spacer, past the guard gates, and the still missing guards (“OK girls, you can let them cum now! she yelled, as she ran past,) and to the civilian side of the S’Port. Within 20 solStandard minutes, Pussy had Herc’s space transport blasting at full speed for Grubvolk.

“Oh, Herc,” she whispered, the tears rolling down her face, “Can I save you in time!”

Back on Grubvolk with Herc…

I had fainted at the sight of the Grubvolk Queens. Oh the shame of it! But no one had mentioned to me that she looked completely different than the other Grubvolkians. They all looked more or less, humo. The Queens looked like a fat, giant caterpillar, all white except for a couple of small dark spots (presumably eyes,) and a small opening, that moved when she spoke, that one would conclude was a mouth. I hated to think where I was supposed to, ah hem, deposit my breeding material.

Of course the buzz in the outer room was loud when I regained conciousness. Various functionaries had pulled my unconscious self out of the Queens’s personalSpace, and were doing their best to revive me. They had noticed the beneficial effect that Cestowiski had on me, and so were plying me with sips of that wonder elixer.

I figured that they would be angry that I had fainted at the mere sight of their ruler, but no. They explained that this was not an uncommon reaction from humos exposed to the Queens.

“Her beautifulnesss,” they thoughtfully hypothesized, “overwhelms humos when she is revealed the first time. We completely understand, for we too worship her like a god, in her exquisite completeness!” All around was a nodding of heads in agreement.

So after about half-a-bottle of Cestowiski, normally enough to make one see pink elephants, I was ready to gird, well actually ungird, my loins, and do my duty to the Queens of the Grubvolk. I began to stagger back to the entryway, with the help of a couple of the friendly courtiers, when from behind me came a voice…

“Stop right now. He is not going in there!” came the dulcet tones. I knew that voice from somewhere.

I turned, and sure enough it was my own Pussy! Come to help her Herc do his duty, no doubt.

“Oh, hello Pussy. Hic! I’m have to go and breed with the Grubvolk Queen. Hic! Gotta do my duty, hold up the reputation of the ol’ SpacNav!” I declared, pointing down at my crotch. The Grubvolk seemed to be getting upset at Pussy, and trying to push me ahead into the Queens personal space.

I could hear one of the Grubvolks shouting to Pussy in a high-pitched voice:

“The Treaty demands that he breed with our Queens. He must give his genetic materials. It is required!” Again, a nodding of Grubvolkian heads.

I started towards the Queens’s boudoir again, staggering a bit as I walked.

Then Pussy replied,

“Yes, according to the treaty he must provide your Queens with his genetic materials. But the treaty never says that she gets to EAT HIM afterwords!”

“WADDAYAMEANEATSME!” I screamed, my voice rather squeaky, backpedaling hard, while Grubvolk hands kept trying to push me forward.

“To eat, Herc,” Pussy began explaining, like I was some sort of idiot, ” you know: consume, swallow, dine, corrode, chew, lunch, devour, feast, breakfast…”

That was the great secret that Pussy had squeezed from the evil Admiral Limbdirk: after mating, the Grubvolk Queens proceed to eat their mate!

“I get it, already, Pussy.” giving my hosts an ugly glare, ” Somehow, you failed to mention this little detail to me.”

“Oh,” said another of the functionaries, “that is a mere technicality. It is the only time during her reign that she gets to eat meat, and she needs the protein. There is a certain symmetry to it. Herc will put protein into her breeding vessel, and she will put his protein into her digestive tract! Its how its always been done. Just consider the honor of being digested by the Queens!”

“Not this time,” Pussy said, pulling out an energyBlaster and pointing it towards the group of Grubvolkians around me.

“But, if the great and noble Herc doesn’t give us his breeding materials and sacrifice himself for us, our world will die! We will be perished, disappreareded, goneded.” They began to weep at the thought of their planet, desolate. Even worse, no more goldenSweet. No more Cestowiski!

Pussy, not an unreasonable femCreature, looked at them and explained,

“I think that I may have a solution…”

It was only a couple of hours later when the great revolution occurred on Grubvolk, a change in eons of history changed by my brilliant XoXoDackian fem. You just have to love her!

Pussy had made a few quick stops on her way to Grubvolk, and picked up necessary supplies. She knew when Limbdirk told her the great secret — that every ten years they sent a SpacNav officer who would breed with the Queens and then be eaten, that she couldn’t let that happen to Herc.

The next time I entered the Queens’s presence, Pussy came along, as did a group of Grubvolk carrying a beefo carcass from one of the agro planets. In my place, they put the beefo (freshly thawed,) on top of the Queens. Then, Pussy took a 12 incho long vibroDildo (with liquoInjector accessory,) that we had filled with my genetic materials (a whole lot of genetic materials — Pussy collected it, once in her wonderful mouth, and once in each of her pseudo-vaginas and put each load into the liquoInjector.)

The Queens couldn’t really see very well anyway, so she was as happy with the beefo as she would have been with me, but she went absolutely WILD for the vibroDildo.

“Oh, Herc Manly. Oh this pleasure transcends all of the descriptions of previous Queenses. There has never been such ecstasy on Grubvolk!” came from the transspeakBox. Sounds of moaning and the periodic exclamation, like “Give it to me hards, big boy!” came from the transSpeakBox.

And at the critical moment, when the Queens entire body was shaking in a fever pitch, Pussy hit the injecto button, and the vibroDildo laid a massive load of Herc sperms into the new Queens. She was moaning with the pleasure and the joy of fulfilling her duty.

When suddenly…. eight arms, each with a huge claw at the end, suddenly appeared from the Queens body, grabbing the beefo carcass in a death grip. That little talkie mouth of the Queens was suddenly amazingly large, and filled with sharklike teeth that began to crunch away at the beefo.

Which would have been ME had Pussy not intervened!

Needless to say, Pussy and I grabbed the vibroDildo, and got out of there, lest the Queens should decide to have a three-course meal!

And that was the last time either Pussy or I ever saw the Queens of the Grubvolk face to face. Thank the Greater Being.

Epilog

Pussy and I didn’t leave Grubvolk immediately.

I was a hero, by acclamation of the Grubvolk Assembly, the true Father of his Country. And Pussy was celebrated far and wide, for it turned out, by collecting my juice from multiple orgasms and injecting them into the Queens at one time, the Grubvolk scientists estimated that they wouldn’t need to get a new Queens for at least 20 years, a great savings for the society. Not to mention, that the new Queens found that she had something of a taste for beefo, so she could be protein enhanced without the SpacNav making a humo sacrifice.

In addition, I was awarded a free transporter load of goldenSweet per solYear for the rest of my life by the grateful people of Grubvolk (each load enough to make me a small fortune.) I was also guaranteed a lifetime supply of Cestowiski for my brave and noble services. Medals. honors, money — what more could a spacer want?

And if my ego needed any more of a boost, before we left for home, Pussy and I were able to see the first Herc/Grubvolk clones produced by the new Queens. ‘Handsome little devils,’ I thought, looking at my own baby face staring back at me from the infantHolders.

Pussy was curious, though. She asked some of the scientists responsible for the breeding and genetics.

How, she wondered, did the Grubvolk with 128 chromosomes, use humo genetic materials with 23 paired chromosomes to have children?

Oh simple, the geneticists told her, they had perfected the science of multi-type genetic matching generations ago. Pussy casually mentioned that XoXoDacks had 84 chromosomes. Could they match XoXoDack DNA with humo DNA?

Absolutely, she was told; a piece of cake.

A little more collecting of genetic material from me on the sly, which somehow Pussy didn’t remember to tell me about. But when we left in our goldenSweet filled transporter for home, Pussy’s real treasure was held in a thermoCool container. All that was needed was for some roboDoc to implant a few of the fertileEgg materials in one of Pussy’s Uterii, and there would be some little Herc’s and Pussy’s running around. Pussy figured that the trip home would give her the time to convince me to modify our contract to accept new units. When have I ever said ‘no’ to that fem!

Pussy and I had a lot to do and talk about on the way home.

Pussy, first and foremost, explained to me about using the XoXoDackian Torture by Pleasure on Admiral Limbdirk. She pointed out to me, that saving me from being eaten alive would qualify as an ’emergency’ under the terms of our contract. So Pussy wasn’t really violating the contract, even as amended, by sexing the intel/info out of ol’ Limpdick.

I agreed, and in fact I got a kick out of Pussy comparing my large and turgid and handsome member, to Limbdirk’s puny, weak, little stub. Pussy praised my extensive sexual experience, contrasting it with Limpdick’s virginal ignorance.

I didn’t hold Pussy’s torture by pleasure as a contract violation, but we also agreed that the injection of my vital fluids into the Queens didn’t count as one of my 14 free passes to have outside sex. I don’t think Pussy cared. Her plan remained that I wouldn’t ever use the free passes: I would be too drained and exhausted by her. She made sure of it all the way home. I could barely walk, my reproRod was so swollen from overuse by the time we docked at our home S’Port.

We also took a little side trip to Pussy’s home planet of XoXoDack. Pussy, at last, was able to introduce her parents to the love of her life: me, the famed Hercules Manly! She did put her foot down when her mother and three sisters wanted to take me for a short test ride. She made sure she never left my side. She knew better than to trust those SLUTS!

Another benefit of going a bit out of their way to XoXoDack was that XoXoDackians were the galaxies largest per capita users of goldenSweet, and the price on XoXoDack was the highest in the known systems. Pussy even managed a few cute little financial maneuvers that avoided the taxes that we would be expected to pay if we had sold the goldenSweet at home.

The single greatest worry that we shared was, that Pussy would be in big trouble when she got back to the home planet for her treatment of Admiral Limbdirk. So while on XoXoDack, we tracked down a rumor that Pussy had heard…

Finally, back on home terrafirma, in our own little abodeUnit, Pussy and I started again to take that solStandard vacation to rest up from our adventures. Sleeping on our own aeroLiftsU mattress, watching our own stereoVid, sexing each other eight or ten times a day. Just relaxing.

When the front ingress/egress alert chimed.

There at the door, I could see through the peekOut, stood Admiral Limbdirk’s boss in the SpacNav, Vice Admiral Bigherdick.

I invited him in, and we sat down in the formalVisit room.

“Manly,” stated Bigherdick in a booming voice, “I am here to thank you for your great service to the SpacNav, and congratulate you on a job, well done.”

“Thanks you, Sir. Think nothing of it. It was a pleasure.” I replied, feeling rather self-satisfied.

“Don’t know how you came back alive. Did Limbdirk tell you it was a suicide mission before you volunteered?” he queried.

“Oh that! Some of us expect danger in every mission! Its all in a days work.” I answered, looking modestly at my fingernails, polishing them on my shirt.

“Yes, of course, of course. We can only admire your fortitude in taking on the toughest tasks.” Bigherdick said graciously.

“By the way, on another subject, would you by any chance know where Admiral Limbdirk might be? We thought that since you and he were working so closely together, that you might have some idea.” came the Admiral’s query.

“Not a clue Admiral, not a clue. I was either in deep space or on Grubvolk most of the time,” I mentioned, providing myself with an alibi.

The Admiral said his goodbyes, and as he left and I closed the hatch behind him, I had to smile.

The rumor that Pussy and I had tracked down on XoXoDack was that there was a certain SpacNav Admiral who had gone AWOL, and was now playing the 88-Key in a XoXoDack bordello. It seems he had hitched a ride on a spacer to XoXoDack after someone had exposed him to ‘torture by pleasure’. I understand that every night, after closing, Limbdirk was getting his ‘torture by pleasure,’ from whichever XoXoDackian fem wanted to have some fun watching the old humo beg and plead!

You can never go back!

A tip of the hat to Harry Harrison’s ‘Stainless Steel Rat’ series, Keith Laumer’s ‘Ratief’, Cedric Brown’s ‘Martians Go Home’, and all of the other Sci-Fi writers who have amused us with their tongue’s planted firmly in their cheeks!