Let’s start by introducing Linda. She’s a lady of the world, thrilled by the magic and shenanigans that go on in her land of Ithral. She’s also a complete cumslut. If Linda can get her hands on cock, pussy, or other type of magical genitalia- she will. Or get any part of her on it she can.
In this introduction, she’s a tavern maiden and she fucks the mundane animal known as man.
As a standard village girl living up the wench aesthetic, Linda’s classic look was a filmy white peasant blouse and long skirt, tied up with a corseted vest that left her generous tits out to give a nice view to anyone she leaned over to serve.
One day, her milky tits were practically falling out of her top as she topped off yet another of the rough men who passed through the town. He wore his own leather duds, a sleeveless vest that revealed his bulging biceps and tight pants that strained over his built thighs.
As Linda poured his mead, he let his gaze linger on her chest, and when he looked up she was giving him a twinkling smile. The man felt a stirring in his loins, where his dick was compressed in his leather chaps.
“Is there anything else I can do for you sir?” she asked.
The traveler licked his lips.
“I’m good for now, but perhaps a bit later I’ll need some more… service.”
With a look over her shoulder, Linda took her pitcher to another table, swaying her ass under her full skirt. The man grinned at the view and decided to take this moment of reprieve to take a piss.
Downing his mug, he got up from his table and headed towards the back, where the tavern had a washroom of sorts. Shitting was encouraged outside in the outhouse, but given all the alcohol consumed in the establishment, the owner had sent up some bucket holes and makeshift draining.
Swinging past the doors, the man settled in front of the ramshackle toilet and undid his pants. It felt good to release his cock from its confines. He aimed at the hole and began a pulsing stream, adding to what was already a heavy scent of piss in the air. The relief of his full bladder was already sublime and he couldn’t help but give a few strokes on his cock, already in his hand.
Just then the door opened and the man glanced to see the bar maiden leaning up against the wall.
“Broke the seal, huh?” she smirked.
At this point, the man had both hands on his cock, one directing the stream and the other giving light strokes. At his startlement, he lost his aim a bit and his piss went onto the wall.
“Well don’t let me interrupt you.” Linda said seductively. The sight of the man’s thick cock streaming had her pussy pulsing.
“In fact…” she began approaching the man, as he locked eyes with her and resumed his light stroking.
Linda got down on her knees next to him and moved the hand not directing his stream so that she could begin licking his dick. The man groaned. The surprise had interrupted his flow, but knowing she wanted it and still with the need to piss, he started letting it out again, moaning lightly at the combined pleasures. Linda suckled at the side of his cock and began fondling his balls with one hand.
As he finally released all his urine, the man’s dick began to properly harden, thickening. He turned to Linda and put his head against her mouth. Pleased, Linda began licking the urine off his tip and then sucking lightly. The man put his hand on the back of her head and sighed happily. Linda began going deeper, working the man’s cock in her mouth. The man growled lightly. The feeling of her hot mouth on his sensitive cock was wonderful. She gave swipes of her tongue on the underside at every entrance and exit.
Tightening his hand in her blonde hair, he began short thrusting movements. Linda relaxed her jaw and welcomed them. The man’s thighs and ass flexed as he pushed his cock into her waiting mouth. Testing, he thrust a little deeper on the next turn, hitting the back of her throat. Linda moaned, putting her hands to her chest to fondle her tits. This continued for a few more thrusts, until the man tried pulling her deeper onto his dick. Linda gagged briefly, then relaxed her throat till he could go as deep as he wanted.
The man let out a long groan, holding her nose to his pubes.
“Oh yeah baby, that’s it.”
Linda patted his hands and pulled off for a breath and a quick grin.
“You’re fun.” she quipped.
The man smiled deviously. “You want to find out how much more fun?”
In answer, Linda sat back on her knees and opened her mouth.
This time, the man took both hands to the back of her head and began to steadily thrust balls deep into her mouth. His breathing was hard but steady. He was taking his time, enjoying this.
On her part, Linda shut her eyes and savored the feeling of being gulleted by cock, reaching a hand down and under her skirt to start playing with her pussy.
Eventually, though, the man was ready, and started just slightly more shallow thrusts so he could speed up. Breathing harshly, he roughly fucked her face, until his movements became erratic.
Readying herself, Linda focused on her breathing as well she could while playing harshly with her clit.
The man let out a loud groan as his climax arrived, fucking a few more times before sliding balls deep down her throat and releasing his load.
The both of them breathed a minute longer while the man said his mental goodbyes to her velvet throat. Then, he pulled his softening cock out of mouth. Linda was looking well and truly fucked at this point, hair askew from his pulling and lips red and swollen.
Still breathing hard, the man said “Well, that’s some damn good service.” He was still enjoying the tingling aftereffects of his orgasm.
Linda smiled.
Looking down at where her pulled up skirts revealed her slimy pussy, the man added, “It’s a shame I can’t fuck that pussy of yours as well.”
“Mmm, maybe another day, but those big hands of yours are looking pretty good, too.” Lind replied.
The man grinned, “Well honey, why don’t you come have yourself a seat and I’ll see what I can do.”
The toilet had a wooden bench over its hole, and the man easily lifted Linda up and sat her down on it. The man got on his knees as Linda hiked her skirt to her hips for better access. Even soft and having just cum, the man felt his dick twitch as he got a good look at her soft thighs and slick cunt, surrounded by tufts of blonde hair. Her pussy was pink and looked oh so inviting.
Leaning in, he gave her a long lick. Her flesh was warm and juicy, her scrub a soft slide against his rough cheeks. Above him, Linda let out a low moan and ground her hips up towards his face. Indulging, the man put his whole mouth on her, licking along her inner lips before sucking on the whole thing. Linda keened and jerked. The man took his large hands, calloused from labor, and held her thighs up, squeezing the lightly furred and generous flesh.
Linda rocked herself on his face and moving tongue, bracing her hands on the grimy toilet bench. She was letting out steady moans, and nose deep in her pussy the man wondered if there were other outside in the bar that could hear her.
“Fuck, mother of the goddess, yes,” she ground out, beginning to rut with all the selfishness of a man.
The man released one thigh and Linda quickly lifted it to rest on the bench. She reached to pull the man’s head back in at the same time as the man’s hand reached her cunt.
“Mmmm,” Linda moaned, “Ah, yeah.”
The feeling of the man’s calloused hands stroking her was a new and welcome sensation, even though she had been nearing orgasm from his mouth. The man leaned in close and breathed hotly on her sex as he savored the soft messiness of her pussy from the outside. Then, he took two of his large fingers and pressed them against her entrance.
He looked up at her cloudy blue eyes with his own lusty ones.
“Can’t let you get away without trying out these mauling paws.”
Linda let out a huffed and breathless laugh.
“Put ’em in me baby, but don’t forget to use that saucy mouth of yours too.”
The man raised his eyebrows as he thrust his fingers through her tight opening and straight into her. Linda’s head fell back, and she let out a high moan. The inside of her was even softer than the outside. The man pushed his fingers deeper, feeling her spongy cunt flex around them. Experimentally, he curled his fingers and pushed in and out.
Linda sighed at the ministrations and let him enjoy his sensuous experience for a while before becoming impatient.
She pulled his head to the part of her slit that was not being opened by his dirty hand. Complying, the man began thrusting and curling more rhythmically as he licked and sucked on her hooded clit.
Linda took to her rocking again, grunting in time to their shared grinding. Sweat was gathering on her body and her ass was sticking to the bench that certainly already had sticky piss on it, if not other fluids from similarly lusty occupants.
The man thrust even deeper with his long fingers than before, pressing up into her stomach. Linda’s body was feeling hot, full, and pleased. Her climax was approaching and the pressure on her stomach meant another release might join it.
The man sensed Linda’s approaching orgasm in her tensing body and the clenching around his fingers and kept his efforts vigorous, sloppily mouthing her clit.
With something between a cry and a whine, Linda came. Her cunt was a vice around the man’s still moving fingers and cum slicked her insides. At the same time, she began to spray at his mouth, hot liquid bursting from her.
The man had heard of ejaculations before and initially took it to be this. But as Linda rode out her long orgasm on his hand and face he realized from the scent that she was in fact pissing on him and the bench.
The initial shock wore off swiftly though, and although having never experienced this and feeling vaguely degraded by it, he kept at her, even more happily than before.
Eventually, Linda’s body began to relax. The man slowed his internal strokes and licked slowly as the urine slowed and then dribbled to an end.
Linda sighed at the gentle continuance of activity on her tingling genitals.
As the man pulled back and slid his fingers out of her cunt she laughed,
“Sorry about that. Didn’t exactly see it coming, but I ‘spose there’d be no better place for it than over a piss bucket.”
The man gave her a long considering look.
“Here,” she said leaning over. With the edge of her long skirt she wiped the cum and urine from the man’s face.
The man allowed her to do so and then still with the satisfaction of his spent cock, looked at this sexy maiden again with her tits half spilling out of her top.
Getting up off his knees, he shrugged and then grinned.
“What’s life without a little adventure? If I’m ever in this town again, I’ll be sure to stop by for another pint and hopefully another fuck.”