Hallie Halloween 01
There are a bunch of things that my roommate, Josh, doesn’t know. He doesn’t know that there is life outside of work and video games. He doesn’t know that a girl named Carla might be interested in dating him. He doesn’t know that I have been trying to play match maker between him and Carla. He doesn’t know that he and Carla would make a great couple, but I’m on a mission to change that. He doesn’t know that he and I will be going to Jake’s Halloween party in a few weeks, but he will know I’m hooking him up with Carla at the party. He doesn’t know that I put Carla’s phone number in his contact list, but OMG, he better know that he needs to use it once in a while.
Josh doesn’t know that he has caught me in facial makeup before, but he has, LOL, he just doesn’t know it because I live outside of the video screen.
Hi folks. I’m Hugh most of the time, I’m Hallie Hunts as often as I can be and this month, I’m changing my name to Hallie Halloween. And yes, I can change my name whenever I want to. My friend Frank makes amazing fake ID Cards in his basement and I get a nice discount if I lean over his shoulder as he seals the fake cards, so there!
Josh doesn’t know it, but he and I will be attending Jake’s Halloween party as Police Commissioner Gordan and Batgirl. I mean, Josh will look good in a dull gray suit with a gray mustache and a gray hair wig, right? And you know, I’ll be just fine in the Batgirl costume I found at one of the local Halloween pop up stores in Middleton.
The Batgirl costume provides a fair amount of coverage of my body, mandates some cool ass thigh high boots, is accented in bright yellow and came with a short skirt that was just long enough to keep my secret a secret. The Batgirl costume also left a little bit of my thighs exposed and the bright yellow Bat symbol across the chest would distract from what wasn’t there, LOL, I hoped. I knew the thigh high boots wouldn’t last very long, but all I needed to do was to get through one night, right? Well, one party night and three or four times of wearing it at home to try it on and make any necessary adjustments.
As I tried in on at home, I came up with a strong argument for why Josh should take me to Jake’s party as his guest without fear of being called out as the guy who brought his crossdressing roommate to a party. I mean, I have Josh’s best interest in mind and I don’t want the haters to call either of us as “the gay” roommates who secretly date. This is all about getting Josh out of the house and hopefully into the arms of Carla, who may or may not show up at the party as Lois Lane.
My argument was pure and simple.
As we all know from every TV show and from every movie, no one ever figured out who the Super Hero was in normal life because their eye mask made all the difference in the world. And the eye mask that came with my Batgirl costume fits tightly on my face and is black, so no one will know who I am. It’s a foolproof argument as far as I am concerned. And by the way, I did my research. There is actually a movie that is based on a Super Hero girl and even her boyfriend didn’t know who the girl is when the she is being interviewed by the local TV news crew and it’s all because of the simple eye mask. It’s the mask I tell you and mine will be no different. I mean, look, it’s a black eye mask and it will absolutely keep my identity a secret at the party. Everyone at the party will simply think to themselves that Josh has scored a date with some unknown girl role playing Batgirl for the night. And that will not deserve any call outs, right? I mean, as long as I keep my mask on, that is. Right?
After trying the Batgirl costume on a couple of times, I figured out a few things. One, even though I am pretty small, I still might be a little thicker than the female figure that the uniform was intended for, so I basically stretched out the dress portion enough to smooth out all of the wrinkles that come along with cheap store costume kit. That was a good thing.
However, beyond that, I knew that I would need to do something to pronounce my chest because the bright yellow bat symbol seems to be meant to be, how shall I say, raised up and rounded off? I also knew that I would need a new pair of exercise tights to wear under the short skirt because the modesty panties that came with the kit weren’t intended for me. Don’t get me wrong, I will wear them when I’m at home for sure, but they may not be something to wear at a public party where I may just to have to bend over to pick something up or to adjust my cheap boots.
I have a few days to take care of those two things and I’ll get that done, but I’m running out of time to spring all of this on Josh, so I decided to throw caution into the wind and present my case to him, right then, while it was just the two of us in the house.
So, I thought I would use the shock factor to open my presentation and by that, I mean I was going to present myself in full costume, including my identity hiding eye mask, and hope that his reaction was positive. I was hoping that Josh was so shocked that he truly believed that Batgirl magically appeared in our living room with her hands on her hips, you know, striking the Batgirl pose, you know, because Josh is just that lucky, LOL. And I planned on holding that pose for at least 5 minutes before I removed my eye mask and expose myself. It’s all in the mask I say.
Just before I made my surprise entrance, I looked through all of my lip gloss shades and determined that Cool Toned Pale Rose would be something that Batgirl would wear while on missions. I took one look in the mirror, reminded myself to get some falsies, adjusted the very important eye mask and called out to Josh.
“Josh, are you sitting down? I have a surprise for you and it would be best if you’re comfortable.”
“I’m on the couch wiping out all of the enemy and a few of my guys too, you know, as usual. What’s up?”
I smoothed out my uniform, made sure the skirt was pulled down enough to hide my secret, figured that I was as good as I going to get and walked down the hallway towards the living room.
“Hey big fella, I’m Hallie Halloween by day and the caped crusader Batgirl by night, or in other words, I’m your date for Jake’s Halloween party. So, be honest and tell me what you think?”
“Whoa, first of all, who are you and why are you in my place and secondly, can I get a selfie for my Chang homepage before you bat rope me and turn me over to the police?”
See? I told you, the mask works every time. I struck a pose and whipped my mask off, being careful of my wig, of course.
“Ta da, it’s me. So, what do you think, Police Commissioner Gordon? Do you think we can pull this off at Jake’s party for a few hours?”
“Damn it, Hugh, I mean Hallie Halloween, we can’t do that. I mean, I like the idea and I find the proposal interesting enough, but we will get called out in no time and then what would we do?”
“Well, I don’t want either of us to be embarrassed, but I think we can do this. Here, let me put the eye mask back on.”
On other words, a Super Hero could walk around naked and no one would discover their identity just as long as they wear their eye mask.
“Ah, I don’t know. I like it, but if we get caught, we will be known as the gay roommates forever. However, in all fairness, you know, give me a spin and let me check things out from all angles.”
Hah, I have his attention, but I’m going to play it cool and let him make up his own mind. I gave him a light spin because I don’t have better sportswear shorts on yet, but it was a spin just the same.
“Alright Josh, I can see that you’re a little confused, so let’s try this. Why don’t you invite Derek over to play a video game and I’ll present myself in full costume to him and we’ll see how he reacts to Batgirl? We’ll use Derek as a referee. Deal?”
“Well, I guess we could try that because he’s on his way over anyways or in other words, you can open the front door for him in 3 minutes or less, ah, Batgirl. Cool yellow, by the way.”
“Thanks, I liked it better than the gold accented trim.”
“So, what are we going to do? I mean, do we just ask him what he thinks or what?”
“Well, it’s a little last minute, but how about this. First, after I let him inside, I’ll give him a visual boner check, you know, like I just did for your boner and then we can just ask for his opinion after he has a beer of two. Sound good?”
“Hey, ah, I watching porn before you came into the room, so, oh hey, I think that’s Derek now.”
Hah, that’s BS, but that’s for another day because Derek is here and another moment of truth is about to be revealed.
“Welcome Derek. I am your protector for the evening. Hallie Halloween by day and the very elusive Batgirl by night. Please come in and join Josh on the couch. The well-armed enemy army awaits your involvement in the game.”
“Ah, well, oh holy flat Batgirl snap, Hugh, is that you?”
“Not today. Today I am the guardian of all that is good in Middleton. And by the way, what you said about my chest wasn’t very nice. And by another way, it’s OK, you can glance down at the small portion of my thighs that are exposed above the boot line. I mean, it won’t be the first time you checked out my legs, right Derek?”
“Hey, that’s not fair, I mean, hey, just why the hell are your legs so smooth for a guy anyways? And OMFG, what the hell are you doing now? That’s gay!”
“Really? Let’s see, on a gay scale from one to ten, where would you rate how you try to peek into my bedroom every time you use the bathroom? I mean, you’re trying to catch me at something, right? And using the same scale, where you rate that the fact that you have a boner for me, you know, role playing Batgirl? And while we’re rating stuff, where would the needle fall when we consider the fact that I’m the closest thing to a girl who has ever glanced at your crotch? I mean, you obviously like something, so let’s factor that in too.”
“Ah, Josh, are you going to help me out here? And by that, I mean, hey, I was watching some porn on my phone while I was driving over here.”
“Hey, I’m sitting on the couch minding my own business Derek, so you just go ahead and dig your hole a little deeper.”
“OMG, come in already Derek. I’m just teasing you. Take a seat and I’ll get you a beer. Truce?”
“Ah, truce, Batgirl, but I might need two beers.”
“No problem. Hey, you know Jaye, right? The boat guy Jaye. I mean, he must be good with rope and knots and I wouldn’t be mad if I had a few photos as a captured Batgirl. I mean, if you came across a tied up and captured Batgirl, well, wouldn’t you want to do something? I mean, that rope really enhances the seat belt effect, right?”
“Let’s see, and I’m going back to your gay scale of one to ten, how does it rate when you want Jaye to wrap you up in rope, enhance the boobs you don’t have and you pretend to whimper while you actually want the villain to ravish you? You know, while you’re all tied up and stuff?”
“Shut it, Derek and ask him if he’s free in the next few days. I have to go to the sporting goods store tomorrow anyways to pick up some female THOT exercise shorts and who knows, three packages of red ski rope might accidently fall into my shopping basket. And don’t say anything to him about my trick. I mean, you two have boners for me, I mean Batgirl, so he probably will too.”
“Fine and yes, you’re a pretty good Batgirl, but enough is enough. So, how about those two beers and maybe you can look in the garage to see if there is any rope out there? I mean, practice makes perfect, right?”
Hah, my test run was successful and now we just need to hear him say that Josh and I could attend a party together without getting called out too badly. Well, successful all except for that flat chested comment, which I am not holding against him, just yet. I mean, he was right and it is on my ‘to do” list, so I’ll fix that before Saturday night.
“Hah, Batgirl saves the day again. Two cold beers for each of you. So, Derek, I don’t know if Josh talked to you yet, but we were wondering if you could give us your honest opinion on if we could pull this off and attend Jake’s party together? And I mean your opinion must be honest, no matter how kind or brutal it is. Neither of us are looking for an embarrassing situation. However, I’ll remind you that it’s Halloween and people are basically allowed to get away with almost anything. So, what say you?”
“Honestly, I think you will be just fine, Halloween or not. I mean, with the eye mask on I honestly don’t know who you are and to proof it, well, you know, keep the eye mask on and get naked and I’m betting that I still don’t recognize you.”
“Stop. It’s no secret that you like my legs, so don’t let that or your boner influence your response.”
“I’m not, you’re thin and you have the chin and nose of a girl. You’ll be just fine. As a matter of fact, passing off Josh as Batman will be much more difficult.”
“Hah, you’re right about that, so Josh will be Police Commissioner Gordan, you know, the senior citizen dirty old man who wants to roll around with the Cat Woman before he locks her up in jail. The store had the prefect gray wig and mustache. So, are we good?”
“LOL, the dirty old police chief, huh? I like it. Yes, you’ll be the envy of the bat people. However, don’t be all arm and arm at the party. A little distance and separate mingling might help the two of you out. So, did you check the garage for some rope?”
“Hah, I did and we don’t have enough, but mind you, the rope thing is just for photos only, you know, after I fix the size of my flat chest. That’s the first thing you said, right Derek? Holy flat chested Batgirl snap I believe.”
“Oh, I’m sorry about that, it just came out. However, there is a “We Be Toys” right next to the sporting goods store in Hillsdale and you might find some nerf balls to, you know, take care of that situation.”
“OMG, you’re such a butthead, however, Josh, what I’ hearing from our referee is that we will be just fine and we may actually have fun. Are you on board with this or have I gone through all this trouble for nothing?”
“OMG, you’re killing me, but I’m willing to give it a go. However, we’re out in a hurry if the stuff hits the fan, agreed? And by the way, maybe another beer Batgirl and OMG Derek, not a word of this to anyone, at least until it’s over.”
“Hey, no drama here. However, I may have a few conditions, Batgirl.”
“Hah, I thought you might, so let’s hear them. And by the way, I have captured your boner on film, so go ahead and lay out your conditions, Derek.”
“Hey, slow your black mailing role and hear me out. First of all, if I were the villain who captured Batgirl, I would remove her thigh high boots before I restrained her.”
“Hmmm, so we’re back to my bare legs, are we? Fine, go on.”
“Secondly, I insist on being here to witness Jaye’s work. You know, for your protection.”
“Hmmm, so you want to take a few photos on your own, huh? Fine, go on.”
“Well, again, if I were the villain and I had red rope and you’re wearing a black uniform that is trimmed out in yellow, then I might silence you with a red ball gag for the first half of the photo shoot and a yellow ball gag for the last half of the photo shoot. I mean, you’re all about color matching and stuff, right, Batgirl?”
“Hah, your conditions are noted and accepted. However, Jaye can tie my ankles, my knees and my upper body. I will not embarrass him by having him tie me up in the middle. So, roomie, you have been awfully quiet. Do you have anything to add or may I be excused back to my bedroom now?”
“Well, for starters, it sounds like someone has hacked my favorite folders and figured out that I like the boobs and rope thing. Other than that, I guess Derek’s conditions are fine. Batgirl is excused.”
“Fine, but if the two of you make a mess in here, you know, taking care of those things, you better clean it up and by that, I mean go outside and around the side of the garage. Batgirl is out.”
Alright then. Hallie Halloween has a Halloween party date, looks somewhat acceptable and only needs a few things to beef up her costume. And don’t get me wrong, this is only a little about me. This is about getting Josh and Carla to stop being all shy and to share a few intimate moments together.
End Hallie Halloween 01