Kalimaxos’ had an interesting story idea, “Just Once… If You Don’t Mind” about a wife who plans and executes her adultery in another country, under the auspices (unkowingly) of doctors without borders and writes her husband a sort of dear John letter… This is my ending, way, way, way over the top. As usual, no one under eighteen, any resemblance to anyone living or dead is ridiculous. This story is a fantasy, try not to drag too much reality into it. Tongue in cheek. If you don’t enjoy what I write, I invite you to write something yourself, or read something from the countless other aspiring authors in Literotica. Try to have fun with it. Keep your comments civil please. Keep all hands and feet in the ride…
Just Once, Hell Yeah I Do Mind
I’m reading the letter. The fuck me letter that she wrote me to let me know about her pre-planned adultery. After all these years… my marriage was in ruins. Funny about perception versus reality. I thought things were ok in my house and marriage. My perception… completely wrong! Why? Because one half of the marriage was basing her infidelity on incorrect or incomplete information. And she believed that I would never be so crass as to divorce her cheating ass. That’s her perception versus my reality check for her. She is going to have difficulty cashing that one! She’s been a very bad monkey! I’m going to fire her as my wife. Of course my emotional brain wants to fix everything back to the way it was. I think my emotions and my rational thought process was in flux and in a battle for my soul and heart. A battle that could not be won, but only fought. In romantic terms, the heart wants, what the heart wants… reality has a way of fucking up hopes and dreams. She had thrown her version of an IED (improvised explosive device) into the heart of our marriage; I was gonna have to do something radical to stem the blood from this emotional wound. I needed an emotional tourniquet, as it were. No use mucking about. I needed to face her and her paramour and not kill them… much as I was so sorely tempted to do so!
I looked at the woman my darling wife had “given me” as a consolation prize. My open marriage reward, or more likely, a way for my soon to be ex wife to assuage her own huge guilt! Lovely Leslie was staring at me with those beautiful eyes of hers. None of this shit was her fault at all. The fact that she had a crush on me was nice and flattering, but she was not my wife. I was so filled with righteous indignation I was gonna explode. But I should not allow my anger to spill over and hurt this woman who obviously has some real feelings for me, married or not! Hell this poor woman was taken advantage of twice, once by her husband and then by my wife. I was not going to hurt her further. I might revisit this lovely woman on my return, depending upon the outcome of my marriage mission.
Well fuck this shit. The time for action was at hand. “You will have to excuse me Leslie, but I gotta run. Say hi to your husband for me. I beg of you, if you hear from Marcy, say nothing to her about me, will you? I am sorry for bringing you into this mess. You have been nothing but kind, loving and beautiful! When I return, perhaps… we’ll see what transpires. Too many ‘ifs’ at this point, so plans are impossible. But thank you so much for your help and loving kindness.” I hugged her and she kissed me again and again! I showed her to the door. She spun on her heels and hugged me and kissed me some more. I automatically kissed her back without thinking. She was soft and supple and her big fat tits were smooshed into my chest. I could not help my instant physical reaction. I was hard as steel, and she ground herself against my dick, moaning a little. She dropped to her knees and pulled down my zipper. My steel hard dick betrayed me. She wanted me very badly, her husband be damned! Into her hot wet mouth I went. She was an expert cocksucker. She deepthroated me with ease. To be truthful, I wanted to fuck the shit out of this incredibly beautiful woman, but I had to know for sure 100% that my marriage was dead and just needed to be buried! The fact that she was married gave me pause as well, even though she and her husband seemed very ok with her fucking me. Questions for another day. I shot a huge load of sperm into her happy willing mouth. She made a show of her swallowing my spunk. She had a huge smile on her face.
“Be careful! I really do want to fuck you in the worst way. I know you have to do what you gotta do…but still be careful ok? Please come back to me, I really want you. No, more than that… I NEED you!” She kissed me in the way that only a woman in love can. She was crying. She touched my face gently with her hand. Her eyes were locked on mine. Tears fell down her cheeks. She turned and left. Her ass went this way and that as her perfect behind did that thing women do, that drives men crazy, and men just love it! I could watch her walk all day! She had a gorgeous behind! I watched her leave and close the door softly behind her. She looked back at me through the glass door and blew me a kiss. She was gone. I sat in amazement for several minutes. I was recovering from the delightful blowjob. Well, I guess I am no longer lily white in this mess.
There was someone banging on the back door. I thought Leslie had come back to torment me some more with her curves and super willingness to fuck my brains out, but it was Jenny Harshly with her big boobs and blonde hair. She had been crying. I apparently have the superpower to make women cry, not an ability I wanted at all! Her mascara was a mess and her eyes were puffy. She looked at me and she was lusting for me from the very first instant.
“Jenny, what’s the matter? Did your ex come back to hit you again? Why the tears?”
“I’m crying for you Rick. I work at the hospital with your wife. I’m not the type of person that butts into other people’s lives, but I can’t stand by another second. Rick, your wife is having an affair with one of the doctors. I have had only circumstantial evidence up until the other day, but I caught them fucking in one of the empty patient rooms. I videoed it for you, secretly. I think she is planning on being with this fucker when they do this ‘doctors without borders’ thing. They may be saving lives, but I have a great suspicion that they are going to fuck each other the whole time away from you! I picked up some of their pillow talk, and they were very disrespectful of you Rick. I don’t think your wife even loves you anymore. I am so sorry… I went through much the same thing with my ex husband. Here is the memory stick with the evidence on it. I think your wife and my ex husband are a lot alike. He claimed he loved me, but took out a second mortgage and took off with all the money! I think I might lose the house. Could you rent a room for me and my two children? I could do the chores your wife won’t be doing when she leaves. There is one last thing. I have really strong feelings for you Rick. I will do anything for you. Anything at all!” She wrapped her arms around me and lips and kisses and then she was on her knees begging me and all of a sudden my cock was in her mouth and she was going to town on it! Her head was bobbing up down very fast as she was going to suck my gonads through my dick. Her shirt and bra were off and her huge tits were amazing, jiggling this way and that as she skullfucked herself with my granite hard dick! Her and my pants vanished someplace, and I was shocked as she had me on top of her, and my rigid dick was going to burst inside her tight little cunt. She was coming again and again on my cock. She pushed a huge nipple into my mouth and I went crazy sucking on her huge tits. I was going to come!
“Gonna COME!” I warned her. She didn’t slow down at all! She WANTED my come. She wanted me. She was a lifetime younger than me, but she didn’t give a shit about that at all. She gave herself to me unconditionally.
“Shoot it in my hot cunt! I want to make you happy with a baby! Or maybe two! Fuck me Rick! Oh yeah! Oh my god, coming again! I love you Rick. Oh my god, I should not have told you that.” She held me close as we basked in the aftermath of the wild fucking. I think Jenny is quite sincere in what she said. She can’t wait to fuck me again. I think she might love me, at least a little. What the hell, she probably loves me a lot. She won’t stop kissing me and she seems to be trying to fuck me to death!
“So will you take me and the kids in? I will never treat you badly, never disrespect you. I will love you until I die. I know you like my kids and they both like you. What do you say? Ditch the bitch, I’ll take care of my man forever!” She gave me a look that melted my heart. She was no gold digger. She was gonna give herself to me totally. How did this happen? She and I had barely known each other, but she had apparently wanted me for a long time. What a wonderful woman.
“Jenny, that was pure amazing. But… I have to give her one last chance. I’ll make a call to the bank. I’ll buy your mortgage note, and we will discuss the other things. Think about this. Could you or would you, be able to share me with another deserving woman, or maybe even two? I doubt that she would be long term, and maybe you might even find a young man who would interest you more than me. I am just trying to be honest with you here. There is a young woman who needs my help as much as you do.” She was not liking my admission at all.
“But before all these plans take place… I must try to get my wife to listen to me, one last time, to see if we can get back to where we were. If not… Well, we will discuss this some more. Get your mortgage paperwork for me and I will make a call. I’m going to be gone for a few days. It’s really important for you to know… if anyone asks I’m going to a friend’s house for a poker game ok? That’s all you have to say, ok? Promise me you will cover for me please! It’s vitally important to me, ok? By the way, you are fantastic.” I kissed her, and she almost devoured me! “Here is my lawyer’s private cell number. Call him in about an hour, see if he needs any information. He’s going to fix things with the bank. Well, I am gonna ask him to do so, and I pay him lots of money, so he probably will get it done.” Jenny attacked me and kissed me again and again at least a few hundred times. She was on her knees and trying to blow me again. I lifted her up and kissed her.
“Soon Jenny. I gotta bunch of things to do. Here is his phone number. Call him if he doesn’t call you. See you soon.”
“Ok Rick. I will take care of you when you get back. If I must share you, I will, but it would be great not to! I want you to be happy Rick. Happy with me!” She beamed. Damn she is a very beautiful woman that wants me to have her for my own. I gotta make those phone calls. First thing, I called the lawyer and told him what I wanted to happen. This is right up his alley, and I know that he can fix it. I have other things that need to be done STAT. The lawyer got his orders and promised to get it done. That’s why I pay him so dearly. One less thing for me to worry about. My guy costs a bunch, but he is worth every penny I pay him.
I dug out my special phone and checked it. Battery was still charged! I made a few calls to Washington and Langley. Time to call in some big favors. Then I needed to talk with my friend Robert in the pentagon. We had to discuss my itinerary. I hope the charger was working for the encrypted phone. My plan was coming together very quickly. I can’t help thinking it’s a really stupid plan, but I don’t have time for perfection here. This has to be done as soon as humanly possible if I am actually going to save my marriage. I’m not sure anything that I can do will save it, but I am a fucking Colonel in the US Army. If I can’t get it done, then it is impossible.
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“Rick, the only way I can get you there that fast is with a halo jump. It seems kinda stupid to risk it for this bitch. And you are not exactly a spring chicken anymore Colonel. Why bother?” Rob said with no emotion. I was talking to my friend in the big five sided building.
“Shock and awe. Hit first, hit hard, get out. Plausible denial. I want to be back in the land of milk and honey before the local cops even get the first call. I am trying to give her one last chance. If she takes it, fine. If not… Well, there are other plans in the works. Either way, I gotta be back at your weekly poker night by midnight or so, at least on paper. Can you make this happen?”
“Of course I’ll get it done. There just happens to be a ghost in the very same hotel as your spouse on a…different matter. Do you mind bringing back a case with you?”
“Straight to Langley?” I asked.
“No, I am gonna get one of their spooks to pick it up. Your old girlfriend Deirdre Kline. She can take care of it. She is in the game. She takes my money now and then.”
“What about my extraction?” I needed to know.
“Marine chopper to a private airport, and a jet back to Washington. My car will be at the airport. Don’t lose my keys! Get to the game and prepare to lose your money. I feel lucky. Try not to spatter yourself on the halo jump.” Rob sounded genuinely concerned. “Rick, we could do this by chopper instead.”
“No time, and I would be seen. Twice as much chance of getting caught. One chopper flight out is much easier to pull off. And you know there are some idiots that have missiles that can take out a chopper very easily. I am trying to minimize the risk here, not maximize it!”
“Rick, this isn’t a video game. If you fuck up the halo jump-” he started to say.
“-Well if I do fuck up, you know that I won’t complain at least!” I said jokingly.
“I think you should reconsider Rick. Is Marcy worth risking life and limb for? I will support you no matter what, but my heartfelt advice? Ditch the bitch.”
“I gotta do this. It has to be now. I am sorry to ask you for all this help Rob, but you have always been one of my ‘go-to’ guys. I will owe you big time.” I thanked him.
“Hey, you’re bringing the case back, it helps me with the spooks and I am happy to justify everything that you need for that. They might pin a medal on you. They should have given you the Medal of Honor for the way you saved me and the other guys! And you sent a bunch of those fuckers to ‘Fuck-you-stan’ heaven.” We had been in too many close calls and tough scrapes to count. It was a miracle that we were both alive.
“I was just doing my job. And I got to return all that C4 to those bastards who were using it on us. That was very rewarding! By the way, what’s in the case?”
“None of your beeswax. None of mine either. But it must be something interesting for them to do this and not blink an eye. You know how they are. For all we know it could be a ham sandwich and a big test of loyalty.” The CIA was very weird about some things, but not loyalty. That was sacrosanct. Where lives hung by a thread, who could you trust really mattered.
“Our’s is not to reason why, ours is but to do or die!”
“Hey, no dying here Rick. For the record, I gotta say what you are doing is stupid. I could easily drum up some local talent and make them both disappear, or wish they were dead.” I bet he would do it for me in a heartbeat.
“There is some local talent after them. A catch and release outfit that works for the cartel. Is that your doing?” I asked him.
“On the contrary. I’ve been paying for a heavy police presence to prevent this kidnapping thing from happening. Those cartel guys kidnap anyone that they think they can jack up for money. You would not believe how much it costs to get the police to do their own fucking job. There’s a hundred guys in and around the hotel paid to keep doctor dick and your wife safe and sound. It costs even more when they go to do the operations in the field.”
“Which is the reason I gotta do this stupid halo jump. I don’t want to get caught. I don’t want to even be seen. So I drop by my wife and the good doctor, we have a little discussion, you know… a bit of quality time! Then I get the case, and chopper out, transfer to the jet at the LZ, and come back to take more of your money at the card game. If all goes well, I’m never seen, except for my soon to be ex wife and her fuckface doctor. I really do want to give her one last chance. After that, well they will be in for a little adventure!”
“You’re risking your life for this bitch. Is she gonna be worth it in the end?”
“Do you have a bathroom Robert?”
“Of course. Four of them in my mini mansion”
“In the morning, do you look into that mirror? What do you see?”
“Ok, ok. I get the point. You have to look yourself in the mirror. My question is still valid.”
“What do you think I have been asking myself for the last twenty hours? We have many years together. She was a great mother to my children. I am still in love with her… well in love with the memory of her anyway. She gave me an ultimatum. I’m gonna return the favor, except I am going ramp up the consequences a million times. I will also offer her amnesty and a way back, if she wants to take it. That’s for my conscience as much as for her. She doesn’t understand her own situation either. I am not going to let her know about the kidnapping.” I thought “Surprise!”
“Don’t kill the doctor. He has been doing some very good surgical work. The company was very insistent on that. Plus it creates an abundance of loose ends. I hate loose ends.”
“I understand. He will be able to continue to work. But he will be in some pain!”
“Perfect! Don’t fuck up the halo jump. You do realize the guys that do the halo jumping are in their twenties.”
“You’ll know if the hotel gets a new skylight. Thanks for setting this up for me. I guess I better get goin’ before I come to my senses.” I got going. Stupid plan, but it was short notice, and I had to try one last time.
-Call ended-
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The jet ride was pretty quick, even with the refueling in the air. The jump was at midnight and I was just a little bit scared. The hotel was a decent size, nine stories. But it was still not a big target. If I fucked up, then there was gonna be hell to pay. Plus I might get killed. The drop window was all of three seconds. Fuck it! No risk, no reward. The jump master asked me three times if I wanted to abort.
“Sargent, if you ask me that one more time, I’m going to make it a tandem jump and drop you first.”
“I don’t have a chute!”
“So it might be a bit painful. Just get me in the drop zone and forget that you ever saw me!” I said.
“Ok Colonel. Godspeed to you. Coming up to the DZ in thirty seconds. On my mark. Ten, nine, eight, check air supply and harness, five, four, three, two, Geronimo, bye bye Colonel.” I was in pitch black with just my oxygen supply and freezing free fall. The rush of wind was crazy intense, My mask was iced over on the inside. Not good! I hit the blue button and the mask quickly cleared. I opened the suit wings. I probably looked like a flying squirrel! I aimed at the big building, but from sixty thousand feet it was a very tiny dot on my helmet screen. I might die doing this dumb stunt, but so what! Fuck it. I’m on the glide path twelve miles away from my destination. Computer says go, four green lights. Five minutes to get there. I used the laser at the building roof. I was getting a phone call. Now? I tapped the helmet. What the fuck? Probably trying to sell me something.
“Hello.”
“Saw your beacon Colonel. Do you see mine?” There was a red dot on the building. It was my target. I was flying at about a hundred and twenty miles an hour. This was going to be very difficult and close. It was a dart game and I was the dart! Failure was not a good option.
“Red dot. Be there in a few minutes. Package ready for delivery?” I asked.
“Yes. As soon as your little tea party is over, the chopper will be here. They cannot and will not wait!”
“Understood. I’m pulling the cord now. Ugh!” Three gees from zero gravity sucks. Hurts everywhere, but I am just complaining to myself. I asked for this ‘halo’ stupidity and for very good reasons. It was necessary to the plan.
“Rotate right. You’re on the line. Touchdown in five seconds. Bend your knees. Four, three, two, pull up, flare out. I got you.” He practically caught me in the air. I was on the roof, bagging my chute and oxygen canister. I was out of the jump harness in less than twenty seconds. Then off with the flight suit. My contact had a nice convenient box for my flight suit. I was gonna be back in the thing when the chopper arrived. All flight materials went back in the chopper. No evidence of the jump was to remain. Nothing! I was not here. I was a continent away losing cash in a friendly card game.
We were on the stairs. They were on the eighth floor. He gave me a key, and a blackjack. I wouldn’t need that, but he was kind enough to offer it to me.
“Don’t kill them!” He hissed at me. Like I was some kind of amateur.
“No worries. Hell of a thrill ride. Next time I’m gonna take first class, and fly the friendly skies. Lots easier. Thanks for the wonderful help.” I told him.
“Don’t forget your part of the deal. One hour only. Chopper is confirmed. They are on the way. By the way, I love the tuxedo. Very James Bond-ish. No traces! Here’s some gloves. One hour, don’t forget, back to the roof. See you soon.” He left me at their door. I used the electronic key. I walked into the room. Surprise!
She was just kissing him. I punched him in the face and broke his nose. Knocked him out with one punch. I kicked him in the balls three times, very hard. I was wearing latex gloves to leave no traces. I was gonna hit him again but he was out cold. No fun in that. I wanted to wake him up so I could beat the shit outa him, but there was no time for fun. I was gonna try to save my marriage to this slut.
My darling wife was standing there naked and unmoving as she saw me kick her paramour’s ass in just three seconds flat. I turned to her and slapped her face, hard with an open hand. I picked her up and put her on the disgusting bed. I spanked her ass as she cried out. Ten open handed smacks on each beautiful asscheek. I did not exactly hold back. It was either this or I was gonna kill her. I figured the spanking might provide her some insight into how fucking angry I was. She deserved every smack on her ass! She probably deserved quite a few more, but I was pressed for time.
“No, no, no! You can’t be here. Stop! Ouch! You fucker. I’ll, I’ll…” is all she said.
“You’ll what? Cry some more?” I finished her corporal punishment. A simple spanking did not absolve her from her disgusting defiant adultery. But I gotta say, I felt a little better! What surprised me was she was smiling and dripping from her cheating cunt. I bet the fucking bitch enjoyed her spanking!
“Ok now that you have been chastised, we can have a little chat. You have some very quick decisions to make. You have basically destroyed our marriage. The cute little letter was a very nice coup de gras. Gutted me. Killed me. But I gotta try one last time before we call it done. If you apologize for your actions, and lies, and pack your shit and get on a plane, we can try to resurrect our marriage. This doesn’t mean that I have forgiven you. It means that for all the good times and effort you gave over the years, I am willing to go to therapy and try to work out our differences. This is your very last chance, ever. If you choose not to do as I have specified, then you will never, ever see me again. Here are the divorce papers. They will be filed in the morning if the lawyer doesn’t hear back from me. So do you want to continue as my wife or not? Just so you know, doctor asshole here is planning to dump your ass in the next couple of days. So you won’t be getting married, or even living together with this predator. You have two seconds to decide. If you really do love me, that should be more than enough time. Well? This is your very last chance.” I saw her tense up, and right then and there, she killed off our marriage. I saw it in her face.
“I told you what I was gonna do, I am still going to-” she was still intent on her own plan. Too bad. I had given her a chance. Time to get the fuck out.
“-I’ll take that as a ‘NO’ then. Give me your left hand.” I took it.
“No! Listen to me…” she started her litany again. I grabbed her hand and very roughly removed her rings. I turned to her and gave her a kiss. Her breath stank of semen. Yuck. That’s irrelevant now though. I handed her my ring. Her eyes got very wide open. Yes, now she was seeing what her betrayal was going to cost her. I guess she just did not care anymore. Fuck her. We are done. Her betrayal was complete and total as far as I was concerned. She was no longer my wife. We only needed to finish the paperwork. What a terrible way to end things.
“One question for you. Did you ever really love me, or maybe it was all just goddamn bullshit? You had to know what your little escapade was going to do to me. I am actually surprised that you still chose him. That tells me that you obviously don’t have any respect for me, and I wasted my time giving you one last chance. All communication from here on out is through the lawyers. What a perfect piece of shit you have become. Take a good look at your former husband. It will be the last time you ever see me. Fuck you forever slut! Have a nice day. You will be served again in the states. Sign it, or I will let the lawyers have their fun with you. I have some long enough lovely videos and glossy 8 by 10s of you and dickless here. What a miserable fucking cunt you turned out to be.” The way she acted turned my stomach.
“Goodbye,” I said it dispassionately, but I was anything but! I got up and got my ass out of there. As the door was closing, I heard her screaming. Too little, too late, too bad, roll the credits, our movie was done. I ran down the hall to get away from the skank. My wife had betrayed me and my heart was broken, but I had done everything I could do to save our marriage. It was time to get the fuck out. I had a job to do.
“Wait, Rick wait-” she was screaming. Fuck the bitch. The door was closed. In more ways than one, the door was closed. Permanently! I made my way to the rooftop with five minutes to spare. I was broken all over again. But she had actually made my decision lots easier by her actions and her response. I had gone the last mile to give her her last chance and she shit on my love for her. Fuck the doctor and fuck the bitch. Wait until she gets her little surprise party!
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Up on the hotel roof, “After the helo ride to the airport that doesn’t exist, onto a jet that isn’t there, and a fast flight (except for the midair refuel that won’t take place) you will be back in D.C. You will be at a weekly poker game losing money. Are we clear?” He was going over the plan one more time. I was chatting with my local contact, just catching up. It’s always good to go over the plan, even if it’s a simple one. Hell, it was my own plan, but it is still good to go over the particulars.
“Got you some real Colombian coffee. Sounds like you need some. I’m sorry that things didn’t work out. All this effort for nothing!” He said to me. He handed me a cup of really good coffee.
“Oh no. It was for something. I can honestly say that I was willing to do anything for her, to go the extra mile-” I was trying to put lipstick on my soon to be divorced pig (metaphorically speaking) when my friend interrupted.
“-More like what? Six thousand miles extra. Your wife had her chances. Some woman from the state department was down there. Diedre Kline had a little chat with her this afternoon. I think she told your wife that you would never accept her bullshit, and she had better straighten up and fly right. It did not end well. Local cops showed up. Cost thirty thousand dollars to keep it quiet. So your wife was warned multiple times. After the chit chat, Deirdre flew back to DC. She doesn’t like your wife at all.” No kidding. She despises my soon to be ex. I knew who she was. She was my CIA and special forces buddy. She… she loved me and I loved her, but except for some oral sex, which was fantastic by the way, she and I had never consummated our love for each other. I was still married to an illusion. Well that illusion was gone now. This was war now. Something I had a passing acquaintance with.
“I had to try. I was still in love with her then. Now that I have seen her in his room naked…and she didn’t want to come back… well that’s it then. I gave her one last chance. She has always loved me, but now I see her feelings for me… are gone. Done and finished. But at least I have made the effort. I feel like I have moved heaven and earth to get my ass down here… for nothing. Shit, shit, shit.” I was still upset about losing my wife to a piece of shit doctor who moonlights as a predator. I really enjoyed punching his lights out. I should have killed him. But I would have created too many loose ends.
“I’m so sorry. I…” he shut up. I motioned it was really ok.
“It is what it is. I can’t make her love me again. Hey, we had a pretty good run. We have two beautiful, wonderful kids. Lot’s of good years together. I wouldn’t trade that for anything. Time to go, move on. Life goes on. At least I tried my best. Thank you for all your hard work and effort on my behalf. Is that the chopper? Wow, that’s really quiet.” The chopper was in whisper mode, and hardly made any noise at all! We shook hands. I owed him now. That’s the way it works. The left hand always washes the right. Favors for favors. I was in his debt now. I’m not sure if the case buys me anymore favors or not, but who knows. I wonder what’s in the fuckin’ thing?
“Don’t forget the case. Do not forget. You are the Mushroom. Kept in the dark in bullshit. Your company contact is ‘butter’. She also knows your mother’s maiden name is ‘Goldstone’.”
“My mother’s maiden name was Warren.”
“Not today it’s not. Just remember ‘Goldstone’. If she says Warren, abort the hand off and try not to get killed. You understand me? If she says anything but Goldstone, she is not one of us! Got it? Take the Glock to keep you company. Try not to use it. Too many loose ends. I hate loose ends.” Does everyone say that?
“I got it. Crystal clear, no Goldstone, no hand off. Don’t use my Glock unless I have to. Call when I get back to the land of milk and honey. No loose ends.Too bad I was never here, ’cause the coffee is excellent!” I said.
“So you’re one of us now? Company man?” He asked.
“Don’t know what you are talking about. I am retired.”
“Good man. Good answer too. Careful with the case. Goldstone! See you around.”
I was on the chopper and the pilot just said “Hi, get comfy Colonel.. ” The chopper was dark except for the instruments. I got back into my flight suit. I was going back home, but my dirty cheating wife was not coming back home with me. EVER. It just sucked. I had given her every opportunity to be my wife again and she chose the creep over me. So be it. At this point, I was gonna “Ditch the Bitch” for sure now. I had really tried. God knows that I have tried and tried. I have to try to put it behind me. Put her behind me. I’m gonna miss the fucking bitch. Aw fuck it. It is what it is.
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Washington was waiting for my arrival. Guess who was my contact? I did not need any codes or maiden names. Diedra was horny, and so was I, so we just needed her bed. Her hotel room was nice and close by. Thank goodness for small favors. She and I made up for lost time. I had wanted her for years, and she felt the same for me. Her nipples were hard as rocks. She sucked me hard and she jumped up on top! We only had one hour. She had to get back to the company boys at Langley, and I had to get to the poker game quickly for my alibi, so she and I fucked like rabid bunnies. I felt free. For the first time in quite some time, I was just…free! She exploded in her orgasm and two seconds later I filled her with my jism. We kissed and kissed. Then she had to go, and I had to go as well. I gave her the case, and she handed me a thick Manila envelope. We kissed and hugged one more time and that was it.
“You gotta know by now. I am deeply in love with you Rick. I guess I always have been. I am sorry about your pain and your divorce, but I must be truthful… I am so happy to get another shot at loving you! It’s like my prayers have been answered. I am going to love you as much as you will let me.” She beamed at me.
“Dee, I gotta be honest here. I do love you. I am also involved with two younger women who absolutely love me and need me. I don’t know what to do about that. This all came out when I got the letter. Leslie next door is in a seriously abusive relationship with her so-called husband. He makes her fuck other men. She is afraid of him. And the other woman is Jenny Harshly, her husband abandoned her and her two small children. He wiped her out. She begged me to take her in. She has been in love with me for years and years, and she is in a lot of trouble. She has promised to love me and take care of me till she is dead. Would you be amenable to sharing me? I want to take care of all of you, and I suspect that the two women being so beautiful and young will probably find younger men and leave me. That only leaves you.”
“What makes you think I want to hang around a broken down has-been like you? Maybe I’ll find a good young man myself?” Dee said with a straight face.
“Yeah, what was I thinking. Well thank you for your honesty. I love you.” I turned to go.
“RICK! You move one more step and I will shoot your ass! Get over here and kiss me you asshole. I am totally in love with you. If I gotta share you with two bimbos, so be it. I have a bit of a confession for you, maybe you won’t want me. I am bisexual. I like girls too. So this would not be any kind of a problem for me, but maybe for them. Why don’t we all get together and fuck? See if you can do three sexy beautiful women? We will be feeding you viagra sandwiches and cialis shakes!” She beamed at me.
“At least I will die with a big smile on my face! I love you so much Deirdre. I always knew about the bisexuality. I never thought that we would need to discuss it. We were usually trying to not get killed and complete our mission if I recall correctly.”
“So the new mission is to make Rick and three women happy and loved. Piece of cake. I gotta go. So do you. Kiss me one more for the road, I love you Rick” we kissed like we meant it!
“I love you too. Bye for now.” I was outa there. Pretty damn good loving considering this was our first time! We jammed a lot into that one hour.
I- 495 was almost empty at night, so I was moving, but I slowed down. No speeding. Too many damn traffic cameras. Too many loose ends! Gotta blend in. Take it easy.
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“Man, it’s good to see you! Did you take care of the package?” My friend Robert asked me.
“Yup. It’s on it’s way over to Langley… I gave her the case. She gave me a packet of dirty pictures.” Surprise surveillance from the agency. Damn crystal clear photos I did not want to see. My wife’s fun with doctor dickless. I had looked. Fuck me. It still hurts badly inside. She… betrayed me so badly.
“They’re for the lawyer. You were not supposed to look at them.” My friend Rob was trying to make it easy on me, but I had to look for myself. It had only hardened my growing resolve. There was no marriage. She had killed it, and she did not care about me at all. I guess I just don’t have what it was that she was looking for. The way she fucked that bastard left the taste of death in my mouth.
“Too late! But Dee and I took care of business. It’s all good.” It was not all good at all. But Deirdre was fantastic. Funny how things worked out. I went from having a dirty skank that didn’t love me, to having three women who would each do anything for me. They might fuck me to death, but I would die with a big smile on my face!
“Hey I almost forgot to tell you. You have a lunch meeting on Friday with the undersecretary.” He said that so casually, like it was nothing.
“Me? Under Secretary Of defense? DOD? That undersecretary? Why? I’m just another retired veteran.” I was just a bit nervous. Scared actually.
“Yes. That undersecretary, in line to be THE Secretary Of Defense! She is grateful for what you did, and she is shocked that you put your little project together in a matter of hours. Apparently she has been watching you for quite a few years now, and she wants to chat with you. You lucky bastard!” He gave me the eye, like I had won the lottery or something.
“Hey, you put it all together.” Which was true.
“I didn’t jump out of a perfectly good airplane at sixty thousand feet in the air in the middle of the night and land on a rooftop! I just made a few calls to the folks that you told me to. And here we are. Semi-successful!”
“Hey, it is what it is. May I crash on your sofa? I have had a really rough day. That case made me feel very wary. ” I asked.
“Sure, go lay down. I’m still gonna whup your ass at poker, but not now. I’ll get you up n’ ready for lunch at the pentagon. Hey, are you gonna bang her?”
“Am I gonna bang the undersecretary of defense? Are you insane?”
“I gotta say, she’s a damn fine looking woman. She’s married to another nice looking woman too. And if she is good enough for the president, then…”
“-Allegedly! The woman was convicted without a trial as far as I’m concerned.”
“She still has her job. She’s not gonna get any more invites to the White House parties anytime soon! I just want to know if you are going to ball her. I won’t tell anyone, you know that!” We both laughed our heads off. “But I want details. I live vicariously through you, you ghost you.” He was laughing at me like a hyena.
“I don’t think I have to worry about banging her. She’s a vagitarian you know.” I knew she had a blonde wife.
“Just because she PREFERS eating vaginas don’t mean she doesn’t want some colonel meat now and then. I’m betting you a dollar that she wants to taste your meat.” He was just going on and on.
“You have finally lost it. She probably has no idea who I am, or what I have ever accomplished. I’ve been in the private sector for years now.”
“The outfit that you have worked for as an analyst for all these years is a subsidiary of THE company. You guys do what we cannot do by law. You have been kept on the mostly sunshine side of the business. The black operations side is very, very quiet and quick. Care to guess who they really report to?”
“If you say the undersecretary then I will scream. It makes no sense. Shouldn’t my company report to the CIA then? I mean directly? This chain of command is all wrong from top to bottom.”
“Your company is a liaison. It’s a go between for the agency and the defense department. But on very important stuff, neither the agency or DOD is calling the shots. Want to take a wild guess who it is? Don’t forget, you guys do what we’re not allowed to do. Stuff with no paper trail. Everything is strictly on a real need-to-know basis, and then you better forget everything. Jumogatu is a good example.”
“He died of a heart attack in a hospital,” I said rather unknowingly. “Didn’t he?” I just had a rethink. Woah, what if he had help?
“Sure he did.”
“You’re saying we had something to do with it?”
“Now why would I say that?” he said with a look.
“I had no idea. I know he and the US were not on the best of terms, and he was courting both the Chinese and the Russians for nuclear weapons development. You’re saying my company, on the black ops side, took him out?”
“I’m not gonna say two words about it. He died of natural causes.” His smirk was undeniable. Damn! We did that?
“Jesus, you make us sound like the Mission Impossible crew.” I said.
“Movie stars. Your company gets shit done and nobody ever knows a thing about it. That’s why as a liaison between the two operations, the chain of command becomes rather um… fuzzy,” he explained.
“I get it. Plausible deniability for the agency and the defense department and ultimately the White House. Nobody knows shit. So, you’re gonna run me over to the Pentagon?”
“Car is gonna pick you up and you are going to a house in Chevy Chase. The place is very well guarded. I doubt a groundhog could get in without it being seen. You are my hero. You aren’t even fully divorced and a gorgeous woman wants to fuck you. You lucky bastard.”
“You gotta know that I’m not over the collapse of my marriage yet. I mean it hasn’t been even twenty-four god damned hours.”
“I don’t throw stones, but I am aware that you already um… ‘celebrated’ with your old girlfriend. I’m not condemning here, I am just in awe. If you don’t want to go, I would be very happy to go there for you! I have always wondered if her tits were real or store bought.” My friend was yanking my chain. She had massive honkers. No way are those perfect tits natural! I highly doubt I would have a chance to find out one way or the other.
“Well I will ask her for you. But unless I grow a pair of tits and a pussy, I don’t think she has any interest in me that way. She is a lesbian. She is married to a woman. I guess I am just gonna have to account for my personal little chat with my soon-to-be ex-wife and her boyfriend. I thought you and I kept it all very low key.”
“Nope. She doesn’t give a shit about your problems. She has her own shit to deal with. More to do with that case you delivered I would imagine. You were in and out of there in less than three hours, and nobody saw you enter or leave. Not only that, but you have an airtight alibi for the entire time of the occurrence. And you fucked the damned courier! You are definitely my ‘favorite spy ever.’ You are still my favorite hero that doesn’t exist. Fuckin’ ghost!” He giggled like a schoolgirl.
“Man, your imagination does run wild. I’ve been right here losing money on poker. Let’s have a nice Colombian coffee before I face the she-wolf and she eats me up.”
“You’re dreaming. She is a vagitarian. She is playing for the other team.”
“TO DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM!” I started singing the old song.
“Don’t quit your day job.”
“Don’t have one. I’m retired, remember?”
“Sure, sure. Kiss her for me. And I want details! Juicy details!” He grinned at me like an idiot.
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Just then one of the encrypted phones rang. “Ski here… say WHAT! Are you sure? When? Do you have eyes on them now? I was not exactly expecting this so soon. I’ll take care of it. Do not lose them. Don’t try any rescue. We have a team prepared already… yes, fine job, take care of our guys. Don’t attempt a rescue! That is a direct order! We will take care of the situation. Tell your guys, job well done. I’ll get back to you tomorrow.”
“Your wife and doctor dickless were abducted two hours ago. He was trying to purchase some illicit drugs, and his security guard was knocked out. The guard is in the hospital with a severe concussion. The secondary team was not quick enough, but they had tracking devices on the couple and followed them back into the jungle. They have eyes on them now. The kidnappers have about thirty guys, well armed and are trying to reach you and the doctors team to get some ransom money. We have a team in place for this, as you and I discussed before. I am sorry to tell you, but your wife is getting laid by the bad guys.”
“All THIRTY OF THEM?” I found this to be somewhat ironic that my darling wife in search of sexual fulfillment was getting gangbanged by a bunch of jungle mercenaries. Karma is always a bitch!
“Um… I am actually not sure. But well…um… maybe. I’m sorry!” He said quietly.
“Well, she is a slut. I think she might enjoy it. At least the first ten or fifteen! So the rest of the rescue plan is a go?” We were prepared for this eventuality.
“Yes sir. Awaiting your say so.” Ski wanted my brass ass on the line for this as well as his own. No problem! I had broad shoulders, and I would accept the risk. Everyone on my team was a volunteer. They were absolutely the best at what they do.
“Do it! Hit hard, hit fast, get in and get out. Make it work Ski.”
“It’s a done deal sir. I have to make a few calls. Don’t forget your Friday meeting with the UNSEC. I want details!” He had it all under control, as best anyone could have.
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Chevy Chase was very well to do. Every home was really nice and there wasn’t a single blade of grass that was out of place in the whole town. The UNSEC had a gorgeous home with a red brick pillar and iron fence all the way around. Probably belonged to Uncle Sam. Dogwood trees were in full bloom and it looked like something out of Architecture Digest, it was so beautiful. Everyone was in a suit, and all of them were armed to the teeth. I counted seven guards, and two women guards as well. All with automatic weapons. I was searched before I entered the compound. They held onto my Glock for me. Everyone kept shaking my hand and congratulating me. Everyone said thank you. What the hell? This was supposed to be a secret. I might as well have called the Washington Post. So much for security. Well maybe these guys were privy to stuff too. Should still be quiet about it though.
She was at the door waiting to greet me. “I have been so looking forward to meeting you, General. I am honored by your presence.” She was a great looking beautiful black woman. She has a perfect hourglass figure. I must have been staring, as I could not remember a woman that looked so beautiful, so perfect. She was built, and her face… she had the face of an angel.
“I am honored as well, but Ma’am, I’m not a general. I am a colonel, and I’m retired from military service. I have been in the private sector for years.”
“Not any more. I am drafting you sir. And you are hereby appointed to a general rank of one star. You are reactivated effective immediately. I have some good news and bad news for you. We are forming up a training base to make sure our black operations teams are working up to their full capabilities. We want you to run the entire training operation, and we will be getting you full and complete cooperation from every branch of the armed forces. You are going to be finishing school for ghosts. Officially, you are only a rest and recuperation facility that has no rolls, no records, no grades, no policies and no knowledge of anything at all. Nobody knows shit about this, and if all goes well, never will. You are going on a desert vacation. I understand that you have had a bit of difficulty with your wife. I am very sorry. We have a packet of photos of her and her paramour, a gift to you and your divorce lawyer.”
“I have received a packet, but it was a gift from the Langley boys I think.”
“Well those fucking little weasels! Stealing my thunder! Well now you have a few more dirty pictures. Don’t look at them, it will just hurt. I am sorry about your loss. One nice thing, you could use a JAG officer for your divorce if you want. You know we have some damned fine lawyers! Now about your new job,” she looked at me.
“The bad news is that the camp will be in Nevada in the middle of nowhere without much to do. You will never get any help. You are on your own. I guess they are putting you out there to forget about you, but your mission is absolutely critical. We need men who have the ability to make things happen, get shit done, and never ever get caught. Other spies have a hand in the cookie jar, you guys will take over the bakery! If you are doing the job correctly, our objectives will be met with success and no matter what they say, you will have made it look accidental, or natural causes, or maybe someone else will eventually get caught and be blamed. You are going to be training ghosts. I have more bad news. Because you are DOD, you report to the joint chiefs and me. However, you are still employed by the company that you work for now. That is a cover, but it is also a fact. They will still send you information for your analysis. So sorry about that. But you will be paid as if you never left! The other small business is that you once worked for the CIA, and retired from that. Not anymore. You are a full fledged member of their team, a company man. This CIA job is of course a secret! This means another real paycheck. I don’t know what kind of shit they have in store for you, but you gotta be firm. You are in charge, not them. So the fact is, you will be receiving four pay checks. But really you have only one job that you are 100% responsible for, and I, or the Joint Chiefs are your only real employer.
The last check is from the joint chiefs account. You are going to be listed as a gopher. No rank associated with this job, but you will probably make about two hundred thousand a year. I can’t emphasize this enough, this is your only true job. You are going to be the first front line black ops liaison and training officer for the agency and the entire defense department. That means all black operations!
Let me be clear, here. You are going to finish the job training these brave men and women. You will teach them whatever they need to know to get the job done, and done well. If you don’t think a guy can cut it, or maybe he needs more basic training, then you will either ship them back to get the job done right or maybe fix it yourself. You will determine a candidate’s fitness by whatever means you decide. I leave it up to you things like dress code and so forth. Everyone who is in the program will be aware of your General’s rank, but you decide how you are going to be addressed. I am also going to get some former marines for a security detail for my new favorite general.” She was smiling at me like she was gonna eat me.
“There will be a jump school and a survival camp for the desert that all personnel will be put through. That will have records and so on. You are going to be in charge of those things, but we will have plenty of instructors for that. You run the instructors. None of this exists. You understand?” I nodded. “Your non-existent budget is a minimum of five million dollars. If you need more, or something special, use the fancy phone and call me. No damn paper trail. If anyone wants to know, you are my boy toy, and we are your mistresses. Both my wife and I. I am actually going to like this cover story. I think you are a very beautiful man. Do you have any questions for me?” She was slowly unbuttoning her blouse. Her hooters came slowly into view still in her heavy duty bra. Wow, they were fucking huge!
“Las Vegas is relatively close by. How am I supposed to keep the boys from going there?” I asked her the dumbest question ever.
“Just the opposite. You are going to knock over the casinos as a graduation test. You have to return the money however. If I am sending a man to the Kremlin to dig up some information that we need, I gotta know that he can do the job. We have made arrangements for this, and the casinos are very well compensated for their trouble.” She was taking off her dress. Her eyes never left mine.
“Well, now that the important shit is done, why on earth did you do a night time halo jump. Are you fucking nuts?” She looked at me.
“I don’t know what you are talking about. I was winning a poker game in Washington on the alleged night in question.”
“I didn’t say anything about what night it was. Hah! Caught you. Now you have to kiss me as punishment.” She leaned forward and we kissed. It was hot. Her plump lips tasted amazing. Damn! I wanted her badly. Fucked up marriage be damned! She was all great curves and amazing lips. They were perfect for kissing, plump and delicious.
“I don’t feel punished enough. Better kiss me again.” I told her. She kissed me again. Her dark brown skin was perfect. She had her jet black hair in loose curls. She started to unhook her bra to reveal her huge famous chest. Those huge orbs looked even better in real life than on TV!
I felt another pair of hands on my pants, undoing my belt and zipper. I turned around and there was her blonde wife already naked and wet. I could easily smell both women’s arousal. The blonde dropped to her knees and her eyes met mine as she pulled out my cock. I was starting to get hard. She immediately smiled and stuffed my dick into her mouth. She was staring into my eyes as she sucked my cock. I felt another pair of hands, this time a dark brown color quickly removing my shirt.
I turned around and a huge black nipple was pressed into my mouth. She kissed me on my forehead as I suckled her huge tits. She was moaning as I nursed on her mammoth mammaries. Her lovely blonde wife was a cocksucking expert. I wondered if they were lesbians at all, and perhaps bi-sexual was a more apt description. I found that I did not care as she happily deepthroated me. I was alternating deep wonderful kisses and huge black nipples in my mouth.
“That beautiful woman sucking on your dick is my wife Sheila. She met you years ago at the pentagon and she said that you were very handsome. I had to agree with her assessment. I met you in a field hospital with you having seven bullets in you. You saved at least twenty men with your heroic actions. I put you in for the Medal of Honor. Some asshole reduced it to the Silver Star. I want to make it up to you. I… I have watched you ever since then and I have wanted you, but you were married. I am well aware of that dirty fucking bitch and what she did to you. So now is my chance. Actually Sheila wants to fuck you as well. You up for it stud?”
I was also letting my fingers do the walking in and around the lovely black hairless snatch. She was soaking wet. My other hand was twisting and teasing her huge unsucked nipple. She was moaning. I switched things around. She was on my cock, pistoning up and down, and oh-so-tight she was. Her blonde wife was happy riding her pussy on my face and I gotta say she tasted great! Sheila was just trying not to have a huge orgasm and her black wife was just moments from her own juicy climax! I somehow managed to not come as I had sex but not much sleep. Both women came like dynamite and screamed. I switched them again and ate out a delicious black cunt as her wife rode my cock again coming in tandem with each other. I thought that was amazing. Synchronized sex! Organized orgasms! I felt that familiar feeling. My juices were ready for firing.
“I’m going to…” I was out of the cunt and both women took turns sucking me to creamy finish in both of their mouths. Wow. What a wonderful promotion. I was under the impression that they just pinned a star on your chest. But this was just fine too! Oh fuck yeah! I think I have a damn fine new boss. I know that I will love working under her! Oh yeah!
One of the fancy encrypted phones rang. She answered it, “Hey, what’s going on? Wait, are you sure? We ALREADY HAVE A TEAM IN PLACE? Who authorized… Then do it right now. You are sure our guys are a go? Will it interfere with the main operation? Well you heard me, that is a direct order, make it happen. Make damn sure we have a few extra choppers for backup. Good job, you are on the ball! I’ve got him right here on another matter. I’ll have him call you post operation. No loose ends, make sure that the doctor and nurse make it back ok. Yeah he’s a dirtbag, but he’s our doctor dirtbag, and he’s doing good work down there. You have what? Forward me a copy of that as soon as it’s safe to do so. Don’t let that get out! We have enough embarrassing videos out there. Call me back when you’re safe.”
She put down the phone and looked at me. “You can’t go around making up dangerous operations by yourself! It makes us look stupid.” She was kind of irritated. I was caught. Oops!
“It makes you look brilliant. If the operation is successful, then you take the credit. If it’s a disaster, then I will get the blame. Or maybe nobody will ever know what took place, which is better still. We are planning on giving credit to the local government and police. All gift wrapped up, and on CNN. Waiting on your say so. The plan is to get the locals to come in and mop up. We will be in the wind. Everyone wins. Sort of. My wife had better learn to dance with the press, as we will not be quiet as far as she and doctor dickless are concerned.”
“He has no dick? Really?” she asked smiling. He has a dick? maybe, I thought. He is a dick? For sure.
“Just a figure of speech. I guess my wife, excuse me, my soon-to-be-ex-wife likes it well enough. It would be just terrible if a stray bullet or two were to hit him there, wouldn’t it though?”
“Wow, you don’t get mad, you just get even, don’t you?”
“I don’t have any idea what you are talking about.”
“Sure, sure. You learn very fast. I am actually thinking you are going to do a great job for us, and the country.”
“Not me. I’m retired, remember?”
“Oh yes, you are going to do just fine. Before you go, I want you to fuck us at least one or two more times. I also have a surprise gift from the company.”
“My company? Or THE company?”
“Same thing, in case you have not figured it out. A month paid vacation for my new man. In Hawaii. You are allowed three people besides you. I hope you take it, because you will be in the desert for a while after that. Las Vegas notwithstanding. Perhaps you could show me some gratitude, you big hunk of man.” She opened up her arms wide.
“You know that I am actually still married?” I grabbed both women and kissed and hugged them.
“Only on paper. And after CNN and ABC get finished with your ex… well she won’t be able to annoy you for some time. Gimme some sugar! Damn you are the best looking General in the military for sure.” She was kissing me, and I was kissing her right back.
“Think you could find some time to jet over to Hawaii for a few days!” I asked her.
“Maybe. I am actually going to a conference in Honolulu this next week. Will you still want me after all your women friends?”
“Only one way to find out. I don’t even know if they are going to come with me or not. It’s all theoretical at this point. You going to still want me? I want lots more sexual harassment, boss. I want to make you feel happy and your wife too. We could have sex on the beach. What do you think?”
“Oh yes. Hell yes! You really do ring my chimes. I am sorry we didn’t get together sooner. She had to betray you first, and damn if she didn’t do it too! I have wanted you for a long time, but you were absolutely married to the fucking bitch. Do you want to know how long she has been at it?”
“No I don’t want to know. But I guess I should be aware. Ok hit me.” I prepared myself.
“NINE YEARS! She is fucking evil. It’s all in the report that I gave you. The FBI had suspicions that she was fuckin’ around before that, but the hard evidence starts back nine years ago. Want to guess who was the other man?” she asked me.
“NO! No way!” It was too crazy to be true. Not him the whole time?
“Yes, unfortunately we have very good evidence that she was with Doctor Dickless even back then. She broke it off for two years, but she was screwing a hospital administrator at that point. Then she and her doctor got back together. I am so very sorry to tell you this.” She held me and I felt another pair of tits on my back. I was the meat of a very tasty sandwich! Sheila reached around and stroked my dick. She purred in my ear. She didn’t say much, but she got her point across just fine.
“You can let me have my way with you. God, you are so gorgeous! Both of you are so incredibly stunning. Come here. Get up on top. I’m really gonna love working under you!” She was trying to get my hard-as-nails dick into her wet snatch. Her wife was on my face in a flash. I sought out her clit and licked her and sucked her, but she was so very quiet. I was never sure if she came or not. Well except for the deluge of her love juice into my mouth! My boss screamed her head off as she orgasmed on my cock happily. I filled up her cooter to the full line and we switched around so I could eat her and Sheila rode my dick like a bucking bronco. More climaxes took place. I could not stop from filling up her wife with my pearl juice. They were absolutely amazing and perfect. I did eventually get going, but only after I knew both women were very happy and satisfied. This was my first threesome with my boss… well, ever!
I got a call on my ‘special phone’ which was a gift from the government. As far as I knew, it had not yet been breached or compromised by bad guys.
Nonetheless we spoke in code words in case they were bugged or overheard.
“The southern conference has begun.” He said.
“Do you need me there?” I was ready to go. I wanted to be with the men.
“No, no, negative. You must be seen up in D.C. in public! Positively seen by police or officials and plenty of folks. Make sure you get seen by lots of people.
“Why the worry?” I asked.
“Management might disapprove of the plan” meaning that they would deny it, and pull the plug.
“Oh shit. Listen, I don’t want to compromise anyone. If we need to cancel the conference to protect anyone’s… um job, then that’s what we need to do.
“Fuck them. They have not said ‘No’ yet. We will be done and home in bed before they get off their dead asses. Hey, I remember you used to say something.”
“What?” I asked rather stupidly.
“No guts, no glory!” I could hear him smiling 5,000 miles away!
“Why don’t we go live? We got the guy at CNN and the crazy girl over at Fix news. Nobody is likely to challenge us about prerogatives if you guys get enough info and uh, ‘evidence’… You know, get out in front of this shitstorm. That bunch of actors is associated with the cartel? Shit I should not have said that. I should mention there is a way, way bigger conference taking place right now only sixty clicks away. Big blue bird is selling a bunch of two thousand pound hammers. Mean green flying machine is still running our talent show. We are getting some assist from a pack of sea scouts and a dozen squids. They have their own fish to fry, but we love to help each other out.”
“Do those guys need assets or a taxi home?”
“Mean green flying machine will have four regular and four back up taxis to do just that, if the need arises. We are separated but going to assist as needed. They are offering us assistance if we need it. They are going after the same black hats as we are.”
“We aren’t going after the big fish, just the small fry. They have been quite annoying with their snatch and grab operation. The big swingin’ dicks over at state want them retired with prejudice. They want them gone.” He explained, but I already knew.
“The big black hats?” I was teasing him.
“No, no. That’s for the other conference! The ones we are involved with are just the sub-contractors to the really bad guys. They provide trucking and enforcement duties. I don’t think they will be missed. They should not have kidnapped a bunch of ‘heroic’ doctors and nurses. We are going to slap their hands. They will be spanked sorta permanently. Gotta go. Party is starting. Make some noise up there. Be seen! A lot!”
“Yes sir. And thank our gang for me as well.”
“They are glad to assist. So am I sir. I will always be happy to attend one of your picnics. Gotta go.” he was off to the battle.
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Ten hours later, I received another call on the coded line. This time he was part frantic, part ecstatic! He was happy as could be.
“It’s done. Fifty two of the sub-contractors were fired with prejudice. Extreme prejudice. We uh.. Got a couple of trucks by accident. They are all unemployed now. Every single one of the small fry.
(The bad guys are all dead. All the ones who kidnapped my wife and the other doctors and nurses are toast.)
“Wait, what about our sales reps? Every one gonna make their bonus?” (I was asking if all our guys are ok)
“No problem! Our team was only fifteen reps.(there were only fifteen soldiers in our group) We all made big final sales numbers! We are all ready for long vacation” (Our guys were untouched and took out all the bad guys! Vacation means total victory.)
“Jesus, that was so fast!” I said
“It was easy. Drop, pop and chop. We got two boxes of um… medicine, and two full boxes of lettuce… The very best kind of lettuce.” (They intercepted two tractor trailers of drugs and two trucks full of money!)
“The med team is meeting US suits from the embassy right now. They are coming home. This might go public if the price is right. (the higher ups want to let the local government take public credit for the whole operation) Our guys are already on big green flying machine (choppered out). They came across a few bad guy trucks, well… we liberated them. That lettuce is fresh and delicious.”
(The money is non sequential and unmarked)
“How much lettuce?”(money)
“You wouldn’t believe it. 2bbn. (They estimate two billion dollars in the two trailers)Thirty two pallets of lettuce. That’s thirty-two wrapped lettuce in each box! All fresh and tasty. It might be more than that. We’re turning one of the medicine (drugs) over to the government for photo ops. We have already torched the other. After that it’s not our problem.”
“You’re kidding! 2bbn??? With a B?”
“Yes with a big B. The big black hats were moving the whole damned operation to the mountains, at least temporarily. By the way, this whole thing was your idea! You get the finders fee. You should thank your slut wife for cheating on you.You get 10%. Do the math! Leave one of your house doors unlocked for the next few days. Buy a safe. A really big safe. The lettuce will be in your basement freezer.”
“I don’t have one.” I said.
“You will now. Maybe TWO OR THREE! You turning it down?”
“Hell no. Need something for retirement. You want to split?
“Already have a share. It’s uncounted. ITS PRISTINE.” (He means that it can’t be traced, and it’s all unmarked.)
“All the reps get a share. And the bus drivers too (the soldiers and the pilots as well)
“Do you know the numbers on the sale?” (How much total)
“No idea. But its a lot. A whole LOT! IT’S UNMARKED!!! Don’t forget the parameters. Keep to the protocol. You should thank your slut ex wife. She made this all possible. Oh yeah, by the way. Her doctor dickless took a few rounds in the gunfight.”
“Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.” I said.
“He is having a very bad day! He can still operate, but he won’t bother another married woman ever. Terrible thing those stray bullets. Must really hurt to lose the family jewels and your manhood to a stray bullet or two. Or twenty! Yikes that’s gotta hurt!… About the lettuce…You remember the s-o-p for big tips right? No flashy cars or houses, no big spending at all for a few years. Once the statute of limitations has passed, do whatever you want to. Ok? ”
“Thank you so much. I know the drill. This was a nice surprise.”
“Not for the bad guys! Just so you know, the local police and army are going to get all the credit, none of the cash. Yeah. Merry Christmas in April. Don’t forget to leave the house unlocked. You will get a very special delivery. You might be getting one or two of those metal clothes closets. We have to get together and have a drink after the storm. Hey I heard a rumour that you might come out of your retirement. True? You could still work for mean green, or hire on here with the company. We will always love to have you at the party.” (The Army Intel or the CIA both want him back)
“I need to think about it. I kinda look forward to it. Maybe? Tell the boys I said great work and we’re all fired. Time to retire.” I said that and meant it too!
“Not me. I still fly a desk. But it is nice to have options. Nice options. Hasta la vista. You’re buying the beer.” He said.
“Cheapskate!” We both laughed.
-Call ended-
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So there was a secret operation to take care of the big wigs of the cartel with a bunch of 2000 pound bombs. That operation was only 35 miles from the search and rescue operation for the doctors and nurses. Just by sheer luck the big battle pushed four trucks of drugs and money into the hands of the rescue team, who got them in a firefight. In the end, all the kidnappers were killed, the hostages recovered, and the money was taken, probably by chopper, back to an undisclosed location in the USA. Everyone who took part in the operation got a share of the spoils. We just weren’t supposed to spend it! At least for a while. My soon to be ex wife was still trying to recover from her gang bang and subsequent recovery and removal from the program. She was undergoing surgery for her cooter and asshole, which had gotten quite a good workout. She would live. Not sure about the quality of life for her though.
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I had to move quickly. I flew back home and rented a truck with a lift gate. Until I got another house, I parked the two freezers and metal clothes closet in a storage unit. I took a valise filled with cash and made a quick trip to the Cayman Islands to open a few new accounts. I hitched a ride on a military aircraft to Puerto Rico. It was just a quick flight to the Caymans from there. I started up a small business (on paper) with the express reason to pay the US taxes on some of the money. Whatever was left I could use for whatever.
I helped Jenny Harshly by basically buying her house. She was very appreciative! She was trying to suck my testicles dry! She said she was gonna have my baby. I believe her. She says she loves me, and she wants to fuck me every chance she gets. She might kill me yet. She seems determined to make me happy, and pleasure me as much as she possibly can! She finally went home to take care of her kids and do her chores. I was a bit relieved as I could finally get some well deserved R and R.
After all that, all I wanted to do was get some sleep on my brand new bed. I burned the old one, as I did not know if my ex had used it for her hobby or not. I was asleep when I heard a blood curdling scream. I ran out of the house in my shorts and heard the scream again. It was Leslie. I ran over to the house and into the back door. Ahead of me (I was in the kitchen/ dining room area was Leslie on the couch, naked and tied up. Her husband had his fist back, about to give her another shot. There were three other naked men in the room. I went in full bore. This was going to be bloody. I grabbed his arm and spun him around while twisting. His arm broke clean. Two of the guys were huge. I cleaned the one guys clock with a step kick to the chin, then the second one got a short jab into his wind pipe. He was done. The third guy had a small pistol, a twenty-two which he fired at me. I luckily dodged a bullet and I took the weapon from his broken hand. I fixed his wagon as his balls were rearranged very painfully. I dialed 911 and waited for the cops. I found a camera running and then I untied Leslie. The cops and ambulance arrived. I awaited the onslaught with the door open. I figured I would be arrested for certain.
At first, the cops did not believe me, but Leslie backed up my story. The four guys were all hauled off three in ambulances. I took Leslie home with me after the hospital released her. I insisted on a rape kit and blood test for date rape drugs. We would know the answers tomorrow for sure, but I was pretty sure of the test outcome. I got my overworked lawyer on the phone and wanted advice on extricating Leslie from this dangerous situation. Her husband might make bail later on that day! He said just take her home and lock the doors, or go to a hotel for a while. He asked me if I wanted security. I thought, wait. Don’t I have security for my new job? Meanwhile I just got my old sidearm out and made sure it was locked and loaded, just in case. Funny how laid back he was with me, but such a dick in private with Leslie. No matter. If he tried anything I was quite ready to put him down permanently.
Leslie slept in my arms. She clutched at me in terror when I had to go take a leak. She wound up accompanying me to the toilet and even held my dick as I pissed. She loved it! Her giggle as she held my dick peeing was priceless!
Leslie was at first very upset with my taking care of Jenny and her two children. I got Leslie into the hospital when we got home to see if her reproductive system could be fixed, even if she was not going to be with me. I wanted to document her bruises and scars from her husband. I was wondering if she liked kids, but you gotta see her with Jenny’s little ones. She is so incredibly happy. I have a huge amount of fun playing with the kids. I have been accused of being a big kid myself. Oh well, if the shoe fits…
I had a very productive chat with Leslie’s husband, and she and him are going to get a divorce. I did have some one on one time with him to discuss my hand to hand fighting skills. He did not exactly like me putting him in the hospital, but so what? If he lays a hand on her it will be the last thing he ever does. I will see to that personally. He knows it too. Leslie has declared that she will never ever leave me. In fact, between the three of them, I’m never going to be alone again! There are worse things in life than being taken good care of by loving and caring women.
Jenny won’t leave me alone. She accepts that I have to take care of Leslie. When the two women spoke and compared notes the cried in each other’s arms! Neither of them were happy with me taking in Deirdre. Not like I gave them a choice. We both spoke to them about our time in the army, and almost getting killed and so forth. Deirdre surprised me by telling them how crushed she was when I got back with my cheating bitch wife. She hoped that I would dump her when I found out about the afternoon delights she had before work. Instead, I had forgiven the bitch… until now.
Dee felt it was her golden opportunity to be with me, and she would be with me no matter what. She surprised the girls when she admitted her bi- sexuality and I suspect that both of them had a bit of the same in them!
Deirdre has been my rock. She stands behind me 100%. She took retirement, sort of. She works for me now, as a direct hire to the Joint Chiefs. She loves me and I love her. She sorta helps keep the girls in line, sorta. It’s like herding cats. Still have lots of fights, and then fantastic makeup sex. I guess she is like my executive wife! But with all that, we still find time to laugh and do fun things.
For myself, I thought I might keep my own house, and just buy out my wife’s share. It was a nice house, and I had invested a lot of time and effort into the thing. I would have to bargain with her. She might want to buy me out! Meanwhile the divorce was in full swing! She kept calling me and begging me to talk to her. Fuck the bitch. Talk to my lawyer.
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I convinced my three women to come with me for a little month long vacation in Hawaii. I had to make sure we were all ok with it. I even managed to get Jenny’s mom to come with us and I know she is looking forward to being with her grandchildren as much as possible. The place was staffed and the beach was very private. No clothes were needed! Me and three sex crazed woman in paradise! Oh fuck yeah. This was gonna be a very nice vacation!
My new life is always crazy busy, building my camp, having sex with the girls, picking staff, having more sex with the girls, taking care of the undersecretary who also has sex with the girls. I am pretty busy even though I am retired. The girls are calling me. I got a job to do.
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The next day after the kidnapping and firefight and release, my almost-ex-wife’s face and the good doctor’s were all over the news, as word of their capture and release went public. She was left with the problem of explaining exactly why she was in the doc’s room, and why her husband was divorcing her. The sex pics came out, given to the press anonymously. The shit hit the fan. Doctors Without Borders went into damage control and immediately terminated their contracts with each of them. They were recalled immediately to the US. The surgeon was summarily fired from the hospital and she was demoted. She was served on US soil as soon as she was off the plane, in full view of the reporters. They had a field day with her. She went home and found her keys didn’t work. I had sold the house to a new holding company, and we were going to spar over it for sure. She was furious. Her things were in her own storage unit. By the way, I owned the holding company! She could kiss my ass. I let the lawyers work out the details. I was not speaking to the skank, unless required by the judge.
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I wrote her a letter. I was gonna go on vacation and have fun with the three women. Well actually five women if you count my boss and her wife! I am going to have sex with four or five women who love me, just once, If you don’t mind. Well maybe not just once, and maybe even if you do mind!! Too fucking bad if you do mind after the tryst she had. She had put me through the wringer. I was gonna go have a wonderful time with my girlfriends and my new, sexy boss. Turnabout is fair play.
We were officially separated and awaiting the divorce to be final, so she could go fuck herself. I neglected to say anything about where we were going. Fuck the bitch! Hope she likes my letter as much as I enjoyed hers. I just got tired of all her bullshit. I gave my lawyer his marching orders, and me and the three women in my life (not counting my new boss) flew to Hawaii. The sex was just fantastic. I was taking viagra or Cialis every day and fucking the women’s brains out. The girls all got along famously! I suspect that all of the women were bi sexual, since there were no complaints about all the women in my life and my bed. They were fucking each other as well as trying to fuck me to death!
Best of all, there was no phone service at all on the small island. It was to be a real vacation, not a working one! Two weeks later, the amended divorce paperwork arrived by courier. I signed her out of my house, out of my mind and out of my life. I hope she and I never see each other again. She wanted this, well she got it. I got back to doing nasty fun things! I wondered if the undersecretary was gonna enjoy my three girls. She and her wife were coming over for a little barbecue. A naked barbecue! I was gonna have sex with five women at the same time! I should have had a viagra sandwich. I better check my life insurance. I think they all want to fuck me to death!