Month: July 2021

I want to tell you a story that is based on true events. Basically everything happened like I’m going to tell you except for anything illegal, which was of course was added for no reason at all. If you think the illegal parts might be true, then the living conditions and town population statistics are also true, which they are, […]

Julie powered off her computer and left the office. “See you later Kim,” she called. “Have a great weekend camping!” Kim replied. Julie couldn’t wait, her and Jeff had been planning this getaway for a while. It would be so nice to get out of the city leaving the hustle and bustle behind. They were headed up North for the […]

Every so often I’m newly in awe of my girlfriend, Julie. She’s 34, you can tell only from the finest of lines starting to creep from eyes to ears. Not that they are imperfections- on the contrary they lend an aged mystery to an otherwise almost obscenely nubile figure- 105lbs of perfect with a narrow waist, medium sized breasts that […]

I was in my mid-twenties, and was trying to finish off a degree. Most people who go to college for 7 years are called “Doctor.” Me, not so much. A few transfers, a few bad decisions, and a few cases of the “fuckits” and here I was, that guy from van Wilder who had been in school for 7 years […]

My tattoo shop had been open for about six years. I had seen many interesting people come and go. I’d done many different styles of tattoos; some I would have never dreamed of. But never would I have thought of a seventy-year-old woman walking in and asking for the tattoo she wanted. She introduced herself as Carmen. I told her […]

I only offer this to entertain. If at least a few people get their feelings tugged around, I consider my mission accomplished. If I can give somebody a few laughs or inspire an orgasm, that’s even better. Thanks to all the editors and authors who have helped me improve my writing from ‘Painfully Godawful’ to ‘Below Average’. I hope at […]

She looked at the $100 late fee receipt on the DMV registration notice and cussed under her breath. She knew better and knew Mark would be furious once he came home. Money had been tight, and this was a big deal. Mark had been reminding her for weeks to take care of the registration renewal, but she’d continued to put […]

He chuckled and flashed his eyes at his wife sitting at the small dining table set for a romantic evening for two. Maurine’s round cheeks were pulled tight in an approving smile. Barrett set the flute in front of her as the golden liquid fizzled cheerfully. His eyes took in her bare arms and shoulders recently made taut with rigorous […]

My girl friend is driving me crazy. You try to please a woman and they just want more and more. Why do we put up with them? I am not even sure how I got to this point. I know I am bad, but I wanted to set her up to fuck another guy and send me a picture of […]

My first work trip of 2021 was a rough one. I used to love traveling for work, but post-pandemic travel was not the same as I remembered. My day began with a miserable 3-hour flight that included anxious traveling families, overworked flight attendants and passengers fighting about masks. I was expecting to land into sunny San Diego with some fresh […]