Shady Waters Hotel

Built in the early seventies, the tackiest of all decades, Shady Waters boarding house was once a top-class hotel. In the good years, it catered to all sorts of famous people. Burt Reynolds lived there for a while, Barbra Streisand rented the whole place for two weeks (when she toured the east coast) and Mel Brooks lived in 4C for […]

The Last Cigarette

‘Please!’ For fuck’s sake, ‘why?’ Her befuddled state at that time of the morning, compromised her faculties and she was dimly aware that the man in the room was not answering her protestations. Could he hear her? Was she actually speaking aloud? Were her words only in her head? Her arms wouldn’t move. They couldn’t move. Why wouldn’t her arms […]

Cold War Sex

The sun rose low over Berlin on a freezing winters morning. Frost lay thick on the grass as Sabine walked her usual route through the Tiergarten from her apartment overlooking the wall in Koch Strasse, to her job as a lab assistant in the Technische Universität. It was a long walk and at this time of the year, a bitterly […]

Stairwell to Euphoria

6:00 am is very early to arrive at work. Even for me. I was dressed in my work clothes with gym clothes in my bag. The plan wasn’t to go to the gym. The gym gear is easy to take off and put back on in a hurry…just in case. I was going to start by finding a private spot […]

Uber

From her seventh floor beach view hotel balcony, Lynn watched the stream of cars on Shoreline Boulevard. “I can’t understand why anyone would be up and commuting at this hour,” Lynn said to herself. Lynn was up, because she hadn’t quite adjusted to the time zone and the appointment with her elderly mother’s caregiver, was scheduled for 1 pm. Lynn […]

Britney’s Camping Trip

Britney stepped through the door of the cabin she’d rented with her twin for the weekend, a lovely little wood log structure with a spattering of cross-framed windows hidden deep in the woods. Neither of them were particularly looking forward to being pursued by a cloud of mosquitos, but they both desperately needed the time away from their regular lives. […]

Carers and Cumshots

I wrote ‘Carers, bedwashes and erections’. I am virtually paralysed now, but still love getting erections in front of women of all ages, with my four-and-a-half inch penis, (when soft) seven-and-a-half inch cock, (when hard) it’s quite fat, with a fairly large mushroom head, and If you remember I was quite, sexually, adventurous and, although I am severely disabled and […]

One Act Performance

“It’s okay,” I reassured myself. “This is always before the premier.” But the fear did not go anywhere; he held my scrotum in a cold fist. “What if it doesn’t work? What if they don’t understand?” On the other side of the stage, my partner must have been just as worried. I thought about her, how much we rehearsed, how […]

Friends that Fuck without Me

I knew what was coming, this friend always had a new fling he took home after a night of MDMA fueled clubbing, I would be staying over at his place for a week/weekend, and there’s no denying the stereotypical open plan bachelor flat design that invests in the philosophy of overexposed unpartitioning.

Mrs Johnson Goes Up A Level

Debbie Johnson and Dave had been together for three months now. Her young neighbour Tim was almost a distant memory. The days of him blackmailing her into letting him take photos and then having sex with her were seemingly over. Whether that was down to her being with Dave now, or his embarrassment at coming so quickly in the school […]