She Owes Me Lasagna

I want to tell you a story that is based on true events. Basically everything happened like I’m going to tell you except for anything illegal, which was of course was added for no reason at all. If you think the illegal parts might be true, then the living conditions and town population statistics are also true, which they are, […]

Anal in The Basement

Every July 4th, without exception, my in-laws always threw a huge barbeque party at their house and invited over fifty people. There was always plenty of good food and an even more plentiful supply of alcohol. When my wife I arrived for the party, my mother-in law, Nancy, invited us in with a smile. I had to admit Nancy was […]

Weird Fantasies

So I have some fairly dark and weird fantasies, and I write them down on my blog, and on the blog I try and keep them divided into actual true stories and peculiar fantasies, because, I don’t know, um… people seemed to be interested which was which? So basically, this collection and the “Lots about Me” ones are kind of […]

Torn Anus

Last night, after months of no sex at all, I met a guy at a friend’s place. He’s maybe 20 years older than me – wow – but instant attraction. Big tall man, fleshy but powerful. Confident and good looking in a distinguished 50ish way. We went to a quiet club, a couple of drinks, sitting close, talking and finding […]

A Fantasy Fulfilled

For some reason when we were married, my ex-wife had a fantasy about seeing me get fucked by another man. I’m not sure why a woman would fantasize about this – it seems a little odd to me. She’s the only woman I’ve ever known who shared a fantasy of this type with me. I’m not gay or bisexual, and […]

My Talking Vibrator Fantasy

I love the internet. Not only because it lets me publish my fantasies each and every week, but also because it makes shopping easier. A lot easier. And as you may know, I hate shopping. About a week ago, I came across a once-in-a-lifetime sale. Though I already had many other items similar to the one on sale, I was […]

An Anal Fantasy Comes True

It had been his fantasy for the longest time, to find me masturbating. He had told me this one night after consuming way too many beers. He had told me that he often liked to just lay back and fantasize that he was out hiking in the mountains and that he sees my clothes folded neatly in a pile on […]

Online Show Gets Real

He continues to move in and out. At first, it did not feel as good as I thought it might, but the longer he stroked in and out it felt better. I laid down on my stomach and he followed behind putting his legs on the bed still fucking my ass…

Best Friend Mike

I expected Mike to decline, but then I thought about how often they did this in college. They are not embarrassed at all, they each enjoy the part they play…

Anal At The Office

Mari knew that Bobby could both see and hear her from his cubicle. Bobby was an average guy, kind of quiet. He was all business with all the office girls and Mari was bound and determined to get Bobby to play “office” with her one evening after work. Mari started with subtle things. One day, she undid her blouse a […]