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I love the series, “Halloween” with Michael Myers. The new movie, “Halloween Kills” just dropped on Peacock and nothing was going to stop me from seeing it. I wanted to have a Halloween movie night where everyone gets dressed up in costumes and watches the new “Halloween Kills” movie. My girlfriend, Steph, lives with me so she will definitely want […]

A tale of lust for Halloween. There was a chill wind whistling around the leafy suburbs and the children had long since ceased their seasonal, costumed revelry. Halloween is an odd day for a birthday but so it is that many such odd birthdays are celebrated without any supernatural disruption caused where the world of the spirits and the world […]

The smiles didn’t alter when it was finally Lenore’s turn. They were still grins stuck in muscles with neither variations nor nuances. Polite. She stood from her chair to speak at 9am, the time workday began the other days. The mid-September staff meetings at Deep Green Alliance were relaxed, happy, friendly; everybody was supposed to be mellow from the summer […]

“Bye, Clive, thanks for the ride.” Mark waved as he headed up his front walk, mask in his other hand, his step a little unsteady. It had been that kind of party. “Later, Mark,” I called back, watching him go. My vision swam a little, but not for the same reason Mark’s probably did. It was late, it had been […]

Slowly pulling the tap on the keg, his natural nervous tendencies, always making him a little nervous that the tap could pop off and spray him with beer, Terrance glanced around the crowded party, sighing to himself that he had found himself in a very familiar position. Every year was the same; he would resist his friends’ urges to come […]

The old-fashioned brass shop bell swung and rang over the opening door. I looked up from my phone as the cool air entered. Small costumed figures could be seen running around outside, shrieking happily in the gathering dusk. Two figures entered the shop, an excited little girl clinging to the arm of a tall woman. “Please, Mommy! Please!  It’s so […]

What kind of jerk broke up with their girlfriend on the morning of their favorite holiday? Derek. That was the jerk. They had only been dating six months, but it still stung. Especially since their costume was a couple’s costume — Linda and Bob Belcher from the cartoon Bob’s Burger — and she couldn’t show up as Linda without a […]

“Duckies!” yelled his squealing five-year-old. The poor little guy had yet to comprehend the massive changes that were about to happen. To him, grandma and Papa’s house was where he got to watch the ducks with Papa and tussle with their two very patient retrievers. He tried to bolt down to the pond as soon as Mike lowered him from […]

Reginald Peregrine, or Reg for short, sat at his desk, in the museum’s basement, surrounded by the museum’s uncatalogued antiquities. This had been his only job from school and was his dream job. He could work quietly cleaning and cataloguing artefacts on his own in the depths of the museum. This kept him away from the public and any casual […]

“Fi, are you trying to break a leg?” The question rung out louder than I`d meant across the forest. The trees had an unnerving way of distorting sound. My sister Fiona turned around on the log after regaining her balance. “Don`t be so grumpy, Liam,” she replied with that unbearable smile, which had been plastered on her face since leaving […]