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He hadn’t been doing so well financially. So a sale was just what he needed. George wandered up and down the halls of the empty mall. There was nothing here. Finally, in the back of the mall he found a small store called “Curious and Curiouser”. It looked intriguing so George went in. The little store was smokey and smelled […]

Vikki sighed as she entered the building. She had been left this building by some aunt she didn’t even know. Her goal was to get in and sell as many of the things on E-bay as she could. What would she do with a stuffy old store? “Welcome Vikki!” a voice greeted her upon entering the store. “What the fuck?” […]

Currain jogged down the windswept Newfoundland beach. He hated this time of year. Halloween was coming up. Despite his desire to be a human, Currian had to turn into his demonic form on Halloween. It was the price he had to pay. Currian had been a demon for many millennia. He knew he was immortal and had powers but he […]

Scotland Yard Detective Bureau, Joyce speaking, how may I direct your call, please?” She listened for a few moments and replied, “The principal of the Bureau has a space in his diary today at 2PM. Would that be acceptable? That’s wonderful, Mr. Harvey. I will book you in. Good day.” It was a mild spring day in Southern California, and […]

I stood on the sidewalk, people-watching. Two hundred years ago this neighborhood would have been considered a paradise. Running water? Indoor toilets? Refrigeration? Astonishing. Few people went hungry and luxuries were abundant. For most of the history of mankind, this would have been considered miraculous. Still, today’s residents bemoaned their fates and envied those who had it better. The church […]

“If you’re not going, then I’m not going either.” I knew this was a lie as I talked to my friend and colleague, Diana, because I had spent an hour straightening my hair and getting the right wings on the liquid eyeliner that she had convinced me to try. “I’m sorry, Dylan says it’s fine, but with Judy taking leave […]

As the youngest of the staff archeologists at our local museum, I am often asked why I decided to commit to a career at our small hometown museum rather than trying for one of the larger museums in a bigger city. My answer is always the same, “I remain here so that I can study La Chiave.” Most people don’t […]

I’ll bet you a hundred bucks that a century from now, the good folks at Staghurst College will still speak in revered tones about Marty Ketchum’s infamous Halloween party back in 2013. Everyone who was there and saw it with their own eyes will be ‘pushing daisies’ by then of course, but the legend will live on for generations. I […]

“Woo!” Rebecca exclaimed to Angie as they walked out of the conference room of the Herald Dispatch. “Girl, I can’t believe you are excited about getting that shitty assignment,” Angie sat her legal pad with her notes down on her desk in the cubical she shared with Rebecca. “Any story can be a big break,” Rebecca’s tone had become sarcastic […]

Mr. and Mrs. Schmidt had been married for eight years. Mrs. Schmidt, née Rogers, had met her slightly older husband at a college party, and only two years later the two had been married at a lavish wedding. A few years of marital bliss ensued, but eventually the newness of their coexistence wore off and the two adapted to the […]